Your New Stepparent

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[generalghosty]

what if parse and whiskey bonked helmets 😳 and they were both forwards for the aces 😳

[keentpeerson]

bitty/parse is one of the most interesting and dynamic pairings in check please they’re two sides of the same coin and represent so many of the same things in different directions their tension as characters make them a dramatic ship but ultimately they’d be so good together and everyone who disagrees is a coward

[jeanjacketbittle]

what if whiskey realizes he has feelings for tango from watching jack and bitty.

jack and bitty come back for some smh event or something the year after bits graduates and, as most Zimbits At Social Events go, it’s a lot of bitty chatting with everyone while jack sits beside him, holding his waist and looking at him with the fondest look on his face.

and whiskey sees that and is half like “aw good for them” and half like “this is lowkey so embarrassing”

but then like barely fifteen minutes later, as he’s listening to tango ramble to someone he doesn’t recognize about something he’s lost track of, he reaches out unthinkingly to fix tango’s sleeve which is folded weird and just sort of leaves his hand there.

and out of the corner of his eye he sees jack smirking at him from across the kitchen. and whiskey raises an eyebrow bc wtf? it’s not like he and jack really interact much. what could he possibly have-

jack’s smile turns soft as his gaze shifts back to bitty and suddenly whiskey realizes why that fond look is so familiar.

he thinks of the photo of himself and tango and ford that was his phone background all of summer break. thinks of the way he could close his eyes and recall a perfect picture of tango’s features. realizes he’s still touching tango, who has now finished whatever story he’d been telling and is looking at him now, curious and a little concerned.

“everything cool?” tango asks him. he still isn’t pulling away from his touch.

whiskey isn’t pulling away either. “yeah, ‘m good”.

fucked is more like it.

[tangredont]

Another day another hey I can’t come in today can you cover for me sorry I’m away sorry I’m with family no I can’t cover either oh I’m also sick the contract you sent in is invalid please fix so your employees can get paid what do you mean the program doesn’t work big news we’re closing another location you might be next has anyone seen the extra key stop working so much overtime should we maybe get some decorations up in the break room don’t worry guys I’ve got it slay

[ngoziu]

i do think it's funny that writing Bitty is like "oh lord my mini-pies!" and writing Orion is like "you stand before the god of retribution your destiny is to battle me and die"

oh my god do i ship Bitty/Orion

[ngoziu]

Jack: euh what tis ehappening right now

#i love how Orion is like "go ahead touch my chest i'm depressed" # :( #if anyone at DC asks this is AI. #i love that evan cagle is posting the most amazing art for the New Gods series and I'm doing this

[ngoziu]

if it's not clear i'm working on a graphic novel about the red guy

[ngoziu]

I’ve been wanting to do a mini-webcomic for MONTHS (since I finished the screenplay about hockey?) about a hockey team at a fictional university. I’ll try to work through the roster.

Here’s Jack and Bitty–Jack, the captain: Canadian, a hard ass, and hockey robot. Bitty (Eric Bittle), the main character: probably from Georgia, definitely a former figure skating champion.

Already, you feel the hilarity.

[ngoziu]

how did that MINI-COMIC (2 volume nyt bestselling series with a catalogue of tweets) work out?????

[anxietyproblem]

[omgpostsplease]

[ohyoufool]

this fucking sucks I'm going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for your mental health] reinvent myself on a college men's hockey team

[zim-tits]

[tangredont]

I don’t know Steve Irwin I only know the Australian Paralympic troupe

[tangredont]

Paralympics opening is just better because it’s 1) fewer athletes and easier to see your faves, and 2) on the ground not the fucking water with wet camera lenses

[tangredont]

Norway with the fanny packs!!! The golf dad fits!!! Kashafali with the flag my boy<333

[tangredont]

Malasia, Malawi, Maldives and Mali are just a line up of amazing ceremony kits

[tangredont]

Some of the nations have volunteers acting as support for wheelchair users and visually impaired and it is so painfully obvious that experience or training was not a requirement

[tangredont]

Missed the beginning but after the Olympics opening ceremony I honestly only watch the opening for the athletes outfits

[tangredont]

Indonesia won the Paralympics opening ceremony

[ericrichardbittlejr]

What’s in my bag - Chris “Chowder” Chow (in his sophomore year)

(Lardo) (Bitty) (Jack)