Haha apocalypse go brrrr

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[ausgoth]

hi

[calder]

bye

[heardinthewasteland]

Sole: I want to see my little boy

Hancock, carrying Dogmeat: Here he comes!

[heardinthewasteland]

The funniest thing to me in fnv is that all the companions have such bad charisma that Arcades 6 is the highest stat out of every other follower

[heardinthewasteland]

You

You get it

[heardinthewasteland]

The funniest thing to me in fnv is that all the companions have such bad charisma that Arcades 6 is the highest stat out of every other follower

[heardinthewasteland]

Sole: So what would you like to eat?

Kellogg in Nicks head: the souls of the innocent

Nick: a bagel

Kellogg: NO

Nick: two bagels

[heardinthewasteland]

Hancock: isn’t the idea supposed to be ‘you saved my life, now i owe you a debt?’

Sole: nope other way round. you saved my life, so now i’m your problem. if you don’t like it, then kill me.

Sole: god wanted me dead, now you get to find out why

[heardinthewasteland]

Preston: Aw heck.

Maccready: Watch the language!

[heardinthewasteland]

Sole: We have fun, don’t we Nick?

Nick: I’ve never been more stressed out in my entire life.

[heardinthewasteland]

X6: The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.

[letmebegaytodd]

Courier: I got horribly sick eating chex mix in a hospital parking lot when I was 7 so now if I look at chex mix I'll throw up

Boone: Why are you telling me this

Courier: I thought we should get to know each other better

[heardinthewasteland]

Curie: what kind of tea is this?

Deacon: oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

[heardinthewasteland]

No I have not what the fuck

[heardinthewasteland]

Gage, sliding a picture across the table: I need you to shoot this person in the leg.

MacCreacy: ... This is a picture of you.

Gage: Sole wants me to start Zumba

[heardinthewasteland]

Was anyone going to tell me Hancock has fourteen intelligence or was I going to have to read that on the wiki myself

[heardinthewasteland]

What the FUCK

[heardinthewasteland]

Was anyone going to tell me Hancock has fourteen intelligence or was I going to have to read that on the wiki myself

[heardinthewasteland]

Curie: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom?? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.

Cait:

Nick:

Hancock: I’m gonna tell her.

Nick: Don’t you dare.

[toucheholland23]

This is so wholesome ong

[heardinthewasteland]

Arcade: Yesterday I overheard Veronica saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Six replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.