Shit My Co-Workers Say

 Real accounts of shit my co-workers say to me and to each other.

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...but why is there poop in the bathroom garbage can?

Me

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Boss Man: What does this tag say?

*Hands me a tag with Chinese writing*

Me: That's in Chinese, I'm Filipino.

Bossman:.....So what does it say?

Me:....I'M FILIPINO.

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If you find yourself in a gun fight, always have seven knives. Seven knives equals one gun.

DelusionalSon