i'm such a fuckin' lady

[theoneandonly-indiana-blog]

Shit happens. Flush the toilet and get off.

[talkxthatxtalk]

We say it a little different in the hood, but whatev. Go do something fun. Get the stick outta your ass, chere.

[theoneandonly-indiana-blog]

No.

[talkxthatxtalk]

Oooh, someone's crankyyyyy~

[commonletsgocrazy]

[fangedflores-deactivated2014051]

I bet Icarus said that before he took flight.

Praise Mexican Jesus, let’s go.

[talkxthatxtalk]

Ooh, I love when people talk mythology to me. Gets me all warm and tingly~

Where to, papi?

[spockittome]

DIMITRI’S DOING BUTT STUFF WITH DANNY, TASHA.

BUTT. STUFF.

[talkxthatxtalk]

How old are you again?

Drop the last A, handsome. It's just Tash.

[seasonsofrachel]

I need a companion.

[seasonsofrachel]

Wh-.. No! I actually don’t know where Ryder is.. I haven’t spoken to him in a long time.

[talkxthatxtalk]

I haven't either, the little shit. Next time I see him, he's getting his ass kicked.

Carry on your chat with St. Jerk though. Enjoy that.

[fangedflores-deactivated2014051]

Ugh, thank God you’re not dead. Wanna get drunk?

[talkxthatxtalk]

Me? Dead? No, sweetheart, I'm indestructible~

But drunk, yes, good, let's do this shit.

[s-l-y]

[seasonsofrachel]

I need a companion.

Only for a simple request — watch musicals with me. Kurt’s been too busy as of recent, from what I’ve noticed so I’m now looking for someone to apply for the position.

Please form an orderly line, everyone will be taken into consideration.

[talkxthatxtalk]

And by "someone" and "everyone" you mean "Ryder" and "Ryder". Let's be real.

[fangedflores-deactivated2014051]

Dimitri’s not home, you know what that means. Shaking my ass on his furniture. The fuck did I do with my pants? 

[spockittome]

I guess Dimitri was right when he said that he did butt stuff.

[talkxthatxtalk]

Oh my god.

[fangedflores-deactivated2014051]

Dimitri’s not home, you know what that means. Shaking my ass on his furniture. The fuck did I do with my pants? 

[talkxthatxtalk]

Please. Pants are overrated.

[griffinleblanc-blog]

Spring already?

Hm, finally something I can actually enjoy around here.

[talkxthatxtalk]

You mean you weren't feeling all the grey skies and cold? Imagine that.

[musicforthemisplaced-blog]

Visit Original Link

Chaka Khan // I’m Every Woman

[seasonsofrachel]

I'm so angry.

[seasonsofrachel]

I really wanted to be one of the leads in Swan Lake and now I can’t… 

[talkxthatxtalk]

Tough break, sweetheart. But there's always next time, put the tears away. You're gorgeous when you cry, but that face was definitely made for smiling.

[seasonsofrachel]

I'm so angry.

[seasonsofrachel]

I twisted my ankle during ballet.

[talkxthatxtalk]

Aww, Sorry to hear that. 

What's with the tears though, babe?

[seasonsofrachel]

I'm so angry.

How could I even let this happen? It’s just my luck too— I can’t.

[talkxthatxtalk]

What's wrong, Barb?

[soultobeloved]