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[taro-shortcake]

ძіᥒᥱ-іᥒ ᥆r 𝗍ᥲkᥱ-᥆ᥙ𝗍 .ᐟ? ಄

🍰 MEET THE CHEF: ☆ taro-kun ☆ any + neos! ☆ did system. ☆ est. 08 ☆ latinx. ☆

🍰 SOCIALS: ☆ insta. ☆ twt. ☆ strawpage. ☆

🍰 LINKS: ☆ masterlist. ☆ req sheet. ☆ pronoun page. ☆

requests are OPEN!

**commissions are OPEN! please DM me if interested!! i’m in a tough situation and need support!! <3 🧁**

[taro-shortcake]

Different anon here

But like

I fear lesboys aren't valid in any way?

You can be a lesbian if you are a man

Lesbian meaning is: denoting or relating to women who are sexually ot romantically attracted exclusively to other women, or to sexual attraction or activity between women

So Trans men, queer men, they can NOT be lesbian because they are MALE, is a tran man says he's a lesboy, he's just a straight Trans man.

I'm a queer man myself btw, so I'm saying this with my ENTIRE chest

queer and trans masc people can be lesboys in the case that they feel a strong connection to lesbianism!! it is as much of an identity as a sexuality, and both of those things are subjective!

the definition of lesbianism i base myself on to say this is: attraction between two non-men.

so as long as the person identifies themselves as non male and they feel a sapphic attraction to other non men/a connection to lesbianism and femininity, they are free to call themselves a lesboy.

[taro-shortcake]

guys we MIGHT… come back…. soon…….

[the-local-bohg-witch]

Do not forget the other victims of ICE

as much as we must mourn and stand in solidarity with Renee Nicole Good, please do not forget the other victims of ice raids, who are not white. Silverio Villegas González, a cook from mexico who was dropping his son off at daycare and was murdered Jaime Alanis, a farmer from mexico who fell off a green house at the farm where he worked to send money to his wife and daughter Roberto Carlos Montoya Valdez, a father and grandfather from Guatemala who was hit by a car Josué Castro Rivera, a garden from Honduras who was struck by a car And so many others who were killed or are dying in detention centres, prisons ect racial bias is always something we must be aware of, Renee will be focused on because she was a white woman and a US citizen, but do not forget all the other victims of ICE, may they all rest in power

[thememedaddy]

[grepevine]

Toxic alive yaoi for my dear friend

[nacrelithos]

[zzoupz]

I drew these emo cats

[jay-auris]

The problem: you are Michael Bublé, it is 2011 and you would like to make a Christmas album. Your producers want you to sing the classic Christmas song "Santa, Baby," but if you sing it as intended, it's gonna come off as, like, super gay

The proposed solution: you will rewrite the lyrics to the song to imply a platonic friendship between yourself and the man in red, making Santa a real bro who's gonna help you get laid by some hunnies, with cool, masculine gifts like a steel blue convertible, a yacht and tickets to a Canadian hockey game

The reality: the combination of the eroticism of your voice and the inherently sexual vibes of the song means you create a story about a closeted gay guy desperately repressing his desire to - as the kids say - fuck that old man, no homo'ing your way through asking him to trim your tree, promising you'll be such a good boy if he treats you well, and begging him to slide down your chimney

[questionableyeball]

arguably the funniest genius annotation ever

[mikkeneko]

[kosmogrl]

its really the last month of 2025… what the fuck

[kosmogrl]

[taro-shortcake]

Are lesboys(lesbian boys) valid?

IMO!!! fuck yeah! as long as the lesboy in question is queer/gnc and they feel identified with the label then they’re totally free to use it!

for example, a cisgender man cannot use it (and i don’t think he would want to anyways) but a trans person or a nonbinary person definitely could!

[taro-shortcake]

i’ll write soon enough, my reqs are mostly smut and i’ve been depressed so the only thing i write is angst LMAO but trust me i’ll be back SOON

ily all <33

[taro-shortcake]

|| — 🌱 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡 ! <3

🐾 INFO: ☆ rocky. ☆ they/them + neos! ☆ did system. ☆ est. 00s ☆ south american. ☆

🐾 SOCIALS: ☆ insta. ☆ twt. ☆ strawpage. ☆ ao3. ☆

🐾 LINKS: ☆ masterlist. ☆ req sheet. ☆ pronoun page. ☆

requests are OPEN!

**commissions are OPEN! please DM me if interested!! i’m in a tough situation and need support!! <3 🌱**

[taro-shortcake]

HEY GUYS!!!

so, i’m going to write more reqs now that im more free, but i need your help!!!

i am opening commissions! if you are interested in commissioning me for a fanfic you really want to be made with some heart and soul, feel free to DM me!

i’m in a tough situation currently; home life is hard and we’re tight on money, so i need you guys’ support!! <33

[taro-shortcake]

bae come back to me…

BAE I'M BACK I'M SORRY </33 currently tryna catch up on requests teehee

[taro-shortcake]

hi. can have nsfw alphabet with brian thomas please. i beg you.🙏 (sorry, im writing through a translator.)

Note: this took me SO LONG. i am sorry. but i'm trying to be back trust trust ily anons <33

NSFW Alphabet with Brian!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Brian is a little mean in bed, he likes to overstimulate you until you’re crying and shaking, so he’ll make sure to take proper care of you afterwards! if you want a bath or snacks, he’s on it.

Hoodie on the other hand won’t be as attentive, but will still hug you and play with your hair caringly while you fall asleep. And then he’ll leave, or if he doesn’t to do anything, he’ll stay and watch you sleep.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Both Brian and Hoodie love your eyes. How pretty they are, how you look at him, how tears fall from them because of the overstimulation he provides you.

Brian’s favorite part of his body is his hands. they’re nice hands, and he can feel you up and make you feel good with them. Hoodie doesn’t really have a favorite part of his body.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) on your ass, stomach, or face. he’ll cum inside if you ask, but he’ll be a little hesitant to do so. he cums a normal amount of, it’s a bit thicker though.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) sometimes when you’re on the phone with him and he’s very needy, he palms himself to your voice. you could be there talking about the most trivial, boring shit ever, and he’s over there handling his boner while listening to your voice.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) he wasn’t a player back in high school, but we can all see how handsome he is, so he definitely has had a few lays. idk about relationships though, he doesn’t seem interested in those. not until you came along, at least.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) doggy or leap frog. he just has this thing for cumming all over your ass, and those are positions in which he can do that.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) maybe Brian can crack a joke or two about how sensitive you are or how good you taste, he’s a tease. Hoodie is usually silent, don’t expect much verbal communication from him at all.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) he doesn’t grow much hair, but what he grows he keeps trimmed. not completely shaved, just trimmed.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) sometimes Brian will feel more romantic and be super intimate with you!! Hoodie mostly has sex with you because he’s frustrated so he’ll be more rough though- sorry :[ (unless you like that-)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) not often. before you, he doesn’t really need to do that on a regular basis, only when he happens to have an erection and has to get it done with. after you, he’d rather just fuck you instead.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) i think i might’ve seen this hc somewhere but I absolutely think that Brian would love to see you in lingerie. if it’s lacy you’re driving him insane.

Hoodie has a corruption kink, he’ll want to see you start taking in his bad habits like smoking or doing drugs now and then.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Brian loves to make it very romantic, so he’ll want to do it in private places like your bedroom or the bathtub.

Hoodie prefers free access: whenever he wants it, wherever he wants it. If he wants you right after coming back from a mission, you better be ready.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) For Brian, to just see you doing normal stuff like reading or watching a movie while you’re wearing just a shirt of his and your underwear, that would make him pounce on you asap.

For Hoodie, it’s seeing you indulge in the bad habits he passed down to you. If he finds you smoking a cigarette on the porch, he’s dragging you inside the house immediately.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Brian wouldn’t hurt you any further than spanking, not even if you asked. Hoodie might be a little more rough, he wouldn’t go to the point of drawing blood though.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Both would rather give. Brian is pretty skilled, he makes you cum more than once in 10 minutes, and Hoodie would rather edge you for like half an hour before making you cum the hardest.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Brian will mostly want to be slow and sensual, unless he’s really pent up and really needs you, in which occasion he’ll be a little more rough. Hoodie is rough, but he loves controlling your orgasm, so he’ll make sure you last at least two hours before he lets you cum.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Both Brian and Hoodie are fine with quickies. If you really need it, no problem.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) Hoodie will probably make you experiment stuff without you asking… and as for Brian he’s fine with doing new things to you, he’s a little hesitant about you doing anything to him. (as in for example I don’t think he’d let you peg him 🧍)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) Oh, this man lasts at LEAST an hour and a half. With Hoodie, definitely expect more than one round.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) Not toys per se, but things like ropes and handcuffs that Hoodie stole are things that you can incorporate in bed. oh, Hoodie would also use his gun as a prop.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) Brian is a bit of a tease, but he can’t hold back much with you. Hoodie, as I mentioned previously, would edge tf out of you. Edge you for hours.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Brian grunts and sighs enough for it to be pleasant. Hoodie is mostly dead silent unless he’s commanding you to do something.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) If he’s got days-long missions, Hoodie’s taking a pair of your panties with him. Also, expect phone sex with Brian. And probably sexting with Hoodie.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) Fairly muscular, not like BUILT but you can tell he has some muscles alright. BLOND HAPPY TRAIL 🤤🤤🤤 now about that dihh; not as girthy as Tim's but still has good girth, you can feel that thing alr, but it is on the longer side (a little under 7 inches)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Brian isn't super needy, he really just adjusts to how high yours is. Hoodie isn't going to fuck you every night, either, but when he wants it, he's not taking no for an answer.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Brian falls asleep a little after you, he likes to watch you fall asleep. Unless he's sleep deprived from missions, then he'll fall asleep almost immediately after you're done 😭

Hoodie will watch you sleep, unless he has somewhere to be, then he'll make sure you're asleep before leaving.

[taro-shortcake]

Masterlist!

🍰= fluff 🍒 = smut 🧁 = angst 🍪 = headcanons

GRAVITY FALLS Stan Pines — Cold (🧁) Ford Pines — Gunplay (🍒) Bill Cipher — NSFW Alphabet(🍪🍒)

SALLY FACE Sal with a girly, sweet s/o! (🍰🍪)

MOUTHWASHING Daisuke — Honeymoon (🍒) Helping Captain Curly 'relax' (🍒)

CREEPYPASTAS Eyeless Jack with a m!s/o who cooks for him! (🍰🍪) Eyeless Jack with s/o who's into bloodplay! (🍒) Masky/Tim with a girly, sweet s/o! (🍰🍪) Tim general headcanons (🍪) Laughing Jack with a girly, sweet s/o! (🍰🍪) Laughing Jack meets tm!reader in a haunted house! (🍰🍪) BEN with each MBTI s/o! (🍪) BEN with s/o who has an 80s metal style! (🍰🍒🍪) Tim Wright — NSFW Alphabet (🍒) Tim Wright — Holiday Special (🍒)

[taro-shortcake]

hey guys i’m not dead teehee

life’s been LIFEING like seriously so erm i haven’t been active 😀 sorry

i’ll change this acc’s aesthetic and keep going through some OLDDD requests over May

i luv tumblr i luv this acc i luv writing and i luv you guys <3