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All I do is eat hot chip, play dating sims, and die. Minors DNI I am 900 years old.

[rin-hayata]

How do they sleep with MC

[lazytraveleron]

[tallblondasian]

If the comments section of the official The Freak Circus blog has taught me anything it’s that most of the fans of this visual NOVEL don’t actually know how to fuggin read.

[stxrlightknights]

When the metal starts playing

[theweight]

they should do emmys for gifs

[lazytraveleron]

Another ending of this post.

[rattetytat]

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[tearlessrain]

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

[redstonedust]

it bothers me when someone brings up misogyny in shounen anime and people shrug it off with "its designed for teenage boys, what can you expect." like well. idk i think its actually pretty important that shows for teenage boys are normal about women. i mean i think all media should be normal about women but teenagers are impressionable i think we could put a little bit of feminism in the teenage boy shows. it might do some good. you never know.

[smllscallywag]

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

[neesansukida]

[destinysquared]

So… are we ever going to get a spinoff fan game where we can romance Painter and/or Stoker??? 👀

>_>

[tallblondasian]

[neonshroudedgraves]

Reminder the characters from TFC aren't real. They can not be harmed like real people, because again, they are not real. They are fictional.

Can't believe this has to be said.

[tallblondasian]

This is a lie, I just saw Pierrot at Wendy’s

[elios-sylvelios]

Hellooo I made chibis based on The Arcana Game's LIs :) If you want me to draw something similar my commissions are open!