sacktheAvenger (sA) started shit with wyrdWyrm (wW)
wW: Do you happen to know what Chris is doing?
sA: No, sorry. Maybe ask Roman?
sA: He is Chris’ server player after all.
wW: Roman...isn't online.
sA: Why do you ask where Chris is? Isn’t he playing S∆ with you right now?
wW: However, he stopped building up my staircase to the gates, and I’m wondering why.
sA: What do you think happened to him?
wW: I hope he didn't die.
wW: I seriously do, if only for the reason that he’s my server player and I need him to continue the game.
sA: Well, he is an annoying shit sometimes, but he’s necessary for the game.
A bit of silence goes on, and Shelly breaks the silence.
wW: So what’d you start shit with me about?
sA: I need you to help me with building up the gates.
sA: I’m back at my house, I’ve explored my planet, but now I can’t find Connadesprite. :c
wW: Of course I'll help. Pull up my server tab and we'll get you to the first gate.
wW: Well, Froostsprite explained them to me, in a nutshell.
wW: Essentially, they transport you to various places throughout this “Medium” we’re in.
wW: There are allegedly 23 gates to go through. They bring you to something called a "denizen".
wW: It’s like the boss of your planet.
sA: As in video game boss?
sA: Okay. How tough is this guy exactly?
wW: ...You might need a better scythe than a butcher knife attached to a cane.
David takes his scythe out of his backpack and swings it around in the air. He notices the blade is getting a bit dull, and he enters his house once again. He looks for the knife block and finds the whetting rod. He starts sharpening the blade while talking with Shelly.
sA: So how do I get a better scythe rather than going to my local Scythes-R-Us?
wW: There’s this thing called Alchemizing with the Alchemiter. I believe we should try it before doing anything else.
wW: Although you can only duplicate items at the moment, I think if we find a way to create new items we should be good to go.
David starts to climb to his roof to his Alchemiter, which has only been used once, for the magenta window pane. He decides to stop climbing and grab a few things to Alchemize with when he gets to it.
He runs throughout his house, grabbing a container of cookies, some video games, his scythe, his laptop, several blades, a stuffed panda, four graphic tees, a fedora sent to him by Jack (because it’s just that awesome), three CDs, a baseball bat, a bicycle helmet, an electric drill, a fruit basket, and two books. He puts them all in his pack (in various compartments because he does not want the blades scratching up the video games or his laptop, or the panda for that matter), dons the fedora, and starts climbing up the side of his house, backpack in tow. Once he reaches the top, he examines the Alchemiter. It was a white, pure white machine with various attachments probably used to create the items. But how is he supposed to combine the items like Shelly said? Throw them on there? Put in a code? David is not sure. He thinks of putting one item on the big pedestal and one on the little one. He ponders this notion for a moment, wondering if it would work. He says screw it, let’s do this. He puts a blade on the little pedestal and the cookies on the big pedestal, and lo and behold there sits on the big pedestal, in the place of the cookies and the blade, eighteen metal throwing star-cookies.
David picks up the throwing star cookie. It cuts him, and he drops it like one of those hot potatoes that are fabled throughout history. He messages Shelly with a partially bleeding hand.
sA: I think I figured it out!
sA: We place the item that we want the attributes of on the smaller pedestal and we place the item that we want the base of on the larger pedestal!
wW: But why a blade and a package of cookies?
sA: Because why the hell not! >:D
sA: No but really why not. Seemed like a good idea.
sA: Let’s try some more stuff!
He places Inhuman Rampage on the smaller pedestal and the fruit basket on the larger. He waits a few seconds, and again with the lo and behold there are fruit grenades on his Alchemiter. They seem like they are very dangerous and should only be used in emergencies. Hell, they probably shouldn’t be used at all, because who knows what will happen when one explodes?
David decides he’ll try combining the two items he created. He puts the container of cookie throwing stars on the less dimensional pedestal and the fruit grenades on the bigger pedestal. He waits for a moment, and all of a sudden there are fruity throwing star-shrapnel grenades, a set of eighteen. He sees that they have pretty much no use to him, as he wields a scythe, but he’ll figure it out later.
He gets a message from Shelly;
wW: You realize that your throwing star grenade shenanigans cost you over a quarter of your build grist?
sA: It’s not like the imps aren’t being spawned anymore. >_>
David wants to combine his scythe with the fruity throwing star-shrapnel grenades, although he does not want to lose his scythe. He ponders it for a moment, and then realizes something: if he were to put only his scythe on the small pedestal, would it create another of it on the larger? He tries it out.
David waits a few seconds, and out comes another scythe. He repeats this process twice more until he has four scythes, all identical to one another. He smiles and messages Shelly to see how much build grist that took up.
sA: How much build grist do we have?
wW: On my server? I believe you’ve collected so much it’s hardly made another dent.
wW: I don’t think cloning costs as much as mixing attributes.
sA: Alright, I think I’m going to do some more Alchemizing.
David continues throwing things on the Alchemiter to see what comes out. He puts a koala t-shirt on the smaller pedestal and the electric drill on the larger one. He wonders what will come out of this abomination of a combination. Hey that rhymed! We try, all the time… deh. The incredibly handsome narrator creys.
And out comes a wonderfully twisted object: a living koala with drills for arms.
The koala tries to stand up, but falls on its face and starts drilling through David’s roof. He picks it up by its torso and gently sets it down on the larger platform of the Alchemiter. Hopefully it doesn’t start drilling the Alchemiter. That would be pure suckage. PURE suckage. All of the pure suckage. All of it.
David quickly nabs the baseball bat and sets it on the small platform, as best as it will fit. He waits a few seconds, and behold the mighty…
Bat-winged-drill-handed koala with a baseball bat for a tail.
sA: What did I just make.
wW: What did you just make.
sA: Ahahaha that timing xD
sA: But seriously this scares me what the hell do.
wW: Try neutralizing it with something else, but I dunno what else. Just keep calm and alchemize on.
David feels like this might be a bad idea, although whatever, he has enough build grist. He takes the winged-drilled koala and puts it on the big pedestal, then snatches The Angel Experiment and puts it on the small platform.
This combo creates an eagle-winged version of the aforementioned mutated koala. Why does David do this? The world may never know.
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