#face eating

[mariopokemonuniverse]

Mortal Kombat 4 Reptile Hard Vore Fatality

This one will be featured in the planned comic drawn by @4lex-4nder, being performed on Stryker.

[emyustar]

You hold my hand as we sit on the meadow, looking out into the grand cosmos. We turn to eachother. We nod in agreenment and slowly approach, our faces almost touching… and we bite into your face, absorbing it while you scream horrified. No one can hear you, for we are alone. We will relieve you of your pain. And make you beautiful.

[fifilefiend-blog]

Snap poll

Which flavour of Reylo kiss are we getting in TROS...

(This is for REAL SCIENCE and not at all gratuitous smutposting)...

1) PDA

2) Thirsty

3) Tooth-rotting fluff

4) Kinky

5) Out of the blue

6) Accidental Renaissance

7) Lacking experience but not enthusiasm

8) The tree climb

[justsomewhump]

[killian-whump]

I feel quite ignorant for asking this, but who is mark and why is he hated BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY WHAT THE KRAKEN HAPPEND TO HIS FACE

Oh, no no… Don’t worry! You’re not ignorant at all! :)

Mark is one of Colin’s other roles, besides Hook. He played him in a 2012 movie called “Storage 24″. It’s a horror film, where a group of people get locked inside a 24-hour storage facility… with a gigantic, monstrous alien being.

Obviously, there’s going to be some spoilers from here on out, so if you plan on watching the film and don’t wanna be spoiled, scroll away now!

Mark’s kinda a dick. The movie starts with us finding out about his best friend’s distress over a recent break-up with his longtime girlfriend, with the friend driving himself (and Mark) nuts trying to figure out what went wrong in the relationship. Mark’s definitely less than supportive and just wants his friend to shut up already, which is bad enough… but then we discover Mark’s been secretly schtupping his best friend’s girlfriend for some time now, and HE’s the whole reason for the breakup in the first place.

And Mark doesn’t really prove to be much better of a person throughout the film, as he sort of abandons the “best friend” in an air shaft when the alien shows up and starts busting through the metal walls of the shaft. To be fair, it really WAS looking like the end of the friend, and I personally can’t blame him for turning tail and getting the fuck out of there, but… Well, the fact remains. Instead of trying to help his “best” friend, he just left him there. Then, to make matters worse, when he got out of the air shaft, he sealed up the exit he came through, and then told all of the others in the storage facility that the “best friend” guy was dead, making it sound like he watched him die and there was nothing he could do to save him, instead of letting them know, “Well, I sort of abandoned him, but if any of you lot are feeling braver than I, there might still be some of him left somewhere to rescue.” That, of course, bites him in the ass when the “best friend” shows up again, alive and well, and reveals Mark just… left him.

Then there’s an altercation with the justifiably-sick-of-his-shit “best friend” where said friend yells at him for sleeping with his girlfriend and Mark oh-so-kindly retorts, “Yeah, but she loved it.” Niiiiiice. Smooth, Mark. He gets punched in the face here, which seems to be a contractual obligation in every role Colin plays, bless his preciously whumpy heart.

Mark then, adding insult to injury, proceeds to abandon the girlfriend as soon as she’s in danger, just like he did with the “best friend” - right down to telling the others that she’s dead and “there was nothing he could do”. Mark. Man. You literally already did that exact same thing and it bit you in the ass. Obviously, no one believes him, and so the “best friend” races off and saves the girlfriend from the alien monster. Thanks a lot, Mark.

In a final coup de grace, Mark manages to reach the room where the controls for the main gates of the storage facility are, along with a main gate to escape out of once the controls are set properly. He immediately locks himself in this room, preventing the alien from coming in after him, yes, but also locking everyone else out along with the alien and keeping them from escaping as well. They’re all pounding on the door and begging him to let them in and… he doesn’t. He just walks away. Fucking Mark -_-

So the friends break in the door, there’s an altercation, and then the alien shows up and grabs Mark about the shoulders like he’s a long-lost lover… and proceeds to slowly and lovingly gnaw his fucking face off. The movie ends entirely, like, 5 minutes later.

At any rate, that’s who Mark is… and that’s what happened to his face :D Despite him being a complete and utter dick, I actually love him dearly, lol. It’s both hilarious and strangely endearing watching the proverbial “cool dude” character wander around in circles on the verge of tears, occasionally flailing and making terrible decisions just for good measure. And it’s just… It’s way too fun to make fun of him for being a dickhead without a face. I mean, it’s just… I can’t help myself. I made a Funko Pop of him, and even wrote a Storage 24 fanfic and he often shows up on the blog here, especially when his Funko Pop version shows up to make rude comments...

[killian-whump]

I just realized that Mark jacket/coat still exists in Shelley's car

Oh, that’s wonderful… a piece of Mark that wasn’t devoured <3

Although, to be fair, I feel like the alien literally just ate his face and was like, “Yeah, that was definitely the best part. I’ll leave the rest of this; don’t want to get indigestion.”

[killian-whump]

Can we just... talk about how specific the way Mark dies in Storage 24 is? Like, the alien could have just... idk, beheaded him, or eaten him whole (or half) or... something more generic that applies to horror. It feels like choosing it to be just his FACE is... weird but also suspicious.

Well, obviously, the alien monster just has really good taste and it could tell that Mark’s face would be absolutely delicious. And it apparently was, too, because look at the way that thing is savoring it:

It is definitely taking its time to enjoy every last morsel of that face.

And look at how Colin’s even doing that jaw clenching thing he does while Mark’s face is being devoured. He’s still acting. He’s still emoting. He is super into his portrayal of a man being eaten alive face first.

Now, this isn’t an official call out post or anything, but I’m gonna come right out and say that Colin O’Donoghue likes being eaten. We have this example, of course, along with this shot from the BTS “breakdown” video:

NO ONE SHOULD LOOK THAT HAPPY BEING EATEN, COLIN.

Okay, okay, I know. To be fair, it looks like he’s got something clenched between his teeth for special effects purposes, but whatever. We also know he recommended “Irish” as the cuisine Hannibal should explore if there was a fourth season, and that he said he’d love to have his brain eaten on iZombie. I mean, I didn’t make that above statement lightly, guys. Colin’s been trying to get eaten for years now. So I wouldn’t be surprised if he requested having his face gnawed off when he took this role. It might’ve even been in the contract.

[killian-whump]

Would one be able to keep their face? if Mark had a Commune?(how would one join his?)

I think if one encounters Mark leading a commune, the proper way to join said commune would involve offering him a face.

We won’t ask too many questions beyond that, like how he’s still alive or what happened to the alien invaders, because they seem unimportant. You can trust me on this, as I am a doctor of science.*

*I am not, at all, anything remotely like that. Do not trust me.