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honestly I'm just here for a laugh she/her, 28

[ihopeucomehomesoon]

i’m tired and want something beautiful and big to happen to me

[princessdraconic]

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

[princessdraconic]

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

[princessdraconic]

you were really cute as a newt. . .

[tranthony]

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

[elliespectacular]

[yoda voice] seven, six.

[mote-of-ash]

Hear me out, medieval tabard on women, stockings, short pants, nothing covering the shoulders, yes?

i love medieval tabards, they've occupied an permanent spot in my design toolkit since i was like, 11.

[raysipe1]

Thanos Car wins piston cup

[raysipe1]

Piston cup!

[charlottan]

man of few words i see!

[drememoto]

why you so fuckin small for

[k-mraz]

Pros of vampirism: cool commissions from over 100 years ago. Cons? You have to pay to see them.

[cavegirlpoems]

early magic card: Dawn Hawk late-stage magic card: Hubert Farnsworth, Brilliant Inventor (tm)

early yugioh card: Cabbage Warrior late-stage yugioh card: Twilight Memnosinner Exhuvia

early pokemon card: Diglet late-stage pokemon card: Diglet ZZZ+

[s-aint-elmo]

pass it on!

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[tamamita]

god the pixel art is gorgeous and i love when women are evil and tall

[tamamita]

I love when women are cursed and tall

[bunniope]

how it feels

[depsidase]

[roycohn]

sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME

[senatortedcruz]

[transhuman-priestess]

@zoethesportsblog

[zoesupreme]

a few of my favorites

[zoesupreme]

a new one just dropped

[dappergamelord]

had to add a couple favs from my personal collection

[newpokemoncards]

[pancakeke]

precious internet megabits wasted to send me this stupid fucking email

[badassdemonsword]

[mcmangos]

plus my peanuts got an attitude

[frogmoss1]

i have been thinking about this edit before i even knew it existed. puzzle pieces fit together naturally