crowbar in the box

you can message me if you want. I hope you like pokemon. I made a TTRPG! constant muttering in the tags. I like cartoons, comics, and games. I defend civil rights. I am a scientist. I control disease. I am an American citizen. I am not white. I am not straight. current assignment: home

[powpowhammer]

New 📌 for easier browsing.

the TTRPG I made!

people seemed to like these posts.

people seemed to like these tags.

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

Learning how to draw the pokeymans

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

Watch this *makes you attached to living toxic slutch*

[jjinpang]

oops

[upturnedcairn]

what if you were one apple tall and you had a huge timtam and you couldn't eat all of it. because it was too big. you could only take little nibbles out of it.

[stinkbrat]

men

[cloudabserk]

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

[cloudabserk]

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

[cloudabserk]

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

[zmeess]

sword and shield

tip jar!

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[anchovy]

This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like

[parkchanwoohoo]

I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account

It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"

[synibread]

klav headshots and mia lol

[lhoandbehold]

Turns out getting a little silly with it is incredible motivation for my visual development phase, so here are some Guards! Guards! textposts!

[longseasons]

hi handsome

you want me so bad and without fear

[bllmak]

steel samurai con is going great

[i-gave-my-heart-to-rock-n-roll]

Another leak from the new Batman vs Superman movie

[kuttithevangu]

Instead of discussing author identity what if we just said this is an m/m romance with body hair. And this is an m/m romance where everyone is smooth like a dolphin