holy wizard gizzards

jay 🫀

[walkingcorpse03]

about

they • INFJ • gemini • ace/demi

neil jostens #1 fan

supporter of bg3 character rights, and wrongs

not just an afi fan but a supporter and advocate as well

stardew valley fish fear me

mostly aftg and fandom stuff

tags

#jayspeaks (personal thoughts, not fandom related) 

#jayhasalife (life in general, experiences, blog type stuff) 

#jaysmediarecs (book & anime recommendations & ratings)

all fandom stuff will just be under their overall tag (ex. aftg) 

[kirbybaker-the-alch]

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

[bluehairedspidey]

[doesephs]

if you see a bitch on the slopes with a bad bob that is NOT kevin day. go the other way.

[kat4884]

didn’t jesus do something similar to that

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

I join the Discord server

I mute the Discord server

I'm never seen again in the Discord server

[walkingcorpse03]

putting my friend onto aftg

[codenamekemi]

Shane: lol you didn’t play very well today

Scott: fa****

[satanfemme]

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

[satanfemme]

this is twice as true in the winter

[satanfemme]

the world isn't ending and you don't need to kill yourself it's literally december. it's december. and you need to be nice to yourself.

[omtai]

why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why

[revindicatedbyhistory-moved-dea]

man hamburgers are so good, in spite of the fascist imperialist american goverment which i don´t support

[polartss]

”genetic” girl WHATEVERRRRR

[lexandraws]

someone special !!

[hellonthengine]

aftg if neil had an iphone so lola and nathan were just texting him this fuckass image every day

[serpientes]

[hms-no-fun]

it's cool that they're letting porn on this website again

[harleyglenn]

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

[ashenmind]

[luna-azzurra]

Tips for Writing Injuries

✧ Broken ribs suck. You don’t just “walk it off.” Breathing hurts. Laughing hurts. Existing hurts. Characters with rib injuries won’t be doing heroic sprints.

✧ Concussions aren’t instant naps. Dazed vision, nausea, dizziness, maybe even personality changes, but they’re not going to collapse neatly like in the movies.

✧ Blood loss is sneaky. It’s not just about dramatic pools of blood. It’s dizziness, confusion, and the body getting cold as circulation tanks.

✧ Adrenaline lies. Someone can take a serious injury and not feel it until the fight’s over. That “I didn’t realize I was bleeding until later” trope? Very real.

✧ Twisted ankles are brutal. One bad step and suddenly running is off the table. Even walking hurts like hell. Perfect way to ground a chase scene.

✧ Burns linger. Even small burns hurt more than most people expect. Blisters, infection risk, constant pain, it’s not just a cool scar later.

✧ Dislocated shoulders = useless arm. Characters can’t keep swinging a sword or firing a gun. They’re basically fighting one-armed until it’s fixed.

✧ Shock is a thing. Pale skin, trembling, rapid heartbeat, and eventually disorientation. A character might not even realize how bad their wound is.

✧ Stitches aren’t magic. Getting sewn up is painful and recovery takes time. They’re not instantly battle-ready after a needle and thread.

✧ Scars tell stories. Some fade, some don’t. Some stay sensitive forever. Don’t forget the aftermath when the wound becomes part of the character.

[bongchoonie]

Jean: But it's against the rules!

Stuart: Whose rules? The dead kid?

Uh huh, that's a relative of Neil Josten 100%

[nenejosten]

YES LMAO my socially uneducated kings