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Interesting. Is this your first complaint, then, Malik?

Probably not. Use the line to pick up girls then take them on a proper date. Usually no complaints. Usually.

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@axel: just y*kes :)))))))

@tanner: :))))))

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I’m not one for pick up lines. Shit’s cheesy and well, I’m not. I’ll use my charm with something actually romantic.

I’ll take this as a challenge. I bet you I can pick up a date with just that one line, Ax.

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@axeltomlinson: y*kes

@tanner: hm?

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And that truly works, you say? Hm. Would’ve thought that they’d like something a little more – y’know, sweet.

It's always worked for me, and I've never had any complaints.

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-.. Well with a face like that, anything is bound to work either way.

Now that is what I like to hear. My face usually gets me what I want, but you should try that line on someone sometime. Works like a bloody charm.

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See, Luc, works like a bloody charm.

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– and that usually works for you?

‘course it does, gorgeous. hey, how you doin’?

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‘My mate asked me how I go about picking up birds. I told him; it’s quite simple, really. What I do, honestly, is look a woman up and down and say hey, how you doin’? Usually works like a damn charm.’

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