Talking Sarcastically

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What?

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Weird Dream

I dreamed I was in the hull of a large military-esque ship, fighting off a living virus that was trying to infect me.  The living virus was in the form of a hologram puppy and I was swatting at it with a badminton racket (which seemed to work relatively well) WHILE I was trying to use my phone to call Sam and Dean Winchester who were somewhere else on the ship fighting off something else.  Oh and by the way, Sam and Dean came and saved me from the hologram puppy. So that's good.

If you read all that you get a cookie *hands you cookie*

[austinlanghams]

I’ve really got my heart set on reaching the pins, maybe even toppling one!

[nbcaboutaboy]

It’s the effort that counts.

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I’ve really got my heart set on reaching the pins, maybe even toppling one

[lorenzodelamberti]

Baby Jonah in About A Boy (TV Series)

[nbcaboutaboy]

Cuteness overload. 

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You have been labeled 

[jazzlynnruiz-blog-deactivated20]

How I feel when someone more beautiful than me likes my crush.

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How I always feel. Even about stupid stuff like the semi cute guy in my class and some girl comes over to join our group and all of a sudden he doesn't care about my opinion.

[staywithme4everxd]

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Shut up Joshua. Dont say anything.

[lightning-has-struck]

EXCUSE ME

I SEE SOME OF YOU ARENT VERY HAPPY RIGHT SO HERE’S A REMINDER THAT BUNNY NOSES DO THE THING

DO NOT FORGET ABOUT THE BUNNY NOSES THING

[luna-vitae-suae]

this seriously made me feel better.

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[iamnevertheone]

[marchingjaybird]

The best thing about Thor, to me, is that even when the Hulk is actively trying to kill him, his instinct is to appeal to the better nature that he knows exists somewhere inside there.  It’s why he won’t give up on Loki, no matter how many awful things Loki does.

Because Loki is his brother and he remembers when they were inseparable kids and he knows something went wrong somewhere, but he still believes in the brother that he grew up with.

And he barely knows Bruce Banner. They literally just met and Thor is still trying to talk to him, he’s still trying to reach the gentle, rational man that he knows is in there. Because he did learn his lesson, he knows that violence doesn’t have to be the first resort.

That’s why Thor is my favorite Avenger, and why it makes me so angry when people characterize him as stupid and only good for punching things.

[flatbear]

Verily.

[animalsnaps]

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THIS IS FROM LILO AND STITCH

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I would send a picture of my abs but thats not my style :-P

Oh I love when people send me photos of random parts of their body

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Si Dressed as a Beaver

I lose it every time I hear him say "I'm a happy beaver"

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You're gorgeous.

Thank you so much!

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Where do you want to go most in the world, beautiful Brooke?

London, but if I ever get there, I don't think I'll ever leave.  

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Whereabouts do ya live?

I live in America, specifically the state of Virginia.  

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I’m so many shades of broken that the cracks are my favorite things about myself.