lil'midget

@talesofanangrymidget

Because I'M AWSOME!!!! Hey my name's Alex. The things i post are what i feel are funny, inspirational, my favorite tv shows , anime sometimes, my favorite games, and of course my favorite FOOD!!!

4,710 posts

mustprotectchopper

I SAW THE ASSASSIN’S CREED TRAILER AND I’M SORRY BUT I HAD TO DO IT

dean-sam-winchesterbros

QUICK TAKE WITH TEEN WOLF

we got you this puppy. her name is winnie.

oh goodness look at her oh my

andithinkitscalledlove

tinyrickforever

OMG

Rock out this morning to Jeremy Renner’s “Thinking Out Loud” parody about Hawkeye’s lesser-known super powers!

talkingtotheanimals

did you want a transparent no ok here it is anyway

during finals week

friend: hey

me: the most important united states supreme court case was marbury v. madison because it established judicial review

deanshypewoman-deactivated20170

mylifeforthelore-deactivated201

this made me laugh so hard

Answer: The third, the lions already starved to death

Answer: The poison was in the ice

Answer: She shot her husband with a camera and then developed the picture

Answer: There is no mail on Sundays

cupcakesandproteinshakes

NO POST ON SUNDAYS

Law enforcement should use 4-year-olds to do interrogations.

Kid: who are you?

Suspect: I'm Bob.

Kid: why are you here?

Suspect: the cops think I killed my brother

Kid: why?

Suspect: I didn't kill him, he was my brother

Kid: why?

Suspect: because...he just was. We were both born from the same parents.

Kid: why?

Suspect: because we just were. Our parents had 3 kids.

Kid: why?

Suspect: they just did, okay? My brother and I were twins and then a few years later my little sister came along.

Kid: why?

Suspect: she just - look, never mind. I didn't kill my brother. I loved him.

Kid: why?

Suspect: why what - Why didn't I kill my brother or why did I love him?

Kid: why?

Suspect: I had no reason to kill my brother! Why would I want to kill my family?

Kid: Why?

Suspect: I wouldn't! I mean, we're not exactly the closest family but still...

Kid: why?

Suspect: just because.

Kid: because why?

Suspect: because I said so!

Kid: why?

Kid: whyyyy?

Kid: why why why why why why why why

Kid: whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywh-

Suspect: BECAUSE MOMMY AND DADDY LOVED MY BROTHER THE MOST

Kid: why

Suspect: he was born first! He was seven minutes older! I was always living in his shadow!

Kid: why

Kid: WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY

Kid: WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWH-

Kid: WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!

Suspect: BECAUSE HE KNEW I WAS A KILLER! I killed my family! I killed my brother!

I KILED THEM ALL!!!

Kid: why

Suspect: I JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED

Kid: why

Suspect: I...I don't know.

Kid: ok. I'm gonna go play with my Legos

Head Detective: kid, we've been trying to crack this case for a year and you did it in 4 minutes.

Kid: can I have a lollipop now?

Head Detective: just one. Your mom doesn't want to ruin your dinner.

Kid: why

Head Detective: oh dear god

Just a friendly reminder..

In 4 weeks..

It’s how he would have wanted it. [aggressively plays “Taps” on tiny trumpet]

Anyway, joking aside, good luck on your solo career, Ray. You were my fave. One Direction Achievement Hunter won’t be the same without you.

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