tarantinoesque

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

Okay, but can we talk about the development of the atlantic blue marlin for second?

WOW

[inkbirdart]

Look how cute the little babies are omg!!

[flyingcuttlefish-deactivated202]

90% EYEBALL

[greelin]

*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that *feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either

[just--space]

[vivienvalentino]

Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.

Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop* 

Everyone:

[thejusticethatissocial]

on one hand this is hysterically funny, but on the other someone’s gonna get lit on fire or blown up at this rate lmao

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[hungry-hobbits]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[baelonthebrave]

when you fail a level 20 times and the loading screen is like “remember you can always change the difficulty setting in the options menu!! :))”

[kodaksnacks-blog]

I’m fucking deaddd

[daniajuana-blog]

That ain’t no fence

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My headphones are IN… WHYYYY are you TALKING TO ME

[blackrebelz-deactivated20240608]

#LMAO #me

[timebombtown]

Lady Bird (Greta Gerwig, 2017)

[unpretty]

i bought an echo and a wifi lightbulb just so i could say “computer, turn off the light” instead of getting out from under the covers to flip the switch

[unpretty]

problem found: my husband keeps yelling for the echo to play certain songs before he enters the bedroom so he can have entrance music appropriate to his mood

[vaspider]

this sounds like the opposite of a problem

[gif87a-com]

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

I just choked on my sandwich holy shit

[surprisebitch]

one shot, one kill

[anotherconservator]

[nojillnolife]

[boardsdonthitback]

Bruce Lee vs. Robert Wall - Way Of The Dragon (1972)

[bigfloridaboy]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by fistfullofcookies)

Why do parents always assume their kid is lazy when they get bad grades? Like maybe help your kids by talking to them, not punishing them. This is how I failed math and didn’t even know I had number dyslexia for years.

[thesecretkeith]

When my sister was in high school she struggled a LOT with math. Like I know a lot of people find it really difficult (myself included), but I mean she was really really bad at it. She has always been a very smart, creative and sensitive person, but math made no sense to her, to the point where passing seemed impossible.

I will always remember that twice a week, around the kitchen table, my sister would sit down with my dad for hours, and they would try to work out her math homework. I should mention that my dad is an artist, and art teacher. Truth be told I think he struggled with math just as much if not more then she did. But twice a week you could hear them downstairs, going back and forth, trying to figure it out together. Some nights would be smooth and easy, some nights I could hear them arguing from one floor up about factors or equations, not in anger but in mutual frustration.

I remember the day that she passed. My sister couldn’t wait until my dad’s school day ended, so she called him at work. She gleefully announced to him “I got a D-!”. We could hear him through the phone as he exclaimed “She got a D!” excitedly to his class. Still through the phone we heard his students clapping, laughing and whooping in congratulations. Seldom has a grade in our household been so celebrated.

Just thought a shitty picture like this should be accompanied by a story about a person’s parents who actually gave a shit about helping their kid instead of mocking and punishing them.

[justsomeonereloadable]

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