yeag

hi im tar. the coolest bug. put me in your soups or perhaps a stew. they/it

[innerchildabortionclinic]

people need to be more aware of ragebait as a marketing strategy and stop accidentally promoting companies by sharing their ads. reddit falls for this too hard.

[yayculture]

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

[lilyblisslys]

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 21 hours 44 minutes

[ate-a-chili]

Seasonal ageries are caused by an aerosolized form of gagobears

[surlifen]

can you read me a bedtime post?

[dogpuppy]

[stateownedslut]

You're hot as hell. Can i dm you? I'm not a fascist.

The young woman's micro-blog loads on your screen.

PERCEPTION [Trivial: Success] - This *is* an attractive one.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Easy: Success] - It's been too long. Your flesh craves hers.

SUGGESTION [Trivial: Success] - Slide into her DMs right now.

YOU - They're closed.

SUGGESTION [Medium: Success] - Has that ever been a problem for us?

VOLITION [Challenging: Success] - Get in her ask-box instead.

YOU - What would I even say?

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Success] - This one's a *Communard*.

RHETORIC [Godly: Failure]

- "You're hot as hell."

- "Can I DM you?"

- "I'm not a fascist."

[tarragonnift]

got my motorcycle learners WOOOOO

[mochiiknight]

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[hotvampireadjacent]

[saejima-nyan04]

we all had a pjackk dead wife flashback today

[meatgrinder-0]

[maidthings]

QUICK TURN ON TUMBLR. ANY BLOG.

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[dogpuppy]