Larry Stylinson And Gay Porn: The Blog

The title says it all. Occasionally I'll post a selfie. I'm lazy so I'm not tagging the porn so if that's a thing you need don't follow me.

[officialjiggly]

Beyonce: *breathes*

y’all:

[suspend]

WHY AM I GETTING TURNED ON BY THAT

me every single time (via suspend)

[earthboundghost]

[poesss]

[aleriehightower]

[drinklust]

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

[afrontad0]

[boys-cute-boys-deactivated20170]

boys-cute-boys

Fondness / Kindness / Tenderness

[puncircumcised]

*mobile blogs in front of computer*

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THIS IS A KIDS SHOW

[officialorangejuice]

what others call a rebellious phase I call the sudden realization I don’t deserve to be treated like garabge

[thebitterbite-deactivated201505]

IT HAS BEEN SAID

[atx-nerd-mom]

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

[andromedafalls]

Fucking right

[cosmicrystalwitch]

Who tf uses a Walmart bag for a 3 day vacation honestly

[freyacrescentshangover-deactiva]

Friend: “Got any weird fetishes?”

Me:

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[scarlettblythe]

This might be the most influential quote of the whole series.

[scorpioheaux]

*sees my son playing basketball with his friends* *brings everyone fresh lemonade and cookies while wearing booty shorts a crop top and wedges*

[shencomix]

[katesotherpage]

louis is out there drinking a glass of milk with a fucking straw that he inserted in the milk himself like that was a conscious choice for him to be drinking milk out of a straw and he’s wearing sweats and a shirt that says homemade and his hair is soft and i have just. i have never been more endeared.

[deathpup-deactivated20150330]

first rule of fight club

no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa