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hi im tar. the coolest bug. put me in your soups or perhaps a stew. they/it

[nzoth-the-corruptor]

[viridiancolors]

[mlembug]

[worlds-largest-juice-container]

My new two sentence horror

"Hello, my name is fred"

unfortunately the rest of his name was d. fazbear

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you get a breath weapon like a dragon, and the options go from fire to things like gravel or bees

you have this breath weapon! (also you're a dragon)

are you happy with it?

yes!!!!!

a little

it's okay I guess

no.

NO.

result/other

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

[lumi-lex]

prev is ____ coded

deer/doe

bunny/rabbit

cat/kitty

dog/puppy

sheep

other (put it in the tags)

Remaining time: 3 days 18 hours

[tarragonnift]

i really wish i could play splatoon raiders... but i am NOT buying a switch 2

[rtvsimagines]

imagine holly does to the ketchup shop

[hollowtones]

Ok

[hollowtones]

So I imagined it.

[rtvsimagines]

i'm really glad because imagination can change the world

[tranzzitts-deactivated20251231]

Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend

[tranzzitts-deactivated20251231]

[blemgoid]

before delis existed if you wanted a panini you had to go to the village blacksmith, the only tradesman with the tools needed to heat up and crush flat your sandwich

[threedollarsdotcom]

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

[tarragonnift]

i like food a lot. gonna eat a pie tomorrow and its gonna be awesome

[tarragonnift]

potato top pie... yumby

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

It’s wild how when you’re fat or even just not skinny you don’t get to wear fucking anything

[transfemininomenon]

🤨

[segamascott]

[soup-mother]

all in all I take a complete disarmament and non-proliferation stance on boyfriends. Do not use them. Do not create them. Dismantle the ones you have and repurpose their material for peaceful civilian use. This is the only way the world can know peace

[neilcicierega]

If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?

what if the world was made of pudding