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[talekinesis]

About Me

Hi! I'm Talon, and this is my side blog for normal posts. My main is not normal, and I try to keep them separate :)

I'm 22 years old, so Minors please DNI

Nothing against minors (it might shock you, but I used to be one 😔) but I would just like to keep everything appropriate

I don't mind if you spam-like, go wild, idc

I might post art and the occasional fanfic sometimes, but my blog is mostly just for random thoughts, rants, and infodumping about fandoms that I'm really into

I do swear, I might talk about adult things, pls keep that in mind. I have to censor myself everywhere else, so I just want to have this one space that's mine, but also that's not like X/Twitter, I don't like it over there, it's a little too graphic ._.

I'll talk a lot about entomology, TV shows/ cartoons, the LGBT community and my places in it, and neurodivergency

Fic Commissions are [Pending]

DM me if you want a certain fanfic written for you!!

It will be posted publicly on my blog with "Commission" written at the top. If you want to be tagged, I will do that, but if you don't want to be tagged, that will also be fine and I can just DM you when it's posted

If you want to see some of my fics first, just look through the "#tal writes" tag to see if you like my stuff

DNI list

Proshippers

Wincest

LGBT-phobic

Racist

Zoophiles

anti-furry

If you're just gonna be hateful in general, take it somewhere else where you might be tolerated

That's all I can think of at the moment, I will update as I go along <3

[isuggestforcemasc]

I will continue posting in favour of there being fewer people like that

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

god my heart is fucking breaking for all these people THERE IS STILL TIME DO YOU HEAR ME

IT ISN'T TOO LATE AS LONG AS YOU'RE ALIVE

[boyslit]

hi everybody i started HRT at 35 so like don't even despair

being in ur twenties makes u feel like 30 is a brick wall u either fly over or crash into but i promise u it's a door and it opens up into the rest of ur life like getting past the prologue of an open world game

[boyslit]

very important addition from @thatsladyfaggottoyou ty <3

[doberbutts]

I started HRT at approximately 30 and top surgery at 32 just 4.5 months prior to this photo. It's never too late.

[esoanem]

[talekinesis]

I love being trans, and I love my little brother who is also trans, but I'm not gonna lie, sometimes the conservatives scare me and I think I "influenced" him into being trans, even though I logically understand that is not how it works.

If cishet people couldn't influence me into being cishet, then a trans person can't influence someone into being trans.

I know he is who he is, and he's an adult, meaning no one can really tell him what to do anyway.

But I think two trans siblings is a very unique kind of relationship. It's a very unique experience to give your sibling binder recommendations, it's a unique experience to be closeted together when we visit our grandma, to exchange a rolling of the eyes when she claims trans people are evil baby eaters (a real thing she has said.)

It's unique to warn your little brother about diy hrt because doing it wrong or even getting it from the wrong place could lead to harmful effects, and to have him reassure you that he's already looked into that and he's buying from a trans-owned business.

It's a unique experience to be able to have your brother's back from a personal standpoint when your family gets on him about wearing suits to events instead of dresses.

"I mean, I don't always wear dresses, so why does [he] have to? Some people just don't like them."

We have a lot in common but we're also extremely different.

I'm Nonbinary and often fem-presenting, and he's a transman

I like wearing pride buttons and jewelry, and he keeps it lowkey with simple button up shirts

I'm very open and vocal about being queer, and he isn't

I'm very emotional and tuned into the politics affecting our community, and he isn't. I have to tell him when things affect him as a transman because he doesn't stay up to date on those things

It's very interesting and unique to be trans with a trans sibling

[talekinesis]

Headcanon that Kermit loves summer storms because the humidity is highest, which is great for him as a frog

Piggy tries to be supportive but it makes her hair frizz up and her makeup run so she supports him from inside, watching him bask in the moist air outside

Occasionally she'll join him when it's nighttime, after her makeup has already been removed and her hair has been braided and they can just sit together in comfortable silence, listening to the crickets

[talekinesis]

Hello society, can we un-sexualize nudity pretty please? There could be some really awesome clothings out there if we did not view the body as inherently sexual or sinful for just existing with skin

Thank you 🙏

[talekinesis]

I feel like I never get cute pride flags

I just found out I'm gynesexual/romantic and this is the pride flag

However, I did find this other flag proposed by a redditer (u/Ocrann) that is not only prettier but I also feel fits a little better

The creator said the colors were meant to represent the gender spectrum, but the soft pastels were meant to represent femininity, regardless of gender or sex

I personally like it more and will use this one, but obviously everyone is different and has their own preferences /gen

[talekinesis]

Makeup with Willow and Janice

I am still learning lighting so if it doesnt make sense, don't say anything

[talekinesis]

Muppets version of the Rocky Horror Picture Show

Scooter and Walter are Brad and Janet

Piggy is Frank n Furter, she's just the only loud, flamboyant, and over the top Muppet I could think of that would fit

Kermit is Rocky because that would be hilarious, he's so out of place there, plus it would make sense for Piggy to get murderously jealous over him

Though unlike the movie, nothing actually happens between Kermit and Walter, 'Creature of the Night' would most likely be a game of telephone where rumors get started and Piggy takes them seriously

The Electric Mayhem would be the Transylvanians in the background (there would he more muppets as extras, but it would be the Mayhem singing the songs and getting the main focus of the camera)

Sam is the narrator for comedic purposes

Sam: It's just a jump to the left

Mayhem: AND A STEP TO THE RIIIGHT!!

Sam: With your hands on your hips.. *puts his hands on his hips in a more rigid, stern pose* Lile this I presume..

Mayhem: YOU BRING YOUR KNEES IN TIGHT!! BUT IT'S THE PELVIC THRUST THAT REALLY DRIVES YOU INSANE!!

Sam: Wait this isnt wholesome at all!

Mayhem: LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIIIN!

Sam: No! Stop that!

Mayhem: LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIIIN!

I'd have Floyd as Riff Raff and Janice as Magenta

Maybe Skeeter as Columbia

Scooter: What are you doing here??

Skeeter: No idea who you are, mysterious character whom my character never has met before 🤨

Scooter: Oh right

And fuck it, Gonzo is Eddie, Piggy straight up kills him actually

[talekinesis]

I love having shit that fuels my autism

I love this hoodie so much

The man who sold it to me told me he cut the design from a discontinued t-shirt and sewed it onto a hoodie

and I can tell the shirt is old because Lips isn't on there, and he was added to the band in 1981

[talekinesis]

I keep thinking about how much Animal would like making music the same way Stomp does; with random garbage and mundane objects

I genuinely think he's the type to drum on anything, even when they're not playing together. Animal can't sit still so he taps and drums on counter tops, the backs of the van seats, and even his own body if there's nothing around to bang on

When he was little, it would drive people crazy, but Floyd always encouraged him because he knew his boy was meant to be a drummer and just wasn't meant to sit still

[talekinesis]

Animal is only given cups with lids because he will either knock it over and throw it in a moment of rage or chaos

The Mayhem knows this but instead of making him change, they just accommodate and adapt and only buy cups with screw-on, leak proof lids

Most of his cups and tumblers are dented

[talekinesis]

Happy Pride Month to people who don't know what the fuck they are

I barely know what the fuck I am

Gender - Everything and nothing all at once, but like the baseline is no gender at all, but in an ethereal, lovecraftian way

Romantic attraction - I'm attracted to men and women but also don't want to be in a romantic relationship with anyone, but I also think I'd be polyamorus, but I also want to be close and loving and intimate with someone.

I see no real difference between romantic and platonic and would absolutely kiss my friends and share a house with them

18+ below the cut🔞

Sexual attraction - Both men and women are hot and I like both visually but my stomach fills with dread at the thought of being intimate with a cis man in a sex way, but like, in a kinky, non-sexual way would be fine (this makes sense to me)

[talekinesis]

I went to Comic-Con today, and it was the second time I've ever cosplayed, but the first time I wore something I had made personally

Quite a few people asked for pictures, which I loved, but I also got really excited to talk about how I made it with a couple people

My personal favorite interaction was:

Man: Is that a real CRT?

Me, tilting it so he can see: It was until I gutted it to wear on my head :)

Man: Oh my god, I have to see! Can you put it on?

*I put it on*

Man: That's so cool!

His friend: Can I get a picture?

Me: Absolutely!!!

But I also bought stuff!!

This hoodie for starters, which I was THRILLED to find! There was only one and it was handmade and in my size :)

And I found the Calico booth again and got more of their comics. I bought some last year and because I was already a fan, the lady at the booth gave me $5 off of the set

[talekinesis]

I keep giving Dr. Teeth's parents new lore, I just really like them

Teeth gets his musical talent and fun loving from his father, Gerald, who settled down when he met Tina

When they were young, Gerald didn't take anything seriously, he partied, played music, and traveled, but then he met Tina, who was the exact opposite.

Tina was serious and hardworking, and she focused all of her time and energy on her studies and work instead of letting herself have any fun.

I like to think they initially did not get along, at all. Gerald thought she was a buzz kill, and Tina thought he was ridiculous and a lost cause. Over time, however, Gerald got her to loosen up and enjoy herself, and Tina got him to settle down and take things seriously, and they balanced each other out.

Gerald was broke and living out of his van when they first met, often playing music for food or money, but when he locked in and went to school for dentistry with his girlfriend, his life became more stable and it was easier for him to afford nice things.

When they had Gerald Jr. (Dr Teeth), Tina already wanted him to be a dentist like the two of them, and Gerald agreed, but mostly because he had lived a poor van life, struggling for food and a roof over his head, and he didn't want his son to struggle like he did.

I think that's why it was Gerald in the end who told his son, 'No, you should play music, it's what you're good at,' because he saw a lot of himself in Teeth, and he saw that not only was he successful already, but it was what made him happy.

[talekinesis]

Janice and her girlfriend, Willow

Floyd's probably the one taking the picture bc he loves Janice and seeing her happy

Just wanted to draw the girls together because I love them

[talekinesis]

Tumblr is such a place

On every other platform, I only see people discussing characters holding each other, kissing, getting married, or being in situationships

But Tumblr's version of romance is, "What if they performed open heart surgery on each other... romance style?"

[talekinesis]

Willow!!

Willow is my oc for Muppets Mayhem

Part of the PolyMayhem, she is Janice's girlfriend, and in sort of a Queer Platonic situation with the rest of the Polycule

While Willow isn't part of the band, she does travel with them in her own van that she lives out of and can play the ukulele and guitar

When they move into the shack, she moves in with them, staying in either Janice's room or sleeping in her van

Close ups under the cut