tamagotchi wand

[tamagotchiwand]

Weezer's Pinkerton was in my dream what have you people done to me

[tamagotchiwand]

feeling like Forrest Gump

[tamagotchiwand]

I feel like I was A Scanner Darkly-style swooped into the mental health industry. At first I volunteered at a psychosocial rehabilitation center, then I was a mental health patient on my own, and now after all of that I've been doing freelance and pro bono casework for people who have mental health issues and could use some of that work. How did this happen?

[tamagotchiwand]

what is science for if not denuding moths

[tamagotchiwand]

I like my house. It's where I keep my extra fur and my snacks

[389]

[loth-catgirl]

another win for jungle

[tamagotchiwand]

>i say hi to a man on the street

>he smiles and responds

>I stop

>he pulls out a cigarette and lights it

>I pull out a cigarette and light it

>he drags a puff, looks at me, then pulls out a flask

>I pull out a flask, we respectively each take a shot

>he puts his flask away, and pulls out a pocket watch, opening the clasp

>I pull out a pocket watch and wind it, then check the time

>he removes a lemon from his pocket, peels it, and takes a bite

>I reveal and unwrap a churro, and begin eating

>the man takes one step back, sets the lemon on a ledge and does a backflip

>the remainder of my churro explodes into confetti as I throw it in the air

>together we empty the ashtray and sweep his driveway, and as I leave a small stuffed frog falls ot of my pocket

>the man says nothing, a live frog appears on my windowsill after I wake up the next day

>

[tamagotchiwand]

Looking at a plastic bag of caramel popcorn and realizing the entire thing could be made of corn

[389]

“Himalayan Ambient” by Seoul The Soloist (2023)

[tamagotchiwand]

I hate myself but in a selfconscious way does that count

Like it's an experiment

I also luv me too don't worry or anything

[tamagotchiwand]

hmm… we’ll see

[tamagotchiwand]

yup

[tamagotchiwand]

nope

[tamagotchiwand]

Just meowed . Unintentionally

[tamagotchiwand]

bbl doing some mad hatter shit brewing one cup of tea with three kettles

[tamagotchiwand]

a ghost just tickled my toe