[general-george-washington]

[transgambit]

Idk if they did this in the USA too, but in the netherlands they set up a sound system on a Dominos pizza scooter and everytime it drove it would make sounds like mmmmmMMMM Dominos! mmmMMMM tasty tasty (in dutch that's lekker lekker) mmmmMMMM PIZZA! and if it was waiting with the motor running it'd go dominosdominosdominosdominos all in a human voice

i read this message in the middle of the night and legit thought i was imagining it

[transgambit]

i keep thinking about thjs and laughing ao hard my stomach hurts

[colorousme]

here’s the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n17B_uFF4cA 

[lillkogobean]

for the love of god please watch the video i am in stiches

[powpowhammer]

did strong bad make this

[ryebreadgf]

[sugarpopss]

I love pathetic men. Like oh he’s so sad and wet eyed and gross. He’s my mostest specialist boy in the world. He’s gonna put his head in my lap and cry. I’m gonna fuck him and make him breakfast

[notvoid]

[ambrosiadreamer]

i think about this tweet literally every single day

[nudierhythm-deactivated20230621]

I still think it's fucked up that people never post the full chillin on a weekend like usual skit

[tennant]

Santiago Cabrera as Lancelot MERLIN (2008-2012) - “Lancelot” (1.05)

[release-the-sheep]

thinking about fleetwood mac and how they actually sang songs about each other. and performed them. about how much they loved or hated each other like what the fuck how

I mean can you imagine. singing about how somebody broke your heart and they’re literally harmonizing. they’re right fucking there. they’re in touching distance. insanity! complete insanity! I would either break down crying or fully snap and break their neck

fucking. silver springs!!! ‘you’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you!’ no fucking kidding he won’t stevie he’s literally behind you playing the drums! absolute madlads

[doritoprincess]

This live performance feels like I’m watching my parents fighting in the kitchen

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dGykwC0fdJ4

[hamletthedane]

[catchymemes]

[powerpopular]

[publicitypolicy]

babish thanksgiving embarassment

[thememedaddy]

[aseaofquotes]

Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night

[dreaming--and--doing]

“if we make it through december, everything’s gonna be alright, I know.”

if we make it through december

[nothingbutloveforyou]

umm i'm obsessed with you, obviously i will bite you??

[only-tiktoks]

[89words]

“I wish you were not on this earth, but entirely within me, or rather that I were not on this earth, but entirely within you; I feel there is one too many of us; the separation into two people is unbearable.”

— Franz Kafka, Letters to Felice