Ask the dork's parents

Independent Sengoku BASARA OC blog. Sideblog of dorksoftakeda, OCs here are the parents of the muses on the main blog.

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// While I’m here....like for a random starter to get a dork parent! 

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“Hah....how much longer until summer? I’m tired of all this gray...”

[infinite-xerath]

Send me "Thoughts on" + a Character name and my muse will give their opinions of that character.

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// Ahhhh Tumblr logged me out on this blog when I don’t think I hit the log out button. Masayuki what did you do?!

“Oh? Why so quick to blame me?”

// YAMANOTE CONTROL YOUR HUSBAND FOR FUCKS SAKE. HE KEEPS BREAKING SHIT.

“......”

[brilliantpacifist]

@takedaparents liked for a Terumune

           “I am glad that we are finally able to meet face-to-face.                 It can be exhausting communicating via letters alone.”

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“Oh I agree with you Terumune. If anything I am surprised to have this meeting with you. So, how was your travel to Kai? Hopefully not too troublesome.”

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// Somehow Masayuki is STILL running around on this blog so like to interact with him! 

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“Mmph....how long has it been?”

“I believe almost a month.”

“Hooray.....~”

[oopsprompts]

“So the moral of the story is: fairies are awful and you should throw rocks at them.”

“I’m pretty sure that’s not the moral of the story.”

[demon-blood-youths]

@takedaparents encounter Kage

“Whom I speaking to?” The young phantom narrows his inhuman yellows at the stranger. What business does he have with him? This is out of the ordinary that someone wants to know him of all people. How wide is his reputation as a Serpent of Shadows in this land?

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“My son didn’t inform you who I was? Oh wait...I bet he wanted my identity to be a surprise until I meet ya myself.” The elder Sanada had a smirk on his face. He’s heard of Kage from his son Yukimura, hearing many things that Masayuki thought was fascinating! This was a fighter that Masayuki wanted to see for himself! “It’s nice to meet you. I’m the head of the Sanada clan, Sanada Masayuki.”

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“He is only nineteen after all. Like I said, he’s my youngest so I need to give him a small push now and then towards having a relationship. I know my oldest is used to girls but I can’t just rely on one son to bring more to the clan.”

[musesofsirius]

Akio shrugged. “You could if he were with a Matsumoto.” He laughed a little. “I take it you’ve met my mom and know about us. Why else would you be so desperate but…I’m a dude…so that’ll present a problem…got a daughter older then Yukimura maybe?’

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Masayuki started to have a grin showing and shook his head. “Honestly? I just saw you around my son and thought maybe you two....had a bit of a thing if you knew what I mean~? But sadly....I don’t have daughters.” He shrugged and chuckled softly. “I only have boys; Nobuyuki and Yukimura. That’s all my children.”

[memestoshare]

What costume should my muse wear for Halloween?

Send in my askbox and my muse will react to your suggestion.

[angstmemes]

heatwave starter sentences

“I can’t bear this heat anymore.” “I’m melting. I’m actually melting.” “What? You said ‘get me something cold’. You never implied I couldn’t throw it over you.” “Don’t be a pussy, it’s just a bit of warm weather.” “We’re going to the beach. Now.” “Yes, I’m naked and no I’m not ashamed.” “Is it socially acceptable to go out in nothing but a wet towel?” “Wow, you look even worse than I feel.” “Just how many popsicles have you had already?” *runs ice cube along the back of your neck* *throws you into the pool, whether you want it or not* “If you’re that hot, then why don’t you take something off?” “No, no, no… not now. It’s way too warm for sex.” “I’m sweating in places I didn’t even know existed.” “I went out for ten minutes. Ten minutes! Look at me, I’m basically fried.” “That looks like a nasty sunburn…” “You’re not going out there before I’m lathered you in sun cream.” “I can’t get up… Can you get up? I can’t… I can’t get up.” “You’re such a stick in the mud! Everyone’s out enjoying the weather and you’re sitting inside complaining about it.” “Another shower?” “Please kill me now. This is unbearable.” “Let’s break into that office block. I’m sure they have air conditioning.” “I know! Let’s have a water balloon fight.” *sprays you with a water pistol* *blows cold air into your neck* “I can think of some more things to do with ice cubes…” “This is the perfect timing for an ice bucket challenge.” “I can’t sleep in this heat.” “I might as well sleep in the bathtub and it would be less wet.” “I need refuge, my airco broke.” “Your neighbours have a swimming pool, right? Let’s sneak in tonight.” “I’m going to book a holiday to Alaska. Now.” “I shouldn’t have stayed out so long… I think I have a heatstroke.” “Is that a rain cloud? Is that a mother fucking rain cloud?!” “Did you feel that? It was a breeze. We are blessed.” “Even my cat wanted to take a shower.” “Don’t smell me. There’s no deodorant that can mask this.” *throws water balloon straight at your face* “I take it back, summer is not my favourite season at all.” “I made an ice water bath, specially for you.” “If only it was always this nice and warm.” “I feel lazy and it’s great.” “Let’s go to the supermarket again and take a very long time staring at the frozen vegetables.”

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“He is only nineteen after all. Like I said, he’s my youngest so I need to give him a small push now and then towards having a relationship. I know my oldest is used to girls but I can’t just rely on one son to bring more to the clan.”

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“Ahh...this is fun~”

// Are you done pestering people?

“Nope~”

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@musesofsirius (Akio)

“Oiya, I see you around Ueda Castle sometimes. I wonder if you’re with my son Yukimura and please say yes. I plan on throwing a celebration on him finally finding someone to settle down with!” It may have sounded like Masayuki was joking but…he wasn’t.

[musesofsirius]

“….Huh?”

Akio has no idea how to handle that. This poor guy really thought he had? Oh this poor father. He still had hope Yukimura would get anyone? The guy was a perpetual virgin! “Uhhh no guy, sorry. I’ve tried but Yukimura thinks of me as lewd…and he would be right in that area but yeah no..as cool as that sounds. You’re better off putting your faith in one of his brothers for an air to the clan, dude.”

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“Well....that’s a bummer. He is my youngest after all so he needs a biiit more of a push than his older brother.” Masayuki sighed and shook his head. “I mean, give him some time and he’ll understand that not everything is lewd. He is still young after all.”

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@musesofsirius (Akio)

“Oiya, I see you around Ueda Castle sometimes. I wonder if you’re with my son Yukimura and please say yes. I plan on throwing a celebration on him finally finding someone to settle down with!” It may have sounded like Masayuki was joking but...he wasn’t.

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“Seems we’ve been having quite a scorching heat today.”

“.....don’t. You are bad at puns.”

“Oh Yamanote my dear, you wound me.”