In Good Omens, Heaven is a cult. A religious cult.
And Aziraphale and Crowley are not on the same page about this.
Crowley was cast out of the cult for (presumably) openly questioning it, and sees it for what it is. He is still deeply traumatised by the experience (we see it with his houseplants, his reactions to rejection, to forgiveness, etc), but he has shed his identity as a cult member entirely. He isn't that angel anymore, nor does he want to be.
He has been forced to depend on another cult—Hell (which has some elements of a commercial cult, multi-level marketing style)—but very clearly resents having to do so. He isn't a demon by choice, and when Beelzebub offers a deal to welcome the former demon back, he tells them just where they can stick it.
Aziraphale, on the other hand, still can't admit to himself that it is a cult. He's uncomfortable with Heaven and aware that it isn't nearly as good as it's supposed to be. He has distanced himself from it, but he hasn't left it.
Aziraphale rationalises and makes excuses and uses mental compartmentalisation to deal with the massive cognitive dissonance. While he enjoys the relative freedom he's had after Heaven partly disowns him after Armageddidn't, he is still, deep down, in its clutches. He believes that underneath all the atrocities, Heaven is still "the good guys", and craves being welcomed back, because he still identifies as a cult member an angel. And he carries his own religious trauma.
This is why he fundamentally can't understand that it is unthinkable for Crowley to return to the cult Heaven, to give up his independence, his identity, and become an obedient cult member angel again. He still thinks that Crowley, deep down, craves to be accepted by the cult again. And he really doesn't understand how hurtful his continued insistence on this is to Crowley.
Crowley understands all that. He sees it, and he knows that you can't argue with a cult member to make them see that the cult is a cult, that it's toxic. It's something they have to discover for themselves. He knows that trying to force Aziraphale to see is most likely just going alienate him and drive him back into the arms of the cult (although he's so desperate in the final fifteen that he does just that).
He's been trying for 6,000 years to nudge Aziraphale into a position where he can make that discovery and admission, patiently offering the tools Aziraphale needs to get there.
And it seemed he was getting somewhere. Especially after Armageddidn't.
But then the Metatron showed up, expertly using cultish mind-control techniques to reel Aziraphale back into the cult.
Others have described the Metatron's manipulation tactics in great detail (here's a great YT analysis), so I'll just give a few examples here:
"I am your new best friend"; love bombing; threats, over-the-top promises
denigration of the past self; emotional unfreezing; heightened emotion
And finally, information compartmentalization; not letting you see the big picture until you are "ready" to accept it, or it's too late for you to back out (this is where I think the Metatron makes his fatal mistake, but more on that later)
The Metatron skillfully plays on Aziraphale's millennia-long cultish conditioning to sacrifice his own wants and needs for the cult's Greater Good, his inferiority complex, and his genuine desire to protect and make right (he is a guardian angel, after all).
Paradoxically, Aziraphale’s love for Crowley makes him more susceptible to the Metatron's manipulation: He wants to keep Crowley safe, from Heaven (the Metatron's implicit threat), and from Hell's retribution (a danger that was always there, but which has become more tangible after Shax' threats). And as Supreme Archangel, he really believes he would be able to protect Crowley—if they're together in Heaven.
The Metatron's (insincere) offer to restore Crowley as an angel preys on Aziraphale's own guilt at (he believes) having caused Crowley to Fall. He sees a chance to make amends and right a wrong, to restore to Crowley what should never have been taken from him: his rightful place in the cult Heaven. Because as I said, he doesn't understand.
But Crowley doesn't know that this is what's going through Aziraphale's mind. Or, his capacity to understand is effectively short-circuited when Crowley’s own religious trauma makes him think Aziraphale is saying he isn't good enough for Aziraphale the way he is.
Nothing to see here, just an ex-cult member a fallen angel reenacting his religious trauma
Unpacking all the miscommunication going on in the ineffable divorce scene needs its own post or ten, or a hundred. But for the record, I don't believe in the coffee theory, the time-manipulation theory, or the body-swap theory. Or any of the other theories that make this anything other than the heartbreak of two people deeply in love, hurting each other because of a complete breakdown of communication caused by unresolved trauma.
So Crowley drives away, gutted by the experience of laying his heart bare for Aziraphale only to be rejected, and of seeing his life companion choosing the cult over him, of going to the one place he cannot follow. I'm worried for Crowley. Yes, he is, at heart, an optimist. But how will our hero cope?
And Aziraphale is devastated, too, at having his outstretched hand slapped away, at having his own oblique declaration of love denied, at Crowley running away from them, from responsibility, again.
But still, this is where I am hopeful. Because Crowley's patient nudging hasn't been in vain. Aziraphale has already stopped the end of the world once, and he was the one who convinced Crowley to continue fighting long after Crowley would have given up (guardian angel, right?).
I know, I know. Aziraphale didn't listen when Crowley told him "When Heaven ends life here on Earth, it'll be just as dead as if Hell ended it." But that's because he didn't know, then, what Crowley knew: that this was what Heaven was already planning at that very moment, and that the reason Heaven went after Gabriel was that he tried to stop it (Aziraphale probably still thinks it was for loving a demon, which further colours his thinking). Crowley never had the time to tell him. The Metatron saw to that. It's always too late.
Or is it?
The Metatron has just told Aziraphale about the Second Coming, sure in his belief that he is "ready" to accept it. But Aziraphale isn't ready. He is appalled, shaken to his core. I think this is the moment the scales fall from his eyes, and he finally allows himself to see that Heaven is a cult. A destructive religious cult. And now, everything clicks into place for him. At last, Crowley's words and actions make sense. And our determined guardian angel starts making his plans.
I don't know what Aziraphale is planning, if he's going to tear down the cult from within. But I think the Metatron is about to find out that evil always contains the seeds of its own destruction.
The thing is that I'm usually all about Fictional Couples that are Not Normal About Each Other. GO1 Ineffable Husbands were already significantly more Not Normal About Each Other than their Book Omens counterparts and I ate it up. I didn't need their relationship to be a textbook illustration of the World's Most Normal Emotionally Mature Regular Relationships, the beats felt emotionally true for their heightened-drama fantasy set-up, it felt like the grand gestures of the plot resolved most the interpersonal problems introduced, and by the end they seemed so happy and in-sync and their Happily Ever After totally felt earned and real.
It's just when you take this kind of happy and mostly-functional Not Normal About Each Other Couple, and then spend a whole Season explaining how the way they are Not Normal About Each Other is secretly slowly destroying the Happily Ever After they seemed to have in a very realistic and deconstructive way and then one of them is so Not Normal About the Other that having a break-up sends him into a three-year self-destructive self-loathing spiral while continuing to sacrifice everything he still had left for the other one and the narrative frames it both like it's the other one's fault and like this behavior is totally just proof of how In Love he is… Both in the sense that the narrative just takes it for granted that he does not need to 'prove' his love the way the other one does, as he verbally pushes him away and refuses to engage with his point of view and doesn't defend him as he's berated and criticized by both of their shitty bosses…
And in the sense the culmination of the other one's arc of needing to 'prove' his love and not listening enough to what his partner says and taking him for granted and not making enough sacrifices in the relationship is for him to swing to the other extreme of also self-sacrificing literally Everything for the sake of his love (up to and including the fate of the entire world and his life), and not feeling like he should communicate what he's really feeling or thinking, not even been willing to show to his partner that he's disappointed or upset or heartbroken as he agrees to their Suicide Pact for the Greater Good. All while the narrative seems to frame this as a good, romantic thing.
This is the point where I'm like "okay, nope nope nope, hold the fuck up, you two are no longer Not Normal About Each Other (Complimentary), this is Not Normal About Each Other (Derogatory), no matter how much this ending wants to frame this as the Romantic and Beautiful Culmination of an Epic Love Story That is Going to Defy the Rules of God Herself to Find Each Other in Every Universe, this kind of self-sacrifice is NOT healthy or romantic, it is NOT the ultimate proof of love, nor does it mean you 'deserve' an equal amount of self-sacrifice in return, building your sense of self-worth and identity outside of your significant other is more important, establishing boundaries is more important, feeling safe and comfortable to communicate your feelings is more important, talking respectfully about disagreements is more important, I AM SENDING YOU TWO TO THE COUPLE COUNSELING DIMENSION"
Voice of God: Aziraphale and Crowley were once again on their own side… So I thought they deserved shades of gray to reflect that fact. I mean, what’s so bad about knowing the difference between good and evil anyway?
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Turns out I cannot stop disappointment posting, especially after getting some sleep and really being able to think on all the reasons why the ending fundamentally bothered me so much.
One of the biggest ones is the strange turn in the depiction of the GO god.
Because both sides, under the guise of being forced along by a divine plan, were in fact making all the wrong decisions of their own free will exactly like humans do.
From all the mentions of them in the book, to the actual voice we get to hear in the show, I was SO sure and felt it was so canon that the natural direction the show was leaning towards was the concept that angels and demons did have free will.
The ending of the book and S1 reinforce this especially. Everyone is convinced Armageddon has to happen! They tell Adam over and over again that this is the way things are, its part of the plan, and as supernatural beings, they all have no choice but to follow it.
But Adam doesn't. He says nope that's wrong, and does things his way. Even Aziraphale and Crowley. They act against their orders for years, sneak their way out of their executions, and this seemingly omnipresent god doesn't do a thing themselves in response despite all this supposedly being their will.
Then season 2 rolls around and Gabriel goes missing. THEE supreme archangel. Only for it to turn out in the end that he chose to do his own thing, as did beelzebub. They both turned against their orders and "purposes", and once again, there are no consequences beyond those attempted to be imposed by their immediate peers/coworkers. The almighty couldn't seemed to have cared less.
Even when the "bet" in regards to Job is falsely won. There's no way that god didn't know, and yet victory was still claimed and rewards were given out accordingly. I'll die on the hill that that was more of a test of the angels, and what they'll let happen, than it was of Job himself. And Aziraphale and Crowley are the only reason they passed, because they used their free will to do the right thing.
The series was moving in the perfect direction for the message to be that everyone has free will. That the angels and the Metatron especially were an excellent parallel to humans who do hateful things in the name of religion and claim the moral high ground because they're just following the will of a higher power.
But instead we got the bookshop scene and the last 30 minutes and a god that's holding the world and our angel and demon at gunpoint, telling them this is the way it has to be, and being very nearly cruel in her comments about Aziraphale's love for Crowley and how this story has to come to an end.
They should have kept her a mostly passive force in the story, it ruins so much of the series charm. The S1 and 2 almighty would never.
Instead, they should have put the responsibility on the angels and demons to fix things. Show them all that they do have the choice to make things better. That they can follow the example of Gabriel and Beelzebub and Aziraphale and Crowley. That there were consequences for the archangels coldness, and demons that can love despite their damnation
Like what was the point of going out of their was in S2 to show us that Aziraphale and Crowley were NOT outliers in their independence???
For me, the problem isn't in the S3 depiction of God. I think it scans with how She's depicted in S1 and S2 (the Job episode, especially): capricious and callous, there for the entertainment and amusement value, not really caring about the individual humans, angels or demons.
To Her, it's a game. They're not real people.
That said, I completely agree that S3 threw away the free will theme, while pretending it kept it.
Heaven and Hell as institutions were toxic cults, demanding the obedience of angels and demons, curtailing their choices. But as you say, angels and demons actually always did have free will. At a cost, but nevertheless. S1 and S2 went to great lengths to show that.
So for S3 to end with God erasing the universe to replace it with one where angels and demons never existed... No, it resolves nothing, and doesn't affirm free will. In fact, it does the opposite, framing humanity as existing entirely at the whim of a capricious god. We may think we have free will, but we're really just God's playthings.
And the idea of versions of Crowley and Aziraphale always finding each other? Is that free will, or predestination?
the problem isn't “they didn’t get the ship moment I wanted.” the problem is thematic incoherence.
season 1 and 2 kept hammering the idea that individual lives matter. not replaceable copies. not "close enough." actual people, with continuity and memory and history. Crowley and Aziraphale repeatedly chose imperfect, messy existence over grand cosmic plans. so ending with "the universe gets reset and everyone is replaced by alternate versions" isn't just horribly depressing. it's philosophically backwards. like the story literally abandoned its own argument in the final act.
the Job parallel especially points that out pretty cleanly. The whole emotional weight there was: replacement children are not the same children. new children (even if they had, by some chance, looked and acted Exactly The Same) doesn't fix the tragedy of losing the original children. that mattered to them. so yea, this ending feels less like "hopeful transcendence to tear down The System" and more like “congrats on your happy ending! everyone is dead, but the cottage is cute!" bold creative choice ig. like serving tea with eccles cakes after detonating reality.
my frustration is basically: the story spent years arguing that personhood matters — memory matters, continuity matters, these exact souls matter. and then solved the finale with a cosmic reset that wipes out the very identities the narrative taught us to care about. very much like the nuclear apocalypse they were trying so hard to prevent. it goes against the very thing Crowley was staunchly opposed to during The Flood. against everything they did in the Job minisode. against literally the entire Jim/Gabriel narrative, about Jim not really being Gabriel without his memories. and also, to quote Crowley, "the angel you knew is NOT me."
"but they found each other again! we got them back at the end!" no we didn't. that is NOT them. and to say that they are is kind of insulting tbh. they LOOK similar and maybe have some of the same interests, but just bc a blonde and a red head are into books and astrophysics doesn't make them THEM. their memories, their history, everything they went through together and fought for, the experiences that shaped their characters, those 6000+ years — that's all GONE.
Also. people keep saying stuff like "it was the only right choice" as if there were only two horrible choices? if the story introduces negotiation and moral choice, we'll naturally start imagining alternatives. once “God offers options” enters the chat, people will obviously ask, “wait. why was this the chosen solution?” when they could've gone for idk, literally anything else. God literally offered to put things back as they were. they could've chosen to have THAT universe, THAT world —THEIR world— put back into place and then added their own conditions to tear down Heaven and Hell. they could've chosen to keep their memories. they could've chosen to make everyone human from then on if that's what the writers were so hellbent on. they could've chosen to make God erase her own memory for all i care idfk. but this ending feels like a bad consolation prize.
after EVERYTHING they did, and everything they went through, they deserved SO much better than this. THE WHOLE WORLD did.
New Earth isn't Earth. a Michael Jackson impersonator isn't actually Michael Jackson. The Other Mother isn't the real mother. those new people aren't their original selves. and whoever those guys are at the end are not Aziraphale and Crowley.
Hard agree. S3 really dropped the ball on the "We're not a game. We're real people." theme.
Also, u/Raena704 on r/GoodOmensAfterDark pointed out that S3 also fumbled the subversion of Christian themes (my emphasis):
Good Omens at its core is a satirical critique of Christianity. Christianity is founded on the idea that Jesus/god sacrificed himself out of love for humanity because god was a vengeful god who required a sacrifice to forgive everyone. A critique of Christianity can’t end with the protagonists of the story sacrificing themselves, and that being framed as a beautiful and noble thing. That literally reinforces the idea that in order to express love we should sacrifice ourselves for others. It’s the opposite of a critique of Christianity.
Rachel Talalay discusses working alongside David Tennant and Michael Sheen to honor the Good Omens legacy in the series finale.
Good Omens Season 3 is in safe hands, namely those of Rachel Talalay.
The upcoming ninety-minute made-for-television movie marks the end of this beloved fantasy book adaptation.
Led by David Tennant as Crowley and Michael Sheen as Aziraphale, the series finale follows the angel and the former demon as they prepare for the Second Coming.
I recently had the opportunity to speak with the director and executive producer of Good Omens Season 3, Rachel Talalay, about the finale.
With an impressive directorial roster that includes shows like Doctor Who, Talalay was the perfect choice for directing the series finale.
She had previously been contacted to direct Season One, but had to pass at the time. However, even before then, she has been a lifelong fan.
“I read the book and been completely taken by the book. So, I’m a hardcore fan from the very beginning,” she said.
In addition to her love for the source material, Talalay also credited her adoration of “British offbeat humor” for her feeling drawn to the project.
She importantly mentioned being drawn to the “love story” between Crowley and Aziraphale, as well as to the “universality of the angel-devil” dynamic, which she also attributes to why the show is the source of so much fanfiction.
Given that the Good Omens universe literally spans from Heaven to Hell, Talalay thoughtfully considered the scale of the series finale.
“We fought quite hard to make sure that there was the opening that was outside the rest of the story,” she said. “Having had to compress it into a shorter period of time, we still felt it was really important to open up that world.”
Squeezing an entire season into ninety minutes still required some sacrifices.
According to Talalay, most of the “tangential” storylines and characters unfortunately ended up on the chopping block.
“There’s a whole storyline that came out when it got condensed,” she clarified. “And some of it was people weren’t available, and so we couldn’t do them anyway.”
Luckily, most of the original Good Omens production crew returned for Season 3, and Talalay cited their support in getting the ending right.
While the finale operates on such a large scale, she never lost sight of the essential question: “You always come down to, what is the story about?”
Her answer to that question is Crowley and Aziraphale’s relationship, or, as she referred to, “Aziracrow.”
I loved how enthusiastic Talalay was to talk about the two beloved characters.
She dove into the process of crafting their arc, particularly how she felt the “safest” with the Aziraphale-Crowley storyline thanks to Tennant and Sheen.
Talalay gave the actors credit for helping the show be as strong as possible, even during the rehearsal process.
“They are the keepers of their characters and the storyline,” she said. “They were very specific about how to mold each scene so that the growth and the trajectory of the storyline were as strong as possible.”
After going over scenes on their own first, Tennant and Sheen frequently came in and offered their input.
Talalay added, “They would come in and say, ‘Can I change this? What about this?’ And we would massage it even further.”
She also pointed to their “incredible ability” to portray subtle shifts in emotion, as they deliver memorable performances that drive the storytelling home.
An important priority for Talalay was balancing humor and heartfelt emotion in Good Omens Season 3.
“It’s such a specific humor, but there’s no guide to that. You just have to go with your instincts, your understanding, and what you like, and then what you feel has worked for the show,” she said.
Talalay has many fond memories of working on the Good Omens series finale, but one of her favorites is the ice cream truck moment.
In the scene, Crowley is holding two ice cream cones. Talalay recalled Tennant asking, “Do I do a Crowley thing where I just chuck them?” to which she answered, “That feels right.”
On the first try, Tennant threw the ice cream cones into the air, but the camera caught only one landing.
The other one? Well, Talalay heard Tennant scream before she saw where it landed.
Chuckling, she recalled, “The ice cream had come out and hit him smack in the back!”
By the end of the interview, I was more than certain that there’s nobody I’d rather have directed the finale than Talalay.
As a long-time fan of the series, I could tell that her fondness for the story and the characters meant that her approach to the finale was one fueled by care and a desire to make sure Crowley and Aziraphale get the ending they deserve.
TOTALLY TRUE AND NOT COMPLETELY FABRICATED POST MOVIE CREDIT SPOILER⬇️⬇️⬇️
Retired archangel Aziraphale moonlights as a sleuth to solve local “Crimes” but his husband had been maced by annoyed knitting club ladies one too many times and refuses to partake anymore.
Good thing there’s ANOTHER retired eldritch horror couple who are bored out of their gourds!
Lord Beelzebub takes to the detective life like a duck to water! Meanwhile, Crowley has found baking pies help control his temper but in this sitch he’s got a better use for the rolling pin.
The Good Omens Prime account posted a new poster today, and Peter Anderson Studio decided to give us a ring.
Of course we had to answer the call... Would be rude not to.
Translation and explanation for the poster is below the cut.
So first off for those that are curious, this is nowhere near the Angelic trial script found in season 2. On closer inspection, the symbols seemed to be some sort of repeating flourish font. So we had to find the font.
I spent 3 whole US dollars on this terrible decorative filigree.
Now all that's left is to type out every single letter by hand one by one, and presto change-o
So what mysteeeeeerious secrets have we revealed?
"dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit..."
If that quote looks familiar to you, you're probably a graphic designer. This text is a mixture of standard placeholder Latin, corrupted fragments, and keyboard-mashing, a literal translation is impossible. However, we can translate the source phrases from which these rings were built.
In professional typesetting, Lorem Ipsum text is meant to simulate the "look" of a document without the "distraction" of meaning. If we translate the intended meaning of the recognizable Latin roots, the inscription reads like a fragmented philosophical treatise on pain and duty.
Most of these rings are derived from the same sentence:
"Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit…"
"There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain…"
Ring 1 (outside)
elit sed do adipiscin do eius modg elit exe adipiscing elit adipiscing elit rcit- tion ind of orem ipsum dolor sit amet consectetur adipiscing
Ring 2
orem ipsum dolor sit amet consectetur adipiscing elit sed do eiusmod ugimt sit vo(vd)luptatem nda dbc iueq sunt in culpa qui dolor incia
These rings focus on dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod.
"…pursuing excellence, but also through the work and pain of the moment. [Corrupted gibberish: dugimt, dbc] …they are in fault who [fail in their] duty through a weakness of mind."
Ring 3
ipsum mnnv dnmvn dfgnkda iem io sum dolor sit amet consecti dolor ea mc vemo cillu volu m dolor eenia i voluus m “Heart broken World Broken What’s the point of anything?” di
This ring contains the most corruption
Recognizable Roots: veniam, illum, voluptas.
"…[Gibberish]… pain itself… [Gibberish]… that piece of pleasure… [Gibberish]… Heart broken World Broken What’s the point of anything?"
Ring 4
Amet consectetur adipiscing elit sed do eius ____lee dolor in reprmin i fmm ve n iekjd eo ore voluptate sum dolor sit
Ring 5
adipiscing elit sed do eiusmod tempor cu quip ex ea comms ltmn jrew t r t e f nb ai nima veniam esi ea commor
These rings use fragments of the section discussing "the effort required to achieve results."
reprehenderit, voluptate, eiusmod tempor, ex ea commodo.
"…to find fault in [reprehenderit] pleasure… [Gibberish]… through the effort of work… [Gibberish]… unless they result in some convenience or advantage."
Ring 6
corporis suscipit laeorios am ev a dkd wr scing elit sed mque laudante totam rem aper iam ullam
This ring pulls from the "laborious" section of the text.
corporis suscipit laboriosam, laudantium, rem aperiam, ullam.
"…undertakes laborious physical exercise… [Gibberish]… praising… I will open the whole matter… [Gibberish]… no one."
Ring 7 (left side) Ring 7 (right side)
um dolor sit ame i consese __ur adipiscing orem ipsum dolor sit
Ring 8 (left side) Ring 8 (right side)
eiusmoddbc iue qwkl Orem ipsum dolor sit
Ring 9 (left side) Ring 9 (right side)
mec at sua dolor i dolor ee mn neu
These outer/inner fragments are repetitions of the same opening phrases.
"Pain itself… consectetur… eiusmod… their own pain."
Conclusion:
Peter Anderson studios are giant trolls and deserve
to be put in a corner to think about what they’ve done.
On behalf of everyone in the @ineffable-detective-agency who worked on this rush job:
You can also check out our instagram where we posted it first. You can ping Peter Anderson while you're at it and tell them to try harder next time.
