The Adult That Is Talking

Highkey Fabrizio Moretti Thirst Blog

[talkingadult]

Genuinely God’s happiest stroker. Pics and videos incoming.

[talkingadult]

Literally struggling to wrap my head around the fact that I’m on my way to a Strokes concert rn. College-aged me is doing right by the 15 year old version of herself

[talkingadult]

STROKES TOMORROW NIGHT. AHHHHHHHHHH

[florentinowahed]

I want it all, I just can't figure out nothing.

- The Strokes, Barely Legal

[avvrat]

Just calling him Stinky

[jarmes]

I think that the answer to the question “why don’t children like doing homework” is “because homework sucks” rather than “because this current generation of children are unthinking soulless husks with minds rotted by technology incapable of comprehending beauty”

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I find it weird, actually, that today it's more common to have sex with casual acquaintances you meet on the Hookup App than to have sex with people you already know and like and have fun with. and how if two friends have sex, there's an assumption there must be underlying romantic feelings. because apparently casual non-romantic sex is fine, but only with people you don't already like and care about?

I feel like the hippies and people who lived through the Free Love movement would be rightfully disappointed at us for these made-up lines we're drawing between Sex/Romance and (gasp!) Friendship. shockingly, it's fine to have casual sex with people you enjoy hanging out with and do not want to date. fun and healthy even!

[hextwo]

Ahhh... i dunno why but this feels like a result of purity culture.

Where 2 concepts clash:

You can have sex outside of marriage

But also sex is bad and you shouldn't do it.

It's not actually okay to have sex and it's shameful to do it and it'll taint your relationships if they know about it.

But also sex isn't bad and be free to do it whenever you want!

That turns into:

You can have sex but it's bad for your relationships.

So it's okay to have sex only if you're either planning to Marry them or Never seeing them again.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HUH.... Society really fucked us on this one (and not in the fun kinky way ☹️)

[touchweird]

i thought a lot, cried a lot

[gasterofficial]

[fallen-ozark]

hello everyone oh shit I dropped my screen recording of Oblivius oopsie

Oblivius @ Coachella 2026

Don’t click this link that would be piracy yo

@takenforafab this is for u

[fabjulian]

our band❤️

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[kidsaredyingoutinthesnow]

Jules & Niko

Beautiful couple <3

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

[dragon-in-a-fez]

There's a coffee shop near me that has two signs posted on the door.

One says "Students! Looking for a great part-time job that works around your school hours? Apply inside!"

The other one says "No under 18s allowed after 5:00pm without an adult."

And I'm just like, damn, I wonder if "you can be a servant but never a customer" is a well-known hallmark of systematic discrimination or anything. Like come on. How do you not see this

[kidsaredyingoutinthesnow]

Julian in the trenches

RIP he died in WW1