the distance to dreaming

i've never been anything but a clever girl. this was never meant to be about you, it was to be about you realizing it's all about the people around you.♥

[tannheimergirrl]

[pikeisaman]

This was top tier comedy in middle school let me tell you

[jump-n-shootman-deactivated2019]

this is still top tier comedy today

[sixpenceee]

[wetheurban]

It’s all about mindset.

[theonion]

Comey: ‘What Can I Say, I’m Just A Catty Bitch From New Jersey And I Live For Drama’

[wombshaker]

Friendly reminder: Someone holding you accountable is not the same as someone “attacking” you

[creamynut]

*inserts hard pill to swallow meme*

[gifsboom]

[tobedeleted-docoriki-deactivate]

@mayorclaypuppington @batterswing

[jemeryl]

MAJESTIC MAJESTIC MAJESTIC *blip blorp blip blorp bloop borp*

[elcilantro]

[baby3k-deactivated20131029]

power stance

[howwolf]

I see your power stance and raise you

a majestic mermaid

[stonerparty]

[politicalsci]

[liberalsarecool]

Message to America: we are goin left. This ‘center-left’ and ‘center-right’ bullshit status quo politics is dead. The center gets nothing done. #BlueWave

[mysharona1987]

One film critic: “Rogue One was just $200 million spent on filling in a plot hole.” Me: “Well, yeah, but it was a plot hole that needed answering, in fairness. Everyone has wondered for decades why the Death Star had such a fatal design flaw in the first place.”

Answer: Because architect Hannibal Lecter was out to get those space nazi mother fuckers and was sabotaging them from the start.

That was perfect.

[mysharona1987]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[manfuckyopride]

remember when rihanna used to put a new album out every year

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

Scream Queens season 1 is a near perfect work of art.

Fight me on this.   

[mysharona1987]

The email scene *alone*.

I had never actually realized the word “trollop” could still be considered a grave insult.

[practicalsmagic]

I’M SCREAMING

[bergaramadejs]

[soundscenario]

[liberalsarecool]

Haley is ambition without any principles or values.