Still Don't Know What I Am

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#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

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Totoro Power Bank! (it also lights up!)

Charge it for 8 hours and it has enough power to charge your phone/device 6 times! You can find all the colours available here!

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

feminism is not “more rights for women than men.” feminism is “more rights for women so that they might be equal to men.” why is this concept so difficult to grasp

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what rights don’t women have that men do in the western world?

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

where in the above statement did you read “the western world.”

where the fuck everybody getting the idea that america is the only country on the planet

[onecowardlylion-deactivated2015]

well you’re not blogging in pashto or dari.

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

aight

1. where the fuck i am blogging from doesnt fucking matter and isnt really any of your business. 

2. alright. im in canada. i have free speech and legally, the same rights as men. HOWEVER. i dont know if you know this, but 80% of the world ISNT THE MODERN FUCKING WEST. not every country on the globe allows women to voice their opinions. but mine does. as such, no one is allowed to tell me im not allowed to rally for feminism for those who can’t. 

i fight for equal rights for women EVERYWHERE, not just where its convenient. there are many places where women have no voice at all, as far as their rights go. so tell me, if the women who do have voices wont speak for the ones who dont, who will? because you obviously fucking arent, since all you seem concerned about is the west.

just because i happen to be blogging from a country where women are equal does not mean the women who dont live here don’t deserve the same rights.

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

feminism is not “more rights for women than men.” feminism is “more rights for women so that they might be equal to men.” why is this concept so difficult to grasp

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

if one more misogynistic, overcompensating, mayonnaise coated fuck nugget comes crying to me “but men and women are equal” I’m gonna shove a deep fried eggplant up his ass and then make him explain to his mother why he thinks it’s okay that, even in the modern west, she should be statistically less likely to be hired or promoted than he is, but also that she should do the same work for 30% less pay than he gets in his first world, patriarchal bubble of ignorance. then we’ll see who’s fucking equal.

[theinturnetexplorer]

“ Mom sat next to this guy at the deli and overheard him talking about some “$100 million dollar deal” and took this awkward photo. She texted me it and said any idea who this is?”

apparently Stan Lee makes cameos in people’s lunch outings now.

[queenbradbury]

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

[pep95]

demono

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((”Not just pizza”))

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((”but eternal damnation”))

[deans-other-cell]

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman I think you have some explaining to do.

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

for legal purposes im not allowed to talk about it

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Mac rose pigment gives me life 😍😍

[soragoesplaces]

Sora Goes to Disneyland

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Wait

PLEASE

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[talkswiththefambam-blog]

NEVER KNEW I COULD BE THIS DUMB

It's raining and cold. Dad comes up stairs to change after getting home from work

Dad: Hola chica how are ya

Me: Cold

Dad opens my bedroom door

Dad: Then put on a long sleeve shirt

Me: I'm wearing on already

Looks down at arms

Me: oh...

... I had the sleeves rolled up...

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Buying a bathroom cleaner because the bathroom in the picture looks clean is like buying a box of condoms because there isn’t a picture of a baby on the box.

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WHAT IS A BMT?

*Me and Mom are on the couch after getting home and an add for Subway's BMT comes on*

Mom: What the heck does the M stand for?

Me: I don't know ...

Mom: ... 

Me: Maybe Moose 

Mom: What? So it's a bacon moose and tomato sub?

Me: Sure, why not!

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BATMAN'S 75th

*In the car with Mom debating who the best Batman was*

Mom: No No No No No No No No (trying to defend herself)

Me: ... Batman ...