the loved ones

Olivia | bad memes, good books

[sappyspeare]

and just when you think you've hit rock bottom, you start hyperfixating on a guy named kevin

[walkingcorpse03]

neil is the literal personification of “oh fr?”

[minyardjostenrivalry]

it’s been like a month since I realized that the “I saw you hanging out with katelyn the other day” vine could be the fucking minyard twins and that knowledge fundamentally altered my life

[whyallthecorvids]

The foxes, all chanting in occult-like harmony: stickball stickball stickball

Kevin, seconds away from homicide: 

[imperiatrix]

“Hamlet, Prince of Denmark” Act III, scene 2

[sparkitors]

[jonwalkerthebassplayer]

the signs as shit my english teacher has said

aries: if you start you essay with “In the book The Great Gatsby…” im gonna throw you out that window 

taurus: elvish looks nothing like that

gemini: when we get back, you’re playing the trumpet or I’m failing you

cancer: oh I forget this class doesn’t get irony

leo: I’m definitely lawful good, c’mon, have you met me?

virgo: you guys know what raisins are right?

libra: *uses the word ‘artifice’ 13 times in 3 sentences* 

scorpio: “Jesus Christ” Just Jonathan will do, thanks

sagittarius: I wonder if [Ryan Ross]’s an asshole

capricorn: I respect any song that has heavy breathing as a bass line

aquarius: I fucking hate sublime, like we get it. you smoked weed once and it was cool

pisces: Hamlet’s long, but he’s worth it

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

if you are going to watch any part of MPGIS out of context, it BETTER FUCKING BE THIS SCENE.

[destinyrush]

The most important thread you’ll stumble upon today

[titleofoursextape]

[weepycat]

things that 15 year old me did sophomore year that my southern-bred god-fearing conservative christian teachers Did Not Like

teacher refused to let me sit backwards in chairs. i made a point to sit backwards in chairs until she told me to stop, and then id manspread as much as possible. (semester one.)

teacher got onto my friend and gave her a panic attack over her newly dyed hair. i told her my friend putting red streaks in her hair was no different than her removing the grey streaks from her hair. got sent outside. (semester one)

teacher told me my bra strap was showing. took my bra off in class and put it in bag. was sent to principal’s office. mother was called, although she only muffled her laughter over the telephone. (semester two)

[to homophobic teacher who disliked my mothers] “what language is gaelic from? gayland?” “that’s where my moms are from, ma’am.”

teacher claimed i was lying about moving to uruguay and tried to force me into sitting in a personal meeting about my future classes and goals. told her to “sign me the fuck up for underwater basket weaving” and got sent outside. (semester two)

was told by teacher that “ladies should not say they have to pee. try ‘can i use the restroom’ instead” replied with “alright. i gotta piss like a racehorse. can i use the restroom?“ (got sent outside. again. semester two)

was told to “smile, you’ll look nicer” by a 6′0″ male coach i did not know. when he blocked my entrance out of the classroom until i smiled for him, i said “shove it straight up your ass,” before elbowing him in the ribcage, ducking under his arm, and running for it. skipped class in that building for a week. (semester two)

hopped a fence to catch my bus and flipped off an ancient male history teacher when he shouted at me to come back. he threatened to find me again. he never found me. 

[link-the-feral-anon]

An inspiration.

[mademoiselleboullan]

Daughter of James V, crowned on her sixth day and appointed not by the Pope, but the Almighty Himself.

[llouistomlinson-deactivated2020]

[insp.]

[vulture-jack]

I’m gonna outlive donald trump i dont care how long i have to wait i wanna live in a world where he doesnt exist and I dont have to hear or see him 

Spite, fuel me

im not goin anywhere

[carpaydiem]

god this was so uplifting to read

[supersecretblackmailhoard-deact]

March 31st:

All of April:

May 1st:

[urbanoutfucks]

Things that say a lot about people: 

the way which they treat the waiter/waitress

how they feel about the weather

whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books 

fingernails 

and hands in general

their preferred creative outlet

how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone

whether or not they drink coffee

if they ever forget to eat

how honest they are with themselves (and others)

if they correct your grammar

and whether or not they get nervous before haircuts

[jaimeslanniste]

Artemis was the ancient Greek goddess of hunting, the wilderness and wild animals. She was also a goddess of childbirth, and the protectress of the girl child. Artemis was one of the most widely venerated of the Ancient Greek deities. She often was depicted as a huntress carrying a bow and arrows. The deer and the cypress were sacred to her.