I Love the Things I Cannot Touch

[oxfrnk]

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

[sadskatchewan-deactivated201402]

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

[peenslaya]

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

[michaxl]

she wears short shorts i wear pant pants

[take-me-to-therapy]

when my wifi stops working so do i

[criminalis-deactivated20140921]

[anatomyofkisses]

[paradoxicalissue]

[twelveoddmonths]

[makeitlouder]

[vintybb-deactivated20160721]

Oh…

So this… WASN’T filmed on… ….a soundstage?

Oh.

This is most def creepy as fuck.

[cancerously]

sorry but can you imagine driving by one day and just seeing the fucking teletubbies out your window

like they turn to look at you and you just fucking GUN IT because oHGOD THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU

[joealder]

Welcome.

Welcome to AREA FUCKING 51.

[corinacelest-deactivated2018061]

Dude, mind blown man. 

[societycallsmeugly-deactivated2]

weird

[alieuhn]

i think the red one is peeing

[missingmarilyn]

Marilyn Monroe on the set of River of No Return, 1953.

[thealexmonkeys-blog]

Leonardo DiCaprio [1992] on being stuck in his trailer because there were girls and their mothers waiting outside. (x)

[restaurer-deactivated20140105]

[take-me-to-therapy]

I’m going to be an incredible father

[moshimaisie]

[have--not-deactivated20160117]

[wtfbecca]

[paradoxicalissue]

definitely me

[crystalmath]