Keeping the peace in your local target

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This weekend I'm going to try to find out if I'm connected to David Lynch.

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Maybe I should start making ominous posts in relation to the president so that I get visited by federal agents. They might be cute guys so idk. 😳🤪

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McRib is back

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Most kissable Trump cabinet member of 2024 2/2

William McGinley (White House counsel)

Kristi Noem (Secretary of homeland security)

John Ratcliffe (CIA director)

Tulsi Gabbard (Director of national intelligence)

Lee Zeldin (EPA administrator)

Brendan Carr (FCC chairman)

Mike Huckabee (U.S. ambassador to Israel)

Jay Clayton (U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York)

Vivek Ramaswamy (Department of Government Efficiency)

Taylor Budowich (Deputy chief of staff for communications and personnel)

Steven Cheung (White House communications director)

Karoline Leavitt (White House press secretary)

Voting ended onNov 26, 2024

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Most kissable Trump cabinet member of 2024 (1/2)

Sean Duffy (Secretary of transportation)

Chris Wright (Secretary of energy)

Doug Burgum (Interior secretary)

Michael Waltz (National security adviser)

Doug Collins (Secretary of veterans affairs)

Pete Hegseth (Defense secretary)

Tom Homan (Border Czar)

Elise Stefanik (U.N. ambassador)

RFK (HHS secretary)

Todd Blanche (Deputy attorney general)

Marco Rubio (Secretary of state)

Susie Wiles (White House chief of staff)

Voting ended onNov 26, 2024

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Mike Tyson is going to beat the shit out of that dumbass youtuber.

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WTFFFFFFFF

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I just got durnk and accidentally came out to my dad lol

My step-mom said she knew the whole time.

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Mike Tyson is going to beat the shit out of that dumbass youtuber.

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Why would anyone want to ever eat deep fried butter? There is no upside. Cigarettes on the other hand, have several upsides!

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My mirror forgot to come to work today 🤦

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I miss my mirror. I don't even remember what I look like anymore. My flesh could be peeling off my face and I wouldn't even know.

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When I saw this in the mail, my eyes bulged out of my head and I started hyperventilating. I ran in a frenzy to take this picture, send it to my laptop, edit out all the personal details, and post it.

I guess you could say i kinda like David Lynch in a normal way that is neither deranged nor off-putting. I am a normal person.

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So true<3

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Many such cases

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There's always a silver lining!

Donald Trump can't run for president in 2028

You no longer need to keep googling "2024 United States Presidential Election"

We can all forget that Kamala Harris's VP Tim (Walsh?) exists, saving the American people a collective terabyte of brain storage.

Ice cream and lollygagging is still legal.

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Hope you guys didn't follow for my genius political insight because I'm kinda busy looking at man titty pic

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I'm not busy now so here's my political insight

Trump has made plans to visit each American one on one, call them his little pogchamp, and kiss them on the cheek. I've already received my kiss.

Kamala Harris would likely have won the presidency if she had picked Vermin supreme as her VP.

Trump and Biden are getting married.

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Hope you guys didn't follow for my genius political insight because I'm kinda busy looking at man titty pic

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If a hot guy said I would be his concubine if I voted for Kamala Harris, I'd crash my car through the polling place so fast it would create a sonic boom.

Too bad he isn't hot. Guess I'll vote in 2028 😒

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OMG! Bullseye! Hi!!!