Simon Abbott

Simon Abbot - 5th Year, 15 year old, Gryffindor, Mayhem maker.

[siriusblacksuniverse]

It’s fun causing chaos in the girls bathrooms. 

[thebeachboy-abbott]

Why...

[tristan-mcdaid]

Haha, yeah I suppose it does aye. im just sayin, this castle and me, we’ve have had a lot of fun together, I know it well so its hard to catch me off guard.

[thebeachboy-abbott]

Well I'll bear that in mind

[siriusblacksuniverse]

chaos. Chaos is fun. I’m rather partial to it myself.

[thebeachboy-abbott]

Exactly

[theeviltwinamycus-deactivated20]

I guess they’re not completely wrong, someone will, eventually.

But it’d be easier if they’ve solved it already.

[thebeachboy-abbott]

I guess, but so much less fun

[tally-edgecombe-blog]

The pixies terrorizing the school, Abbott. You know the ones i’m talking about!

[thebeachboy-abbott]

Somebody set pixies loose? That's *he tries to suppress a grin* brilliant, but nothing to do with me

[tristan-mcdaid]

-turns a corner and sees a pixie out of the corner of his eye ready to drop a bunch of ink pellets on his head. twirls his wand and zaps it, immobilising it- No luck wee fella. you can’t trick a trickster I’m afraid.

[thebeachboy-abbott]

That sounds like a challenge

[siriusblacksuniverse]

Have you actually hit puberty yet?

[thebeachboy-abbott]

Umm, yeah? I just don't like drama ... or at least not girl drama, I like chaos drama

[princessxnarcissa]

I hate studying.

[thebeachboy-abbott]

Soooo... don't?

[siriusblacksuniverse]

Yes, your “limited” experience. “Limited” being the key word here. 

[thebeachboy-abbott]

You say that like I should care, Sirius.  don't. Girls are crazy, why would I want to get involved in that

[theeviltwinamycus-deactivated20]

Okay then…

Yeah, well, me too. I’m surprised the professors didn’t already.

[thebeachboy-abbott]

They're probably just hoping one of us will buck up and fix it

[katherine-avery]

Because you can’t control them ? Clearly nobody can.  

[thebeachboy-abbott]

Listen, if I was going to set pixies loose, which I have no intention of doing, I'd make sure I was well away from the area when they got out, so I couldn't get caught or be part of this chaos, give me some credit

[silentfergusconnor-deactivated2]

Ah, thanks.

Where did you find it?

[thebeachboy-abbott]

In the umm, in the Hall, over on one side

[theeviltwinamycus-deactivated20]

What is it that you wonder?

I’m glad to hear that, I really don’t want to go insane.

[thebeachboy-abbott]

Nothing, nothing! I just hope somebody gets these damn things under control

[thebeachboy-abbott]

HYE thought a boy was hot?

What, like objectively? Maybe... I mean, I do own a mirror, right?

[thebeachboy-abbott]

FMK: Sirius, James, Remus

Awww Merlin, seriously?

Ooook. Umm I'd say fuck James, but he's too hung up on ... somebody, so he'd say no, so... soorry Potter.

I'd Marry Remus, because then he could help me with homework and not give me detentions.

Fuck Sirius because according to the girls he's attractive.

Sorry Potter, you'll have to die

[thebeachboy-abbott]

FMK : Thalia, Narcissa, Lily

Ummm. Ok. Not really the murdering type. Buuut...

Ok I'd have to Marry Tally, because I'm not killing r, and I'm definitely not fucking her either, ew gross.

Umm, so that leaves Narcissa and Lily to Fuck or Kill.

Ok, I have no intention of doing either, but since Lily's nicer, I'll 'spare' her and say Fuck Lily, Kill Narcissa

[siriusblacksuniverse]

Oh come on, it’s not like you’d all expect any less.

[thebeachboy-abbott]

No, but it's not going to win you any favours with girls in my limited experience