#pickup line

[emyladia]

BFF!Reader telling SKZ pickup lines randomly...

A/n : COME BACKKKKK, Yup I'm back guys. Anyways it's not really goooood, but its kinda cute... Well kinda bullying tho lol, anyways I'll stop talking now hope you enjoyyyy.

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Bangchan & Minho :

Changbin & Hyunjin :

Han & Felix :

Seungmin & I.N :

[sanflwr]

Eddie: *pretty drunk* Buck... Buck: Yes, Eds? Eddie: I am jealous of your heart... Buck: *chuckling* Why would you say that? Eddie: Because it's pounding inside you and I am not- Buck: *flustered* Eds-! Chim: OUT OF MY HOUSE, NOW!

[aceattorneypickupline]

[ieatwateryaey]

i'm an alpha male pickup artist read my best pickup line

me: yo girl you're so pretty can i get your number

girl: *spits in my mouth* ewwww get away you're so ugly

me: *wets myself because i'm so happy* all accoRDign to ALL according to planbt.........

ding ding gaster: ✡︎✌︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☝︎☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎ ✋︎ 👌︎☜︎ ✌︎ 🏱︎✋︎☼︎✌︎❄︎☜︎

obama: 私もここにいます

everyone: *claps*

dess: ᶜᵃⁿ ᵃⁿʸᵒⁿᵉ ʰᵉᵃʳ ᵐᵉ ⁱᵐ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃᵏᵉ

dan and phil: *walks onto stage holding a gay flag and kiss*

me: no but like seriously imagine it....

[settled4infamy]

[wags-my-robot-tail]

Hey boy are you a vampire. Cause I'm not gonna let you come inside unless you ask very nicely

[stone2stars]

Psst!—

Call me phenolphtalein and you sodium hydroxide because when you touch me, my cheeks turn pink!

...

I deeply apologize—

Tch, don’t apologize. At least it was chemically accurate.

Ahem,

My turn.

Call me silver nitrate and yourself sodium chloride…because the second we make contact, things precipitate fast.