When I was a teenager I had a buddy who weāll call Tito. He lived about a mile from a Subway we used to go to when we hung out at his house. On our walk, we always passed a neighborhood named āTall Pinesā. After a few passes on this route, a curious young man noticed that they HAD NOT NAILED OR SCREWED DOWN THE LETTERS ON THE NEIGHBORHOOD OPENING BOARD. A well made board otherwise, homeboy Tito cleverly switched the āIā and āEā in āPinesā and made it say āTall Penisā.
We kept going to Subway. It stayed that way for a week and a half. We were fuckin shocked. They eventually caught the error and went back, changed it, and this time screwed it down with COMMON PHILLIPS HEAD SCREWS. Me and my boy went back with his old manās Dewalt impact driver and refucked it up semi-permanently, putting the screws back into the backward āIā and āEā. It only stayed for half a week that time.