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HELLO! WELCOME TO MY BUTT

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Foster kitten life. (via pokeypotpie)

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sound ON

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HIS LITTLE SCHNOZZ!!!

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A good lil kitteh bb <3

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Me, on Earth:

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I will die alone in a trailer full of cats who will eat my face off after i'm dead. This is why all my lotions and make-up are organic, non-toxic, and tuna fish flavored.

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There are, in fact, good things that come from getting older. I will be posting some of these things each day until my birthday or until I forget.

1)Barfing

Vomiting is not a terrifying event anymore. It’s just “okay, out you go little food buddies” and that’s it. No crying, no counting the days of your last barf. It’s just like crapping out your mouth.

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Sleepy kitten dislikes your infernal finger tapping. Sleepy kitten will plot revenge. Sleepy kitten will poop in your shoe.

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© Juan Aballe

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Push da button. (via mugi276)

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2 years ago Martin George was found in the middle of winter on the cold streets of Chicago. He was very skinny and extremely sick and was just filthy and his fur was matted into clumps. But he was still sweet even though he could barely open his eyes and would meowwwww so loudly when you’d go by his cage and just want you to pet him. I adopted him after he was in foster care and they did home visits with me and it was seriously almost as difficult as gettting a car. I didn’t care. I drove an hour away to visit him and took him home a few months later when he was able to be transported. This cat is the love of my life and I just don’t know what I’d do without him. The instant I come home he is circling my legs. The minute I’ll sit down he sits on my lap in a puddle. He is a total therapy cat and he doesn’t even know it. Please rescue animals, especially grown ones as they tend to have more difficulty getting adopted over kittens and puppies.

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This is pretty dead-on