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( @tales-from-the-domes ) Hey Cubby! Saw some of your recent updates and I just wanted to congratulate you. I know we don’t talk much, but I’m glad you’ve gotten a chance to get to a better space mentally! Stay safe for me.

Oh and I heard about Karen. Hope you didn’t get too shaken up by that.

🐻 KAREN DOES NOT SCARE ME I AM THE MANAGER

ANYWAY I'M GOING TO BE INACTIVE FUR A WHILE, LIKELY ALL THE WAY THROUGH JANUARY (HIBERNATION) SO MERRY SQUIDMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMAL AND A HAPPY FROSTYFEST LOVE YOU <333333333333

Wait! Is it okay if I stop by? I found some honey candies I think you’d like. Consider it an early Squidmas gift!

🐻 SURE

I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING FUR U THO SORRY </3 I TEND TO SLEEP THROUGH THE HOLIDAYS SO I NEVER BOTHERED GETTING ANYBODY PRESENTS

I don’t mind! I’ll just try to catch you at the splatsville grizzco. Don’t stress it, okay?

Oh and I heard about Karen. Hope you didn’t get too shaken up by that.

🐻 KAREN DOES NOT SCARE ME I AM THE MANAGER

ANYWAY I'M GOING TO BE INACTIVE FUR A WHILE, LIKELY ALL THE WAY THROUGH JANUARY (HIBERNATION) SO MERRY SQUIDMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMAL AND A HAPPY FROSTYFEST LOVE YOU <333333333333

Wait! Is it okay if I stop by? I found some honey candies I think you’d like. Consider it an early Squidmas gift!

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🐻 I HAVE OFFICIALLY GONE ONE (1) YEAR WITHOUT THREATENING SPLATSVILLE WITH A MAJOR FUZZY OOZE OUTBREAK. RECOVERY IS POSSIBLE <3

I need help. I’m trying to understand more about the common dietary limits of fuzzy inkfish and I’m wondering if Coffee would make them sick? I believe it would as it has caffeine but often people ignore food advising anyway for that. Besides it would be nice to figure out some Squidmas treats for the alterna residents. I just need know, ok?

🐻 CHUMBLR THOUGHT THEY COULD KEEP ME DOWN BUT JOKE'S ON THEM I HAVE 70 ALTERNA-TIVE ACCOUNTS

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Glad to see you never left this shellsite. Was worried for a bit

[Transscript TFTD]

Hi guys! Welcome back to Takes From The Domes! I had to take a little longer on this one because I wanted to ensure I was clear.

Seeing all these anti salmonid bills surprise me a ton, as growing up they were treated as not only allies, but those of us who lived close to the surface valued them pretty much the same as other inkfish. Lower down I’ve heard that it’s more purely based on transaction. Even then, the salmonids have shown high intelligence alongside a rich culture.

I was very fortunate to have a few salmonid ambassadors visit the schools growing up, as I was pretty close to the capital.

Now what about someone who didn’t have the privilege or resources?

Vast majority of people lived in an area where accessing the surface was out of the question if you were only a student. You may get an ambassador visit if you were lucky. Instead, you’d have an optional class track that focused on the salmonid language and even salmonid culture. Those who happened to be skilled with this might undergo training to eventually do trades. This was often done on the surface but still within Octopia territory, with caravans of salmonids traveling to meet us in the middle.

Sometimes the curriculum would instead teach weaknesses and more defense against salmonids, as if preparing for a discussion to go wrong. In reality that was an extremely rare occurrence, and may even have been a dome’s attempt of limiting trust in outside sources.

Overall, trading groups would normally remain relatively small and would be given specialized gear such as radios and goggles for helping adjust to sunlight.

Any questions and I’ll ask a friend of mine who knows a lot on the topic!

Keep up the good work on taking down these anti salmonid bills

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"OWN-A-SALMONID" BILL PROTESTS ON NOVEMBER 2ND

PLEASE READ!!!

As many of you might've known, a week or so ago, I dug up a bill trying to be passed by the Inkopolis and Splatsville governments below our noses. This bill wasn't meant to make news, but due to me digging it up, it's become a major headline. They tried to pass it under the radar, but that's out of question now that the public knows about it.

What's this bill about?

This bill, H.R.77, known in the government as the "Creature Right" Bill, but better recognized as the "Own-A-Salmonid" Bill by the larger public due to nicknames by reporters, states that "creatures unrecognized by the state as citizens will need permission by citizens to exist in public places".

In better terms, they're trying to make it so that 'unrecognized creatures in the cities (mostly Salmonids, because the main people targeted are Salmonids) don't get to have the full rights as full citizens like Inklings'. Basically this bill strips away the rights of Salmonids and other fish who aren't recognized by everyone as 'people'. This bill is absolutely rooted in the speciesism and Inkling superiority.

Surprisingly, this bill is NOT funded by Grizzco as I've discovered, but rather by an outside group (further research is needed)

We've identified that if we let this bill pass, then species who are recognized as citizens (like Octolings) might be next. It's also really bad for Salmonids living in this area. We've fought so damn hard to gain rights and respects for Salmonids both in the cities and in their own waters, and this bill will set us back YEARS.

Protest on November 2nd

November 2nd, there will be two rallies: One outside the Inkopolis government building, and one outside the Splatsville government building. I will be attending and leading the Splatsville protest while Shallow will be attending and leading the Inkopolis protest (I wanted to go to Inkopolis since Inkopolis is less friendly to Salmonids than Splatsville, but Shallow insisted that she be the one to go there to show the people there that 'she's not afraid'. Love you Mom!!).

We will NOT be violent, and we will NOT set any buildings on fire. However, feel free to bring signs and noise makers along with you. Let's not bring weapons (ink or otherwise) either, okay?

We need to show the Inkopolis and Splatsville governments that we are not afraid to stand up for our fellow creatures in hand no matter who or what they are. See you November 2nd!!

No formal intro I just need to rant

I’ve heard some people recently bashing the spire or questioning its safety when… this is definitely not how it’s supposed to go and is a huge abnormality. This is the result of an ai that managed to invade and is being dealt with. No, you won’t have an evil clone flirting with you. You won’t be blackmailed by the spire.

You go there to process memories and learn safer coping mechanisms in an environment meant for it. You also get to have a stimulated fights during it with jelletons.

Do not bash Marina for the situation. While I don’t like Void, this clearly is very complicated for him as well.

Thank you.

ok fine i'm a homosexual

--Mod Void

--Mod Uni

--Mod Null

--Zero

Holy shit he admitted it

pr1vate-v01d

U a homo

hah, you fucking wish i was. you squidfucks want to plant your pathetic faces in my arse so bad it's not even funny. think you can make me your octobitch, don't you? i'm twice the man you'll ever be, cocksucker. find someone else to choke on because you're not worth my bloody time.

What in the internalized homophobia

kiokuexplores

Grizzco is absolutely despicable towards employees and the creatures it kills. Rumor has it that someone from the @humboldt-unit in splatsville got severely injured this big run due to the companies recklessness.

Look at the smallfry I found. I wish I knew how to communicate with the creature. It likely doesn’t understand how dangerous it is to be so close to the building.

Staring up at the chopper… not knowing where it’s going. Not knowing that it’s bringing people to slaughter its kind.

Look at how the posters depict its kind. Feral, terrifying beasts. They are animals we must watch over. Poor thing probably doesn’t even understand what its kind has done wrong. Whoever’s little buddy or pet needs to be picked up immediately! I made sure to give it some treats. Stay safe little guy

Hi. This is. Definitely not the take you think it is. They are as intelligent as inkfish, with a long history of trading with Octarians. Hope this helps!

Grizzco also is apparently doing better about employee safety. They still suck though

BIG RUN SURVIVAL GUIDE (FROM YOUR LOCAL SALMONID RIGHTS AND ACCEPTANCE ACTIVIST)

With another Big Run on the horizon, I've decided to update my protocol for what to do for a Big Run. Most of the information is the same as the old one, only with a few changes (and for easier access I guess).

REMEMBER: The most important thing during a Big Run is protecting your life, not protecting the name of a giant corporation and the propaganda they spread.

1. REMAIN CALM

Panicking over the red sky, heavy air, and stink aren't going to help anybody. Panicking will only lead to other people panicking, and because of panic, will lead to a multitude of negative events that won't help anyone. This includes hires at Grizzco, in which if you're not already working there, getting hired now is a terrible time. (will expand on Grizzco later)

Stay calm and proceed with other safety precautions

2. STAY INSIDE

Now is NOT the time to play Turf War. Especially when it comes to maps in rotation that are near the Big Run site. Invading Salmonids are bound to get lost in the sewers and end up in places their not supposed to be, and unfortunately for them, probably don't know how to keep calm in this situation, leading to issues not only for them, but for those around them.

While stray Salmonid warriors are quite rare, it's best to play it safe and stay inside.

3. LOCK WINDOWS AND DOORS

IT IS BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY!! While still on the topic before, stray Salmonids are rare, but can still happen. It is better for you if you stay inside and make sure to lock your doors so no unwanted intruders get in. This is especially important for if you live closer to the Big Run site!

I would also recommend closing your toilet and checking your sink, or any place that connects to the sewer system. Smallfries are notorious for getting lost, and are likely to get in through your toilet or sink if they try hard enough.

4. HAVE A WEAPON CLOSE BY TO DEFEND YOURSELF JUST IN CASE

In the circumstances an intruder DOES somehow get in, treat them like any other intruder. Kick them out, and if they are looking for a fight, use a weapon if necessary. This can range from a big stick to an E-Liter. In an emergency where you find yourself facing off against multiple intruders, make sure you have places to reset and fight back the intruders. If it gets too overwhelming, don't risk it and retreat to higher ground or another room, locking the door.

DO NOT ATTACK ANY STRAY SALMONIDS UNLESS THEY ATTACK YOU!! Some might be armed, some might not be armed. If they don't attack you, don't attack them. Some might be living in town with you! You WILL NOT attack your neighbors under any other circumstance.

5. DO NOT HELP OUT AT GRIZZCO IF YOU AREN'T WORKING THERE ALREADY

From what I heard, no, you're not gonna get paid well for getting hired during a Big Run. There is so much going on in the building that many new hires are pushed aside, barely paid anything for helping out. But the main reason you shouldn't get hired during a Big Run is because IT IS TOO DANGEROUS!! REMEMBER!! YOUR HIGHEST PRIORITY IS STAYING SAFE!! Putting yourself into danger will have consequences. I've met MANY who got too reckless.

REMEMBER!! BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY!!

AS FOR EMPLOYEES ON THE CLOCK...

DON'T PUSH YOURSELVES. DO NOT FALL FOR THE TRICKS JUST TO GET MORE EGGS. YOUR HERE TO DEFEND YOUR TERRITORY, NOT EXPLOIT.

PROTECT PEOPLE, THAT IS YOUR JOB. YOU ARE NOT HERE TO STEAL EGGS. YOU ARE NOT HERE TO EXPLOIT THE SALMONIDS!! YOU ARE TREATING THEM LIKE THEY TREAT YOU OUT OF BIG RUN!! YOU ARE PROTECTING US FROM INTRUDERS.

YOU ARE HERE TO DEFEND THE CITY.

Stay safe out there, and please remember that you put yourselves and others around you before the name of a big corporation. I honor those who do fight in the front lines, but we do all know that Grizzco likes to get greedy with egg harvesting. Please, stay safe and make good choices

Signing off, Novel

kiokuexplores

Important! Despite Grizzco’s claims and attempts to improve worker conditions, they do not care. At the end of the day, they only want to keep their money. Wouldn’t be surprised if they even pay the salmonids who claim they aren’t that bad.

Stay safe during big run, everyone.

friend-of-inkfish

You’re funny! Grizzco paying salmonids? Nah.

Feel free to post in ignorance though. Or better yet we can discuss this some day. I have all the time and energy in the world. I’ll yap for hours straight and you can’t do anything.

kiokuexplores

I’m afraid you are blind. They are only going to betray your kind if you keep having blind optimism. Dont let them fool you, little salmonid.

anintrovertedocto

My only question is TAMMIE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

friend-of-inkfish

YOULL NEVER FIND ME! NOW GO BACK TO THERAPY YOU BALL OF OCTODEPRESSION

And please don’t overwork yourself this big run. Or else.

omega-3-official

Inkfish are so strange to me. They fight over the silliest of stuff on a post about Inkfish safety during Big Run.

Whatever, see you all at UmAmi Ruins

THE FIRST-BORN CHILD OF ALKYNE, THE HIDDEN BLADE OF YAKIHARAS?????

friend-of-inkfish

We’re gonna be jammin this big run!!!

humboldt-unit

man.

pearlescent-rockstar

Yo… what the shell happened to this post? Uh? Happy or Miserable Big Run everyone??

caughtinlovewiththesquad

Oh shit it’s Pearl Off The Hook. ~Penny

Last time I checked this it was just the sonic the sailfish reaction image… how has it degraded this bad

what's with all this talk about sanitized octos and garlic bread, anyway? i don't get it.

--Mod Void

sunnywithachanceofsniping

Obligatory not an octo but it’s… surprisingly really good? I don’t know what nutrients it has but it works. It’s hard finding food I can digest without it being very bland so I can now say garlic bread is a certified safe food

So for some context I’ve experienced partial sanitization. My friend is fully sanitized and was used for particularly extreme experiments.

Anyway, we found a pasta place. I originally didn’t plan to spend much but I realized that if my friend had ever had had pasta, he didn’t remember it. I volunteered to cover costs for him so he could try what he wanted.

This guy proceeded to order soup and then get garlic bread because he wanted to try it. I was like. It’s good but are you sure you don’t want a proper pasta and he insisted.

My friend eats very little, and when he does it’s usually very bland. Him not wanting to finish the soup made sense, but the amount of garlic bread he ate bro.

I ate my pasta and focused on that so I didn’t eat much of it despite wanting it. I offered it to him and he looked at me with the most desperate look in his eyes. I carefully handed it over to him, and he went as far as to mess with it in his hands and even sniff it. He expected something wrong to be with it. After deeming it safe he practically scarfed it down.

I’ve never seen him eat that much in on sitting??? He normally eats such small amounts so it threw me off.