Nice 😎

I'm Kerry and I think I'm a lot funnier than I actually am

[forever-memes]

March in 3 months

[leftboob-enthusiast]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

[isaidyoulookshitty]

no we absolutely do not

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[theweirdwideweb]

[orchidvioletindigo]

[sycamoretree]

trinity 

[yawning-caverns]

An Actual Real Person my Dad knew. Pretty sure he worked as a bush guide. When someone asked the time he’d pull off his hat - some kind of broad brim - and use to take a few measurements of the sun’s position relative to the horizon. Then he’d declare the time.

He was accurate to the minute.

[elodieunderglass]

Fvvdvddsfdssdhnvfh you get back here and say this to the rest of the crew

[tacticianofylisse]

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

[tacticianofylisse]

i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and

places a hand on me cheek

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

[autogynephiladelphia]

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

[therealraewest]

This basically sums up all his tweets

[nuclearfeels]

[forhaloes]

its just me and the album i decide to have on repeat this week

[instinctief]

oh to be sigmund freud doing seventeen lines of coke before confidently giving a lecture on something he barely knows a thing about

[instinctief]

[cherryfrq]

i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die

[useless-swedenfacts]

#do u want to die in danish or english

[true-king-of-monsters]

*Hamlet ponders for a beat*

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

*hamlet ponders for 4.5 acts*

[incorrectgreekgods]

the horse really is in the hospital now

[a6]

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

[effeminate-ephemera]

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

[nest-deactivated20181209]

the ratemyprofessor for one of my college’s philosophy profs

[jumex]

at 10:30 am

[karnalesbian]

sounds about right for a philosophy professor

[wewontbe]

this is how you unlock his side quest

[vrabia]

[rainbowravioli]

Sorry to say, but they do the exact same thing for humans too.

[rainbowravioli]

It’s amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.

[penismadnessgirl]

Not to mention that when people edit these characters to have better facial proportions, the originals look like bizarre fish people.

[simonalkenmayer]

How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me

[rose-in-the-cosmos]

op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i’m scared

[simonalkenmayer]

Eh…perhaps read my blog description.

[61below]

[rottingfacade]

[helloitsbees]

this post has EVERYTHING

[notvoid]

[therainshallmakeadoor-deactivat]

Yes I AM cranky because I received NO PROPHETIC DREAMS to help me on my quest.

[cybergata]

Ride like a Pirate

[transmortifried]

[everythingstarstuff]