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The Spirit & P’Gell by Bruce Timm

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Skull in a salt lake

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It looks like I’m actually there

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Open mic at The Rainbow Bar in Pueblo.

Every Fucking Thursday my friends and I get together and try to make each other laugh. We say some things that you wouldn't say in polite company. We do some things that are less than civilized but few would call depraved. It's like a club. A club where members make fun of themselves and each other, like the oldest of friends. A club for both men and women. A club that TRUELY appreciates that you showed up. A club that wants you to succeed. A club that wants you to have a good time. And if you want in the club you just have to ask. The answer is yes. I'd like to invite all you guys to come join my club Every Fucking Thursday. We don't charge anyone and we don't get paid. We're literally just doing it because we want to get better at it and so we can make our friends laugh harder. We sell t-shirts so we can pay off the PA that I bought. Yeah it was kinda expensive but I wanna tell my friends my jokes. It's my hobby and my passion. I can't live without it. I hope I never have to. We do it late at night Every Fucking Thursday because we're all working late. We've got jobs. I don't know about the other guys in the scene but I know I've made a GRAND TOTAL of $100 in the last TWO YEARS I've been telling jokes. Its because I would do this for free and it's because I hardly ask anyone for a door fee. When I do it's because I want to pay the traveling comedians. Now I'm asking you to come have some fun for free. Any Fucking Thursday. I understand that the cost of a babysitter isn't cheep. And maybe the bars beer or liquor isn't your favorite. The bartenders I know mix some STRONG drinks, so you may have to hang out a little late before you head home. I do too, so I'll hang with you if you want. I gotta be up at 6 for work Friday so let's not close the place down. We can go get some coffee down the street. I can give you a ride if it's on the way. To and from. That's how bad I want to entertain you. I'd bring you and take you home. Then get a couple hours and turn into a normal person because it's my favorite. I'm not a chicken but I'm scared to death Every Fucking Thursday when I get up on that stage and try to make Pueblo laugh. For two years I've been trying to make Pueblo laugh and I've had more failures than successes. But the successes tasted so sweet that I breath heavier when I think of them. My leg twitches when I imagine the magic of the biggest laughs I've ever gotten. It's my heroin. Then there's a flip side to that coin. Sometimes I eat shit. It can be pretty bad. Have you ever been audibly 'boo'd' at? It's soul crushing. Like reaching for something and it being just out of grasp but you need it. It hurts like nothing else. I run the risk Every Fucking Thursday. It's my heroin. I'm also part of the audience Every Fucking Thursday. "Yeah man. I've heard your joke before." "Yeah, a lot." "Oh, well I'm trying to get the audience into it. I think you deserve it. You're pretty funny. I think the audience deserves to have a good time too." Maybe because you got some confidence and said something awesome. Maybe because another guy heard me laugh and decided to join in. Maybe. Then the bar listens while you tell the next one because they wanna laugh too. And the more people that listen; the more will laugh. Now your crushing. Now your killing that room. Club members are doubled over with tears coming out of their eyes. AND I FEEL LIKE I HELPED. Just for a moment. This is your time to shine. Because Every Fucking Thursday we get a little wild. If this is your first time things are gonna be a little weird and abrasive. But we're harmless. Only twice in my life have I've started a slow clap and both times were at comedy shows with my club members. Both times we laughed until we cried and so did everyone else around us. You don't know joy until you've chanted "Dicks!" To a slow clap then heckled the next guy to "Show us his dick". The second slow clap was for one of my best friends who went on stage and DEMOLISHED the room. I just got heavy chested again. Before I get you guys and gals thinking that the clubhouse is an insane free-for-all and a bunch of crazy dudes and dudettes, I just wanna say, "We don't put up with people being assholes." If you don't want to be at the clubhouse then you can leave. No ones going to make you leave unless you're not respecting the performers. You don't even have to pay attention. You just have to be quiet. Yeah, She's almost done. She'll be off in just a sec. No, he's not very good. Go have a cigarette. We're here to entertain you and ourselves, so just have fun with us. It's a pretty simple plan. We know of only 2 rules: DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE & DON'T SAY WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY. That's it. Respect the performer and don't steal jokes. If you break a rule you're out of the club and you can't come back. I don't expect anyone to show up every week but if you find yourself with a chance to come out we'll be here to entertain you Every Fucking Thursday. You could tell your friends. You can join our club. It's free. I'll even make name tags.

#pueblo #Colorado #open mic #comedy #standup #club #Thursday

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There goes that Goku kid again, chargin’ his spirit bomb. Dale, you got my ladder? I’m gonna go up there and give him a piece of my mind.

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Turok: Adon’s Curse (German edition) cover by David Mack

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Val Kilmer?

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And of course they come in, like, a million pieces you have to put together yourself.

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I am in love with this

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Close your eyes right before it loops

Woah.

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Transylvania 6-5000 |1985| Rudy De Luca

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Oh, mylittlebehemoth…

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A Black Man Hangs a White Supremacist: Tyler Shields’s Charged Photography

by Justine Jones

In Tyler Shields’ photographs the traditional victim of violent race-related injustice turns aggressor. For Shields, it’s a powerful and symbolic role reversal. There he hangs, just feet above the water.

The white, hooded figure whose body is limp and lifeless resembles a uniformed member of the Klu Klux Klan. As he hangs, a black man securely holds the opposite end of the rope. Is he the culprit or the savior? We do not know… [Continue reading at The Daily Beast.]

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