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checkmatcd

you may think you’re winning this heartbreak, but you’re not gonna win it ‘cause CHECKMATE.

multimuse ft. muses from a variety of fandoms. revamped jan 2020. template.

#im here now #i dont write cole anymore but

i might be revamping cole tbh

#ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ ᴇɪɢʜᴛ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏʟᴅ ( out. )

arevus:

@tailborn.

❝ is that even POSSIBLE ? ❞

❝ yes it is. it’s EXTREMELY possible, actually. ❞

#arevus #arevus 01 #ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴍᴇʀᴍᴀɪᴅs ɴᴏᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟᴠᴇs ( main. )

sarcasmsasssnark:

“Can I touch it?”

“... Sure?”

#sarcasmsasssnark 01 #sarcasmsasssnark #ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴍᴇʀᴍᴀɪᴅs ɴᴏᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟᴠᴇs ( main. )

sarcasmsasssnark:

“Is it real?”

“Yeah, it’s real. So is this net and so are the people who will kill me if they catch me.”

#sarcasmsasssnark 01 #sarcasmsasssnark #ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴍᴇʀᴍᴀɪᴅs ɴᴏᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟᴠᴇs ( main. )

"More than anything, I just want this moment to end."

cabin in the woods sentence starters (x)

“Yeah? Why’s that?”

#heartlessiisms #ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ( answered. )#ᴀ sᴍᴏᴏᴛʜ sᴇᴀ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴀ sᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ sᴀɪʟᴏʀ ( ask meme. )

Cabin in the Woods (2011) Starter Sentences

Warning: Some sentences are rather violent. Trigger warnings apply.

• People in this town drive in a very counter-intuitive manner.

• Do you want to spend the weekend in jail? Because the rest of us want to check out my cousin’s country home.

• Society needs to crumble. We’re just all too chickenshit to let it.

• It was pioneer days. People had to make their own interrogation rooms.

• Their blind eyes see nothing of the horrors to come. They are the gods’ fools.

• Am I on speaker phone? That’s rude! I don’t know who’s in the room!

• What’s that in the lake right there? Right there, it looks just like… my girlfriend!

• More than anything, I just want this moment to end.

• Let’s get this party started!

• I dare you to make out with that moose over there.

• Uh, that makes what kind of sense?

• Seriously? Your cousin is into some weird shit.

• I’m drawing a line in the fucking sand here; do not read the Latin!

• You had “Zombies”. This is “Zombie redneck torture family”. They’re entirely different species. It’s like a difference between an elephant and an elephant and an elephant seal.

• I just want to see them fall on their asses for once.

• Can we not talk about people in pieces any more tonight?

• You’re not seeing what you don’t want to see.

• Poptarts? Did you say you have poptarts?

• Your basic human needs disgust me.

• He’s got a husband bulge!

• I’m on a reality TV show! …my parents are going to think I’m such a burnout.

• I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?

• They made us choose how we die.

• You’re seen horrible things. An Army of nightmares. But they are nothing to what came before.

• Please… kill him.

• A ritual sacrifice? Great! You tie somebody to a stone, you get a fancy dagger and a bunch of robes… it’s not that complicated!

• Me? “Virgin”?

• Maybe it’s time for a change.

• You can die with them, or you can die for them.

• Gosh, they’re both so enticing.

• I don’t think (name) even has a cousin.

• I’m so sorry I almost shot you.

• I’m sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.

• Giant evil gods. I wish I could have seen them. That would have been a fun weekend.

#ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ɪs ᴀ ᴍᴇss ( memes. )

tailborn-blog

ok but cole is just a child with no experience in the human world and people teaching her to do things would be adorable

open starter.

she hadn’t meant to go swimming where someone might catch her, but she’d found herself in a small lake while no one was around. it was verging on late and she’d been swimming for hours, the time flying by while she was underwater. she pulled herself to the surface before seeing a person looking down at her. she lets out a small yelp and jumps back into the water. shes under for a second before swimming up and looking at them again. “What are you doing here? You shouldn’t be here!”

#ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴍᴇʀᴍᴀɪᴅs ɴᴏᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟᴠᴇs ( main. )#ᴡʜɪsᴘᴇʀ ᴀᴄʀᴏss ᴛʜᴇ sᴇᴀ ( opens. )#indie rp #mermaid rp #teen wolf rp #love me?

colonial!America: Making my way downtown

colonial!America: walking fast

England: America were did you put all the tea?!

colonial!America: FUCKING SPRINTING

#i thought this said captain america i was so confused

ok but cole is just a child with no experience in the human world and people teaching her to do things would be adorable

#ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ ᴇɪɢʜᴛ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏʟᴅ ( out. )#ᴠᴀsᴛ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴄᴇᴀɴ ( wishlist. )

sarcasmsasssnark:

“Is that a freaking tail?”

“Yes it’s a tail, but I don’t think that’s important right now.”

#ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴍᴇʀᴍᴀɪᴅs ɴᴏᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟᴠᴇs ( main. )#sarcasmsasssnark 01 #sarcasmsasssnark

stillvoiid:

“What do you mean smells the opposite of fishy?”

“Well you know how fish smell? The opposite of that.”

#stillvoiid #stillvoiid 01 #ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴍᴇʀᴍᴀɪᴅs ɴᴏᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟᴠᴇs ( main. )

wiingcd:

` as real as me, huh ?? ` he would gaze down at his arm, as if seeing it for the very first time, before bringing his dark gaze back to her and shrugging. ` may have to get back to you on that. but i think – i think the more pressing matter is – were you telling the truth when you said you were okay ? ` now that the cat was out of the bag, so to speak, there was no point in her lying about even her mood – or current orientation of whether or not she’d been injured when she’d fallen.

` get back to me on that ?? `

she was kinda confused by that. she was a confused person in general, but not knowing what he meant by that was making her even more confused. ‘ why wouldn’t i be telling the truth ? ’ she knew that humans had a tendency to hide, but what was the point in hiding your feelings? they would always come out in the end anyway.

‘ im okay. a little sore, but that can be expected. ’ she’ll smile and shrug, as if being a little sore wasn’t something that could lower your mood. ‘ the whole legs and walking thing is all new to me. ’

#wiingcd #wiingcd 01 #ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴍᴇʀᴍᴀɪᴅs ɴᴏᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟᴠᴇs ( main. )

jackolanternfucker:

He totally just saw that–

LUCKILY, he’s drunk as a sailor as it stands.

Or UN-luckily, as he staggers over to the girl who he swore just saw turn into a mermaid. That did happen, right? Right?

He needed conversation confirmation.

&& easiest way to ask ?? ( : )

❝DUDE. That was, like– some fucking insane magic, or whatever, there. Was that a real tail, because, like?? I once knew this mermaid in this, like, trippy-ass dream I had a while ago– she, like, was smoking in my living room & shit, && when I went to my living room, she, like, totally sh-shot me, man. It was wild.

‘’ SO.

‘’ What was I talking about again–

‘’ OH YEAH. ‘’ Was that tail real or am I tripping ?? ❞

Her tail had barely disappeared by the time he got there, the trees and her control of the water keeping her dry for now. She smiled up at him as he talked, finding his way of talking currently slightly strange, but opting to try to listen anyway. She had zoned out a little, but the moment she heard him talk about a mermaid she was interested.

❝ You knew a mermaid ?? ❞

She didn’t realize it was a dream. She wasn’t listening enough for that.

❝ She shot you ?? What does that even mean ?? ❞

People terms were hard to understand. She didn’t even know what a gun was. Any kind of explanation would probably be pointless.

❝ Yeah, it was a tail but that doesn’t seem important now. ❞

#ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴍᴇʀᴍᴀɪᴅs ɴᴏᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟᴠᴇs ( main. )#jackolanternfucker #jackolanternfucker 01