Yang: Hey Ruby! I’ll teach you how to make an ice cream spider!
Yang: *Puts ice cream and cola into a cup*
Yang: Drink this!
Ruby at six: *drinks*
Ruby: MMMMMMMMMMMM *spits out*
Ruby: There were spiders in my mouth!
Tai: ... my heart
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@taiyangxiaolong-isms
Yang: Hey Ruby! I’ll teach you how to make an ice cream spider!
Yang: *Puts ice cream and cola into a cup*
Yang: Drink this!
Ruby at six: *drinks*
Ruby: MMMMMMMMMMMM *spits out*
Ruby: There were spiders in my mouth!
Tai: ... my heart
I want to try all different types of foods and be adventurous with what I eat!
*entree arrives* Oh, uhmmm.
What were your feeling when ruby got arrested
WAIT WHAT WHEN!?
Heard tumblr is eating asks. Tested it and only 1/10 came through. So if you sent one and are waiting for an answer, I simply never got it.
Qrow: Tag! *turns into bird and flies away*
Tai: DAMNIT QROW THAT’S NOT FAIR!
Lady’s voice inside my scroll: A function of this product is to delete the application data of application that remains unused for an extended period of time.
Tai: But I used the internet this morning, why is my browser gone?
Raven Visits Tai
It doesn’t happen.
… Do I have to eat my words now? I don’t know? Maybe? I am legitimately unsure.
Tyrian: Bon apetite. Hihi.
Yang: Do you need some salt with that?
No, I believe I’ve brought my own, thanks. I can just rub that into the wound.
Normal People: Oh my god, you’re so druuuuunk.
Tai: Oh my god, you’re so tired, go to bed.
Yang: Dad, it’s only eight th-
Tai: Bed.
Tai: ...
Tai: Bai, bai, I’m a Tai, I said-
Tomska, kicking door down: ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY!
Last day of exams!
Yeet
Tai: I’m hip!
People: ...
Tai: See look:
Tai: Two plus two is four, minus-
Anyone: Stop that’s not cool anymore.
Tai: from now on, if anyone makes my girlfriend cranky and psychotic, it’s gonna be me.
Raven: Aww, that’s so sweet.
Tai: Shut up bitch.
Raven: Asshole.
Having to moderate an English exam.
Oh great. I get to read 357 of the same essay today.
I just had to say I was scrollinn through tags and saw your blog and “Would you like some brain cells with that” is the Best Quote I’ve heard all year
(*•*) Oh that’s lovely! I may or may not have watched Kung Pow! Enter the Fist when I wrote it so that was kind of my inspiration. I was thinking of the “That’s a lot of nuts!” scene so if you want to check out that reference I recommend it! Such a funny and creative film.
*A Horse Faunus with blue hair and dress in blue combat armor knocks on the door*
(Opens the door and sees them, eyeing them head to toe)
… Hi there! What brings you out here? What can I do you for?
“Taiyang Xiao Long?”
Uhhh, yeah, that’d be me.
“You’re wife is alive sir.”
… (Tai attempts to close door, but stops self)
(sighs) … You must be mistaken. I think you should go.
(Tries to close door again)
“Sir, she is with your other wife, Raven.”
(Tai stops the door right before it hits the lock jamb)
… And how would you know all of this?
*smiles* “A Dusty old Qrow.”
(Opens the door)
Oh and he told you before me?
“Yeah well, he’s busy at the moment.”
(Crosses arms)
Hm. And why should I trust you?
“Qrow looks fabulous in a skirt.”
… Alright. Take me to her.
*snort* “Did not expect that to work, but grab some supplies, we have a long trip ahead of us.”
(Steps inside and holds the door open)
Might want to come inside while I pack a bag? Think we’ll get into a fi- never mind, when does stuff like this not end in one?
“A fight Tai? What the fuck would attack you?”
I don’t know, you haven’t even told me where we’re going yet!
“Mistral”
So you don’t think the Branwen tribe will want a piece of this? I know Raven did *finger guns*
…
Or, y’know, any grimm?
“…………..I now see why Raven left. You are so full of yourself”
(Sighs)
Well it’s important to think well if yourself, but… Yeah… maybe you’re right.
Is your, uhh, is your weapon also a gu- never mind, stupid question, I’m bringing ammo.
“and Dust Crystals, im bringing both my revolver pairs”
Is there a possibility that we won’t be walking all the way there?
“You got a car?”
Well yeah. We can drive to the ferry and get to Anima that way.
Have much lien so we can split the fare?
“Dude, i have enough Lien to buy a 2 percent of the Schnee Dust Company.”
Fair enough. Well I’ve packed all we need, let’s go!
“Where in hell is your weapon?”
It’s deceptively small. Hehe, you should see my daughter, her weapons shrink into bracelets! Ah, she’s creative. Anyways, we should get moving, shouldn’t we?
“I know about Yang, who do you think pulled some strings for that robot arm?”
… Well I didn’t think you a few moments ago.
“Yeah, and the first person Yang tries to find is Blake, and not me” *roars and smashes a nearby large tree to splinters*
… You think she went to find Blake?
*switches from Horse ears to Wolf ears*
(Eyes widen shortly, quickly constricting)
She went to find her sister.
“SHE WENT FOR BLAKE!” *tears* “Are you happy?”
Alright, alright.
I think we should go on our way now, hm?
“Yeah Tai, lets go”
(Tai leads the faunus out of the house with his backpack slung over one shoulder, locking the door behind him. He mosies on towards the seperate garage and lifts open the door, revealing a small pale orange compact car. As he climbs in the driver’s side, he opens the passenger side door from inside)
You like seat warmers?
Exams and Stuff
I recently completed a school program that would introduce me to the pathways that I could take to accomplish what I want in life. Promised that I would be doing it during revision week, I missed three days of important content for exams, the beginning of two assignments that I have a week to complete, and studying for tests I have on Monday (tomorrow). I have work up to my eyeballs and I want to make sure I don’t have any distractions, so I won’t post almost at all for the next week or two. I’ll try to remain at least a little active for the time being, but please forgive me if I miss things. A lot of things. Sorry to people I have threads with.
It had been about noon when Qrow had arrived just a bit away from the clearing where the Rose/Xisco-long house was. Which for the woman was usual.
Though as she walked she smiled knowing she would be able to chill and maybe bug her family if only for a little while though her happiness was cut short as at a sight that filled her with fear and annoyance.
Though with a deep breath Qrow made her way to grab the object and then headed into the though looking for the head of house hold. “Tai! I need to speak with you!”
Moving to look for him Zwei moved to run at the woman. In annoyance she was about to snap at the dog only for her to trip over him and crash to the floor. Zwei than used this to take the object and run off.
Qrow could only watch though from her spot on the ground as she could recall the days looking for that stuff bear the excitement and joy of being able to be an aunt. To have this tiny little person who might actually care, who might not hate her, who wouldn’t think she’s a royal fuck up, or a waste of space, someone she would be able to spoil and love because she knew she might never be able to have children of her own.
Swallowing around the lump in her thorat as Zwei tore another limb off the bear she stood and whipped away the few tears that fell from her face as the dark thought made it was telling her that they didn’t care she meant nothing to them that her love was worthless, and she was not needed.
Moving to Zwei she grab the bear and with a bit of tugging she managed to get the bear away. Sadly though it was mangled and had seemed to have lost a lot of its stuffing part of its ear was missing, the poor thing had lost a leg, arm, and a eye. while it was covered in mud and dog drool.
Holding the bear she wonder if this was how they felt about her, the pain and fear showed deeply on her face as more tears fell, but so distracted by her own dark thoughts, Qrow didn’t hear the sound of a door opening.
Taiyang strode around the corner, closing the kitchen door behind him, not yet witnessing the murder that had been committed in his very living room. “Hey, Qrow! Your voice sounded urgent, is someth-”
The horrific scene before him nearly slapped him in the face, knocking his mouth held ajar. Polyflock stuffing was scattered throughout the floor, Zwei holding a sizeable piece in their mouth and throwing it around. Another piece of a similar size sat at it’s feet, along with a small black bead. In front of all this stood Qrow, her back to him clutching small mangled remnants of a familiar stuffed toy.
“Oh no...” Tai signed, rubbing the back of his head in embarrassment and anxiousness, remembering exactly what that toy was. “Qrow, I- I’m so sorry.”
Tai decided not to approach Qrow so soon, knowing that she’d most likely want her space right now.