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Nazi dumbfuck

Very telling how I’m willing to support Palestine in public but you use a throw away account to anonymously attack me for it. Almost like you know which opinion will be supported more.

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This is the only ask I’m going to answer about this, btw. So do not waste my time with them.

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💫 Sherlock & Co Star Wars AU 💫

This is my little AU that I’ve been thinking about a lot lately. Pls be nice to me 🙏 Or don’t, idrgaf. OKAY, let’s get into it.

Takes place either before the prequels or during the clone wars. I’m leaning towards during the clone wars bc I think it would be more interesting

John is a soldier and almost died from an IED and actually DID lose his leg. He thought it would get him out of the war but instead he was fitted for cybernetics and sent back into battle. One night when he found a corpse too mangled to recognize, he planted his own identification onto the body and took theirs and used it to sneak onto an escape pod. He took off and landed on Tatooine and hides out until he’s running errands in Mos Espa and when he’s in a trading station and he hears that the Mazarin Stone has been stolen. John needs money. He needs a way off of Tatooine and back home (not sure where he’s from yet) and if the Mazarin Stone is up for grabs then he wants it. So he waits for a patrol ship to come bc he KNOWS one is coming. And after about 2 weeks, it finally does.

Gwen is the lead patroller on the ship along with Lily, Tom, and Sherlock. Sherlock is extremely force sensitive even tho he tries desperately to deny it. He was actually a very gifted Padawan on track to be a Jedi sentinel, but he ultimately decided to leave the Jedi order bc he felt too restricted there. Mycroft, however, is a very high-ranking Jedi Master. He’s on the same level as Yoda or Mace Windu, like he’s ON the council

John sneaks onto the patrol ship so that they can take him right to the Mazarin Stone and Sherlock knows someone is stowing away as soon as John is on it

I also think Tom is force sensitive but just wasn’t able to train for whatever reason.

Mariana is a senator from Naboo but she wasn’t ever elected queen. She’s a very green, very new senator and she won’t admit it but she feels like a bit of scapegoat bc the timing of her appointment lines up with this huge period of unrest in the senate

Sherlock and Mycroft are from Cloud City for SURE.

AND HERE ARE SHERLOCK’S YELLOW LIGHTSABER AND MYCROFT’S PURPLE LIGHTSABER (+ color meanings)

(I made them here)

That’s all I have for rn byyye 💜

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$5 for an UN-USED Billy Loungefly. I love you Facebook Marketplace 🫶

[kaijuyuri]

star wars fans really just make anything up

[byjove]

I’m not Glup Shitto-ing you. He has a sexstache and everything.

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star wars heritage post

[tomthanx]

Happy Pride to Biggs Darklighter

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[toskarin]

every time I think about how they apparently made yoda's swamp hut an instinctual thing that his entire species crawls off and builds I fucking lose it again

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[yoda suffering anxiety attack voice] hmm build a mud hut I must. for reasons I don't know.

[toskarin]

[yoda suffering manic episode voice] a really good fucking idea, a mud hut is

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star wars: a new hope (1977) headers

[spookyheaders]

STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK SCREENCAPS HEADER

credits to @spookyheaders on twitter

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[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

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[masdane]

back on my bullshit (Sherlock & co posting after YEARS)

[marshmellowteaa]

My first take on the Croft

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[disappointment-of-the-fam]

the writers of Sherlock Holmes (2010) BBC were cowards John Watson and Sherlock Holmes could’ve and should’ve been the most powerful couple on televison but NOOOOO they were just “best friends”

EDIT: if you couldn’t tell i just watched the best man speech at John and Mary’s wedding