somehow i'm still stuck here

20s/F/Queer I don't want to flood my main account with youtube stuff, so now there's this. Main blog is girl-of-braids

[theheartnexttophan]

i am not even joking when i say i almost died laughing watching this like i couldn’t breathe for a solid 30 seconds and then i had a coughing fit 🫶 they’re the cutest chaos gremlins <333333

[ahappyphjl]

yarrr

[userlesbian]

"Don't hold your hopes out for that."

[pseudophan]

they are so 😭

[girldan-pip]

from "i got bored" to "that's just cause i missed you" like ohhhhh he loves having his boyfriend around so much he misses him even when he's there but asleep

[dpr1]

watch how completely oblivious dan is to the monster standing behind him for an entire minute

[diphowell]

"Um, I'm gonna go just process that. Maybe have an ice bath. Cool down, I think." - Dan about the game, just after this.

bonus:

[pseudophan]

join patreon dot com slash dan and phil for more zootopia thirst content

[diphowell]

Dan and Phil telling the story of getting their feet washed while facing each other at the beginning of their couples massage on holiday.

[bleachblondephil]

clips that could send a 2014 phannie into a coma

[ahappyphjl]

i missed you

[ahappyphjl]

they are so very cute is the thing

[userlesbian]

💍

[dansasterology]

oh look at me i’m phil lester i used to be the blueprint emo boy in my 20s i have random things inspired by me during that time like this cute little emo axolotl and now i’m a hot blond babe with a juicy fat ass that knocks things over when i walk my skin is clear i have doll lips the nose of a god and i’ve been dating the guy who also used to be the blueprint emo boy for sixteen years he’s tall and beautiful with his luscious sexy curly mullet has big doe eyes 6’3 handsomeness oh and btw he started to go to the gym to be able to pick me up and now he manhandles me and squats while carrying me and he also lovingly makes me coffee every morning so i can wake up and immediately drink it :D bro fuck you and your fuckass boyfriend

[pseudophan]

dan and phil's best trait is that they are both in love with pj

[phlondsbian]

them. in a way

[laddersmp3]

i have nothing to say on this hope it helps

[reunitedinterlude]

phil's scifi/interactive show When please

[a-gentle-yoink]

pre-hard launch moments that make me feel insane part 4/?