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@tangerineasshole
WELCOME! we do not have any type of infestation or fires to worry about, of course!
Feel free to send an ask to any of the following characters: Jack, Dave, Harry, Peter, Dee, and Matt :)
[i should probably add that asks will take a while for me to answer, sorry!]
created by @mewomanjericao <3
*This twinkass is promptly kidnapping Dave in a marge duffel bag*
WAIT, COME BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT-
hey jack kennedy is your brother single
jack, what do you think of your brother's workplace? Do you think you could handle it yourself?
That being said, fuck no. I went near that place once and the smog there was enough to make me cough for a WEEK.
...i heard Peter's the boss now. I should probably call him or something.
im looking for my pet virgin have you seen it around here perhaps (photo for reference)
...please take him if you want to. I beg you Preferably return him soon though. Not many people accept working for a pack of peanuts.
Hey, I'm here for some dude called Jack
Is he here right now?
Like- are you Matt's cousin or something? please don't say you are...
Do I look like I'm related to that Virgin?
I'm honestly offended
Have you ever heard of the multiverse theory...?
Dee used to like these types of stories when she was a little kiddo!
DAVE. dave. davey. can you tell jack to be nicer to harry please please
dave. whats the absolute goofiest thing you pulled at work?
(10 minutes later)
...In my defense, the health inspector decided that he was coming, and i was desperate.
H: Sir, you know you could've asked me first, right? I mean- Why on earth would you ask that virus for information on ANYTHING?
C'mon, it wasn't even that bad! just bein' goofy!
Do you know HOW much bribing that guy was? I had to eat plastic wrappers instead of food for a MONTH!
i love you
imagine if you were for real, pfffttt...
Hello.
This is The Horde Of Giant Scuttlers.
You might know us from other places, but we are opening a branch of our establishment in your Storage Closet.
There is no escape. We live here now.
Best wishes,
The Horde
h: third time this month...
Hey, I'm here for some dude called Jack
Is he here right now?
Like- are you Matt's cousin or something? please don't say you are...
sooo jaCK how did you get that crack in your head?
...can't remember
