C'est La Vie

Sammie. 31/08/96. Canada. :)

[harvestpumpkins-deactivated2013]

[egberts]

*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*

[sexhaver]

[thatdarnwaffleopolis]

Oh no.

[paulsrockinpagoda]

Oh no.

[skellyscoo]

Oh no.

[adgerelli]

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

[bip-bop-bam]

the pin

[adgerelli]

OH NO

[constel1ation]

female actors getting pissed off at sexist interview questions is my new favourite thing

tina and amy’s faces omg

and cate blanchett calling out the cameraman on the full body pan 

loveee

[themightyrancho]

scarlett is so tired of this shit

[agameochance]

[raduyev-deactivated20150601]

[dimmadamn-blog]

I am the sea and nobody owns me.

Pippi Longstocking (1997)

[molgera-deactivated20220202]

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

[teandcrackers-deactivated202112]

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

[housetohalf]

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

[palindrome-mystery]

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

[spiffypop]

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

[firebreathingeli]

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

[fuckingconversations]

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

[snickersandjackdaniels-deactiva]

she kicks ass like a coursing river

[draelogor-blog]

with all the force of a great typhoon

[renskylo-deactivated20211212]

[zombiezrk]

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

[r-easonablyfine]

"my ass"

open 24 hours

[freethegladers]

[glamluxe-gala]

[niknak79]

[iconicthot]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

All the awards to Adam Hills.

[juststark]

[hannadercan-blog]

Few things exist that are more perfect.

[louisdupont]