Hancock, please don’t pronounce ‘hors d'oeuvres’ as ‘horse divorce’ again.
Curie probably

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Hancock, please don’t pronounce ‘hors d'oeuvres’ as ‘horse divorce’ again.
Curie probably
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He is good
Sonoran Milk Snake
Inktober Day 21. Milk Snake done in ink wash and dip pen.
I’ve been having a lot of fun with ink washes lately.
But my god it’s so beautiful when the boy smiles Wanna hold him, maybe I’ll just sing about it
Snake and Wilde
Baldroy and Snake.
ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ –
FIRSTS -
“Hey… Can we try something new?” “Is it going to hurt?” “Wait! I…I’ve never done this before.” “Just be still and relax…” “Er, am I doing this right?” “I’m not hurting you, am I?” “I want my first time to be with you.” “Oh my god, I’m so sorry- I didn’t mean to finish so early!” “Ah, I feel so embarrassed…”
PUBLIC AFFAIRS -
“Wow…you’re easy to rile up.” “Forget the bed…let’s do it right here.” “What if someone sees us?!” “Quiet down or they’ll hear us.” “Try to keep quiet…we wouldn’t want to get caught.” “Are you serious? Here? Now?” “We should do it somewhere else other than a bed tonight.” “Home is too far away. No one’s going to see us here.” “I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.” “I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.”
PICK-UP LINES && SUGGESTIONS. -
“I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Don’t mind me, just enjoying the view.” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “I can’t take my eyes off of you.“ “If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I like my reflection a little more with you all over me.” “Does this feel good?” “Take a bath with me?” “Are you sure you want to do it in the shower- we could slip!” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “i got a new apartment, and i need someone to put clothes on the floor. “ “I just want to bend you over and fuck you hard…”
HOT && HEAVY -
“You make such adorable sounds.” “ Want to make me scream? I’ll bet you can. “ “S-Stop staring at me like that!” “So are we going to do this already or what?” “Stop teasing!” “do you know how bad i want you?” “you’re so sexy when you’re hot and bothered.” “Don’t cover your mouth…I like hearing you.” “Aw, you’re so cute when you blush like that.” “We’ve only got three minutes…let’s do this fast.” "get on your knees.” “oh, look who’s not wearing any underwear~” “what’s my name?” “Why didn’t you just say you liked it rough?” “I love seeing you covered in my marks…” “I love it when you leave your marks on me…” “don’t stop!” “Please. I need you. Now.” “i want you to fuck me.” "Should we use rope or handcuffs?” “beg for it.” “bend over.” “Let me hear you sing for me.” “you are already turned on ~?” “swallow it. all of it.”
MISC -
“ Come sit on my lap, love “ “ You look so gorgeous right now…” “ I love it when you grab the sheets when you’re about to cum. “ “ Strip for me. Slowly. I want to savor every inch of you. “ “ That pretty little face deserves to get fucked ~” “ Mmm… do you like that? “ “Such a pretty sight, all tied up in ropes.” “I wore these panties just for you.” “You are mine, never forget that.” “Ah, ah. I didn’t say you could touch me.” “You’ll be glad to hear that I’m not wearing underwear today.” “You like how I bend over for you, huh?” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You wanna help me out of this?”
he smile
…
HE SMILE
😫😫😫😫 HE SMILE😫😫😫😫
Send 🍬 for a pick-up line!
-Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing-
@talk-serpent-to-me
Mei-Rin was reading a book when she felt some touch on her shoulder. At once, she raised her head and with a quiet huh? she looked to the side just to see no-one.
“Who’s there?” she asked, turning her head to the other side.
Snake allowed a small smile to grace his expression as he again stepped to the other side to avoid being seen. He cautiously kept just to the edge of her vision, his mischievous mood wanting to know just how long he could keep it up before he was caught.
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“Smile.”
Snake appeared silently at the Earl’s elbow as he took his tea in the drawing room.
“We have finished ridding the gophers from the garden, but we cannot find Keats...says Oscar.” Snake’s brow was knitted in concern. “Have you seen him? He is the all-white python with pink eyes. We think he has lost his way. He’s blind.”
Baby croissant dragons!!! by Dragons & Beasties
Oh wow
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Send me “that’s dirty” and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.
Sexual Sunday NSFW special, they’re all suggestive, but don’t have to be responded to in a NSFW manner.
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