Hell is empty, all the Devils are here.

'Ello. I'm Thalia Edgecombe, but call me Tally. Fifth year Pureblood Slytherin. Drop me an Owl, I don't bite.

[thebeachboy-abbott]

What pixies?

[tally-edgecombe-blog]

The pixies terrorizing the school, Abbott. You know the ones i'm talking about!

[siriusblacksuniverse]

Hi there, you look shocked.

[tally-edgecombe-blog]

Hi...uh..yeah...it was just something you said..I must have misheard. My mistake.

[theeviltwinamycus-deactivated20]

Well, that makes a lot of sense, in fact. I miss my friends while we’re on vacation, so I believe that to be far from them for a whole year must be hard.

I have lots of plans, actually. The more immediate one would be joining the Order, I guess, but there’s lots of things I plan… like getting a career at the ministry. I really want to work at the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.

What about you? Did you make your mind about something already?

[tally-edgecombe-blog]

It's alright now,I guess. I've sort of gotten used to only seeing them at certain times of the year. It's not as bad now.

Wow. Sounds like you've really got it all falling into place. Me? Oh, no. I think my main aspirations at this point are to get out of Hogwarts alive. Potions will be the death of me.

[kol-calamity-blog]

I Need Entertainment

ANONYMOUS TIME!!!! (or ask in character!)

HYE have you ever?

FMK fuck marry kill

KHC kiss hug cuddle

NML a night, a month or for life?

AMA ask me anything

HON hot or not?

WWY well would you?

WYR would you rather? 

TOD truth or dare?

SMW ship me with?

TOT this or that?

WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify) 

or anything else hilariously entertaining you can think of! 

[thebeachboy-abbott]

Put what back? I didn’t do anything!

[tally-edgecombe-blog]

The pixies!

[siriusblacksuniverse]

Pixies stole my collection of dirty publications.

Damn you all.

[thebeachboy-abbott]

I don’t know what you’re talking about! What happened to innocent until proven guilty?

[tally-edgecombe-blog]

I stopped doing that in second year, remember?

Put them back.

[exqviis-blogs]

Honestly, this is the second time they’ve tried to steal my bag.

Not funny. At all.

[tally-edgecombe-blog]

Yeah, it's puzzling too. Because who would want to steal your bag? There isn't even any quills in it..

[theeviltwinamycus-deactivated20]

If you say so…

Oh, and why not? Sorry, I shouldn’t be so intrusive, it just, I don’t know, I just think it’s a bit odd someone not wanting to be back here… Yep, sixth year. Easier than I thought it would be, after the fifth, but still a little tiresome.

[tally-edgecombe-blog]

Oh, well. It's just because I miss my friends during term time. They don't go here. Well, some do. Like Lydia or...but for the most part they don't. So, yeah. 

Do you have any plans for after Hogwarts?

[tally-edgecombe-blog]

Lunchtime Recluse // Thalia & Open

Thalia violently swung the door to her Defence against the Dark Arts classroom open mere seconds after the bell for the end of the lesson had sounded. To say the last hour of her life had been stressful would be an understatement. Without a doubt she was one of those ‘teacher’s-pet’ students, and all of her classes were passed with exemplary grades. However this year was different, it was the year of her OWL exams and being the only child of the Edgecombe family to go through them, Tally felt the compulsive need to go above and beyond what was expected of her. Her mother was nearly impossible to please and after that particular summer, the daughter was not held in the highest favour. Seemingly the only problem was that their professor was an insufferable git and they had their first class test tomorrow.

She muttered irritably under her breath in a way that would make her mother blush and her father cry out indignantly the entire way to the library, where she had decided to spend her lunchtime. She knew full well that it was out of the question to think that she’d get any studying done in the commons. There were too many distractions.  

As soon as she arrived, the slytherin swaggered towards the back of the library with the tables, Tally found to her great displeasure that all were occupied. She was about to turn and walk out when that stupid voice in her head reminded her that she needed to stay and study something. Walking tentatively to the nearest table, she politely made her presence known by softly clearing her throat. “Sorry. Do you mind if I sit?”

[theeviltwinamycus-deactivated20]

Don’t worry, I’m fine. What about you? I didn’t even ask before, so…

Oh, I like it a lot. Just not a fan of this specific topic, see? In general I think History of Magic really interesting. Fifth year can be a little rough, but I’m sure you will live, we all do in the end.

[tally-edgecombe-blog]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm fine. Little scratch on my arm but no big deal.

I've heard as such. I wasn't really looking forward to coming back to school at all,you see. You're sixth year, yes? How are you finding it?

[theeviltwinamycus-deactivated20]

I wasn’t really paying attention either, so it’s fine.

Goblin wars? Oh, it was one of my least favorite subjects on history of magic.

[tally-edgecombe-blog]

Oh, thank goodness. You're sure you're alright?

Oh. I happen to love History of Magic, so I don't really mind it. Still, tests are tests so they're a bit of a pain, but nevertheless. I'll live.

[tally-edgecombe-blog]

*mumbling to herself words she's reading from a sheet of parchment* ...and the goblin wars..WOAH!

Goodness, sorry! I didn't see you!

[thebeachboy-abbott]

You can start preparing my eulogy!

And I expect it to be tear-jerkingly beautiful!

[tally-edgecombe-blog]

Alright. It'll go something like 'Simon Abbott was a massive pain in my arse the whole 16 years in which he was alive. Alas, I will miss the free sherbet lemons in return for history homework.'

Satisfied?

[thebeachboy-abbott]

Wherever you say boss! Yeah but she looooves me, she wouldn’t yell at me! Besides, she’ll have calmed down by Christmas or Easter

[tally-edgecombe-blog]

Fine. Your funeral, not mine.

[tally-edgecombe-blog]

{sitting down at dinner}

[exqviis-blogs]

[slides in the seat next to her] 

[tally-edgecombe-blog]

Evening. {she said puzzledly, wiping her mouth with a napkin}

[tally-edgecombe-blog]

{sitting down at dinner}