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mijulanwings

🖌Елена Черткова (lander_art)

emilydickinsane

ot3s my beloved>>>>>>

edit: how could I not add these three divas

boardsdonthitback

Jackie Chan, Donnie Yen - Shanghai Knights (2003)

tinheart

dogpuppy

He is my princess diana

assiraphales

its always the tiny gay cowboy and his tiny gay roman boyfriend, never the bi cowboy and his bi cowboy/martial artist boyfriend. owen wilson didn’t play a fruity western boy TWICE to be disrespected like that

assiraphales

no bc I’m being serious! we’ve been way too quiet about them for way too long!!!!!!

assiraphales

pls watch these (shanghai noon and shanghai knights) and give these romantic besties ur love! it’s literally a western romcom

assiraphales

valid valid valid valid

keepcalmandcarriefischer

Tfw you are at taco bell and you grab the wrong size lid for your drink and you dont want to throw it away bc that's wasteful and just adds more plastic into the worlds landfills but you can't put it back bc you dont want to spread germs and how would you feel if someone did that to you plus no one is vaccinated any more so who knows you might end up killing some small child, but throwing the lid away is basically on par with killing thousands as you do nothing to fight global warming, I mean what are you doing in taco bell anyways? Dont you care about the environment? Dont you care about your own health? You should be drinking water from a glass that was washed with earth friendly soap. Why can't our government get anything right ever? It's all money and power! Corrupt money and power! Money should be abolished. We should have global communism! Would that mean no more taco bell tho?

beany-bo-beany

Is this what overthinking is like?

keepcalmandcarriefischer

Seeing as how I spent the rest of the day with a taco bell lid in my hoodie pocket, I think I can answer, "yes"

bee-whistler

Another thing I realized today is that some comedy bits from Jerry Lewis movies are funnier than I thought. This will mean nothing to a lot of younger people because most of those films were even before my time.

But a lot of the bits made me cringe. Like, why is he still doing the thing if it’s so awkward and messy, or excessively loud, and people are staring at him? And why are they just staring, why don’t they do something or say something?

I got it today. It’s like trying to blend in but feeling like you aren’t, or that people are staring at you. It’s like trying to do something really quietly but every sound seems like it’s in an ASMR video. It’s coming into the event late and trying to slip in inconspicuously but somehow you just keep drawing attention. It’s the person just trying to do the thing without any malice, or intent to make trouble, but it just keeps going wrong, and no one is helping, just watching you struggle. Ye gods, that hits so hard!

bunnywrites

diego luna at cannes film festival 2026

rlm-11

Just a reminder, do NOT watch that fuckass dumbass documentary coming out today,

Even if you’re curious. Don’t watch it, do not allow Netflix to profit off your curiosity

darklinaforever

So the show about Darth Maul gets a season 2 before the release/airing of season 1, but The Acolyte didn't get a second season? Is this a joke?

lokislady17

We don’t know what the future holds but at the very least, it’s vindicating that our love for the Acolyte and our effort to get it revived is being noticed.

sarina-skywalker

Red Hot Take: I actually love The Acolyte and am angry it got canceled to this day.

Qimir is hot.

Especially when he was pretending to be a dummy himbo

R.I.P Jecki Lon. You were the cutest little Swiss Cheese jedi. My shaylaaaaa

Depressed Dilf 😔

Mae just being a straight up Ninja Assassin was badass

Osha being the silly

THIS SCENE WASNT DUMB, EVERY LIGHTSABER BLEED WE'VE SEEN LOOKED DIFFERENT! VADER WAS ALWAYS AN EXPLOSIVE RAGE MONSTER AND THE CRYSTAL HE WAS BLEEDING WAS NOT HIS AND WAS FIGHTING AGAINST HIM, DAGAN'S RAGE WAS SIMILARLY EXPLOSIVE AND THE CRYSTAL WAS HIS. OSHA'S RAGE WAS FAR MORE CONCENTRATED AND THE CRYSTAL WAS STILL IN THE LIGHTSABER WHILE SHE WAS BLEEDING IT! HER CASE WAS EXTREMELY SPECIFIC!