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“ Boys are assholes. Some are assholes all of the time. All are assholes SOME OF the time. It’s just how boys are. Mostly, boys are assholes. But girls - girls can be evil. ”
independent COURTNEY CRIMSEN & HANNAH BAKER from 13 Reason’s Why. @tapedlies
School-Related Sentence Starters
Everyday
“Did we have homework?”
“Please be my lab partner.”
“Can I borrow a pencil?”
“I really don’t want to talk in front of the whole class…”
“Can I copy off of you real quick?”
“Do you think the teacher is hot?”
“It’s not cheating. It’s just teamwork.”
“Do you think the new kid is hot?”
“Pretty sure the teacher is out to get me…”
“You are…so dumb…”
“Was Shakespeare gay?”
“Please tell me you didn’t start the project either.”
“If I do it at the last minute, then I’ll have a minute.”
“Can I borrow your notes?”
“This class is so boring…”
“Am I in the right classroom?”
“Someone drew a dick in my textbook.”
“Do you know where the nurse’s office is?”
“Someone put a picture of Shrek in my locker.”
“I can’t wait to graduate…”
“Meet me in the bathroom/gym/locker room later. I need to tell you something.”
Exams
“I forgot about the midterm.”
“I’m gonna FAIL.”
“Shut up! You always say you’re going to fail, and then you get an A.”
“Please help me study.”
“If I don’t pass, my parents are going to KILL me.”
“Do you ever think about how studying is just ‘student’ and ‘dying’ put together?”
“I live at the library now.”
“Do you need help with the chapter?”
“I don’t even know what I don’t know.”
“I’m afraid that they’ll revoke my scholarship.”
“I HAVE to be at the top of the class.”
“Do you even know how to read?”
“I don’t even get the Sparknotes…”
“Maybe I’ll be okay if I pick A for every answer…I have to get an A, right?”
“I don’t need to go to college anyway.”
“Sleep is for the weak.”
“I just did 200 practice problems. I forgot my own name.”
“I remember that shrimp can see more colors than we can, but I don’t remember the vocabulary words for the test.”
“Your notes are just doodles.”
Lunchtime
“What’s for lunch?”
“Please trade lunches with me.”
“I dare you to fling your peas at the principal.”
“There’s NO way I’m eating that.”
“All I have are skittles and an old Oreo.”
“I would kill for a taco right now.”
“Lunch is the only class I can do well in.”
“There’s pizza today.”
“Is that a bug in your sandwich?”
“Ugh, this is expired.”
“Is this seat taken?”
“I can’t eat that, I’m on a diet.”
“Did you make this?”
“If you give me a dollar, I’ll love you forever.”
“I made brownies.”
“Let’s eat outside today.”
“Do you think we could get pizza delivered to the school?”
“You’re in my seat.”
“These freshmen think that they can just take our table…”
Gym
“I can’t run for my life.”
“Don’t throw the ball at me!!”
“Why do you look so red?”
“I’m DYING.”
“It’s just sports! What could go wrong?”
“I can’t run anymore.”
“Your team is going DOWN.”
“Are you okay?!”
“You really suck at this, don’t you?”
“Think fast!”
“Is that the best you can do?”
“I dare you to race me.”
“I think the gym teacher is a supersoldier.”
Uniforms / Clothes
“I HATE these pants/skirts.”
“Do you think anyone would notice if I wore pajamas?”
“I haven’t washed my gym clothes in a week…”
“I should be allowed to wear whatever I want.”
“Can you believe they called my outfit ‘inappropriate’?!”
“I’m so sick of seeing (school color).”
“I wear this uniform in my dreams. I mean, in my nightmares.”
“Those are the most hideous shoes I’ve ever seen.”
“Do you think her/his girl/boyfriend got her that?”
“Did your boy/girlfriend really buy you that?”
“Class rings are overrated.”
“We should totally get matching hoodies.”
“What show/movie is your shirt from?”
“I can see your underwear.”
Detention
“Wanna skip?”
“I can’t believe I’m in here.”
“Welcome, prince(ss)! Is this your first time?”
“That teacher DESERVED to be cursed out, okay?”
“I didn’t even do anything wrong…”
“Fuck the police.”
“They put me in here just for being late…”
“Did you actually bash the principal’s car?”
“A little thing like you managed to beat the crap out of someone?”
“You look like you don’t belong in here.”
“This is prison.”
“I tried to stab a kid with a pencil.”
“They think I’ll learn my lesson in here? I’m going to do it again.”
“All I did was a little graffiti.”
“I’m taking a nap.”
I can’t exactly describe how I feel but it’s not quite right. And it leaves me cold.
F. Scott Fitzgerald (via diesxirae)
also if you’re cool with pre-established relationships/dynamics where we skip all the awkwardness of starting to roleplay with someone new and jump straight to plotting a little and tagging each other in stuff hmu
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❛ i’ll go on a date with you. ❜ & there was a certain entitlement behind her phrase, as if she could simply decide by herself. she froze behind him ( please stop walking ). ❛ you have to make a promise. ❜
@errat pressed play // sc.
❛ hey ❜ head tilts as he looks at her, hazel hues attempting to catch azure ones. he can see there’s something just beyond the surface, something serious brewing. there’s a soft smile before he holds up a cassette, ❛ lemme play you a tape and let’s get some food in you, yeah ? ❜
@tapedlies pressed ▶
❛ as long as it’s not that emotional soft rock shit. ❜ she grins, eyebrow raising. ❛ you’re like a teenage grandmother, always feeding your kids. not that i’d ever want to be your kid ------ no offense. ❜ delicate hands snatched the tape out of his hand, twirling it in between her fingers.
i have decided to make a snapchat for tumblr!!! the URL is hervictories and i am so excited to use this wtf so like add me and shi t
guys i am eating the best american cereal why has nobody exposed this to me before ?? also i need to do a tag dump and icon today someone keep me on track thx
absolutely nothing.
i know what you are all thinking. hannah baker is a slut. i’ve heard so many stories, i don’t know which one is the most popular, but i do know which is the least popular. THE TRUTH. independent & private hannah baker from 13 reasons why / penned by abigail.
consider this a starter call of sort !
helmet * !
startled from the baker’s jump and a small smile appears on the jensen’s face. ❛ wh- hey. –––me ? please be a bag of candy. ❜ he smirked, and a small chuckle as he stared at the bag that she dangled in front of him.
❛ yes, i 100 % made a mistake. this is ------ completely & totally not yours. ❜ she pulls the bag close to her reaching into it, before smacking a journal against his chest. ❛ you’re welcome to eat it like candy. ❜
i know what you are all thinking. hannah baker is a slut. i’ve heard so many stories, i don’t know which one is the most popular, but i do know which is the least popular. THE TRUTH. independent & private hannah baker from 13 reasons why / penned by abigail.
G U I L T –– a word that has so much power for emotion to a human being. can consume you and make you feel that pit of hell, whether or not you’ve done any harm. G R I E F –– that undeniable pain, of loss and hurting for something or someone you cherish so much. L O V E –– everyone hurts from it, everyone wants it, everyone NEEDS it. all of these emotions, these feelings. be careful with them. because L I F E is precious, and everyone deserves it. written by k //. selective. multiverse. multifandom.
