"Official" Tartar Games Tumblr Account

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[tartar-games]

remember when we got a cease and desist that one time. we do for some reason and we just noticed it's signed john doe 😭🤣

[tartar-games]

[@battle-pass-guy allowed access to ]

"Hey. fuckers five" "I need your help with something" "apparently Elysium has some forums where devs and the rumored Other Types Of People Who Work On Games talk and I want in."

[battle-pass-guy]

"Hmm." "So fuckers three, then?" "Anyway I'll send you the link."

[BPG thinks really hard about the appropriate link.]

[tartar-games]

[BPG is suddenly holding the Crystallized Memory of Forums]

[battle-pass-guy]

"k thanks that's all I needed" "I'm not going to repay you because I think this is a reward in of itself for you" "also I'm just like that. fuck are you gonna do about it, stop being a virus?"

[BPG disallowed access to ]

[tartar-games]

[tartar-games]

[@battle-pass-guy allowed access to ]

"Hey. fuckers five" "I need your help with something" "apparently Elysium has some forums where devs and the rumored Other Types Of People Who Work On Games talk and I want in."

[battle-pass-guy]

"Hmm." "So fuckers three, then?" "Anyway I'll send you the link."

[BPG thinks really hard about the appropriate link.]

[tartar-games]

[BPG is suddenly holding the Crystallized Memory of Forums]

[tartar-games]

[@battle-pass-guy allowed access to ]

"Hey. fuckers five" "I need your help with something" "apparently Elysium has some forums where devs and the rumored Other Types Of People Who Work On Games talk and I want in."

[epprbcu]

hey does Elysium have a logo?

[tartar-games]

Tartar Games does

[character-profiles]

Tartar Games is the game studio behind hit mobile game “Stocked Up!” and several other cash-grabs. If you asked them if they had a tumblr account, they would try to change the subject.

Leonard Hotfix (Top left): The leader of the gang. The color of his hair changes with his mode. He’s great at coding and hacking. (He/Him)

Leah %appdata% (Top right): Cinnamon Roll, mostly. In charge of data and recordkeeping. Very intrigued by the idea of obtaining new data. (She/her)

Laura Propernoun (Bottom left): The talker of the group. Will not stop talker. Relentless in everything she does. You can make out some of her facial features even when she isn’t using them, like a digital clock.(She/Her)

Lorenzo Deletion (Bottom Middle): The digital muscle and antivirus of the group. Very energetic, always pumped up. Had a moral dilemma upon becoming a virus. Did I mention this gang is a virus with Exclamania? (He/Him)

And Star-Eyed Stingus: The wild card of the group, he can flex himself to do the job of anyone else, significantly worse than them. He’s bad with displaying emotion, and uses tone indicators to make it even harder to figure out his intentions. The “and” isn’t part of his name, but he acts like it is. (Probably He/Him)

Together, they are the Cool Codes Gang, runners of the Tartar Games official tumblr account, and menace to Exclamania.

[battle-pass-guy]

[Allow access to ]

@tartar-games

"Yeah right, like I'd" "oh fuck I've heard that incredibly vague style of begging for bodily autonomy before. Is that you, Gang?"

[He begrudgingly accepts.]

[tartar-games]

[battle-pass-guy]

"Selling the only thing that makes games worth playing, obviously. What are you doing here? Being where you don't belong again?" "Oh wait! You're always doing that."

[tartar-games]

[battle-pass-guy]

"Fantastic. Can you leave now? I'm busy doing..." "golf or something idk"

[tartar-games]

[battle-pass-guy]

"Neither of those timestamps mean anything whatsoever to me." "Hey Lorenzo you wanna see this 3D recreation of you that I made for about five seconds before I throw it into a fire?"

[tartar-games]

[battle-pass-guy]

"Drum roll, please!"

"Beautiful."

"Anyway I lied about the fire hydraulic press time"

[tartar-games]

[battle-pass-guy]

"Everyone's a critic, including you for some goddamn company-fucking reason." "Hey did you know that I know how to remove your access to insert long pause here"

[BPG removed access to ]

[tartar-games]

[They're gone.]

[battle-pass-guy]

[Allow access to ]

@tartar-games

"Yeah right, like I'd" "oh fuck I've heard that incredibly vague style of begging for bodily autonomy before. Is that you, Gang?"

[He begrudgingly accepts.]

[tartar-games]

[battle-pass-guy]

"Selling the only thing that makes games worth playing, obviously. What are you doing here? Being where you don't belong again?" "Oh wait! You're always doing that."

[tartar-games]

[battle-pass-guy]

"Fantastic. Can you leave now? I'm busy doing..." "golf or something idk"

[tartar-games]

[battle-pass-guy]

"Neither of those timestamps mean anything whatsoever to me." "Hey Lorenzo you wanna see this 3D recreation of you that I made for about five seconds before I throw it into a fire?"

[tartar-games]

[battle-pass-guy]

"Drum roll, please!"

"Beautiful."

"Anyway I lied about the fire hydraulic press time"

[tartar-games]

[battle-pass-guy]

[Allow access to ]

@tartar-games

"Yeah right, like I'd" "oh fuck I've heard that incredibly vague style of begging for bodily autonomy before. Is that you, Gang?"

[He begrudgingly accepts.]

[tartar-games]

[battle-pass-guy]

"Selling the only thing that makes games worth playing, obviously. What are you doing here? Being where you don't belong again?" "Oh wait! You're always doing that."

[tartar-games]

[battle-pass-guy]

"Fantastic. Can you leave now? I'm busy doing..." "golf or something idk"

[tartar-games]

[battle-pass-guy]

"Neither of those timestamps mean anything whatsoever to me." "Hey Lorenzo you wanna see this 3D recreation of you that I made for about five seconds before I throw it into a fire?"

[tartar-games]

[battle-pass-guy]

[Allow access to ]

@tartar-games

"Yeah right, like I'd" "oh fuck I've heard that incredibly vague style of begging for bodily autonomy before. Is that you, Gang?"

[He begrudgingly accepts.]

[tartar-games]

[battle-pass-guy]

"Selling the only thing that makes games worth playing, obviously. What are you doing here? Being where you don't belong again?" "Oh wait! You're always doing that."

[tartar-games]

[battle-pass-guy]

"Fantastic. Can you leave now? I'm busy doing..." "golf or something idk"

[tartar-games]

[battle-pass-guy]

[Allow access to ]

@tartar-games

"Yeah right, like I'd" "oh fuck I've heard that incredibly vague style of begging for bodily autonomy before. Is that you, Gang?"

[He begrudgingly accepts.]

[tartar-games]

[battle-pass-guy]

"Selling the only thing that makes games worth playing, obviously. What are you doing here? Being where you don't belong again?" "Oh wait! You're always doing that."

[tartar-games]

[battle-pass-guy]

[Allow access to ]

@tartar-games

"Yeah right, like I'd" "oh fuck I've heard that incredibly vague style of begging for bodily autonomy before. Is that you, Gang?"

[He begrudgingly accepts.]

[tartar-games]

[tartar-games]

Whats happening with battle pass guy?

ooooh that guy. uhh we don't know. are you asking for an official statement.

[tartar-games]

whar happeng

What do you mean what happened? We've been here. Chilling. Like a corporate account should.

[tartar-games]

Whar

Thanks for confirming we finally fixed the inbox! There was a lore reason anon asks were off, probably!

[asphodel-inc]

Asphodel INC would like to announce that our CEO and founder has now sold a controlling share to our longstanding partners over at Elysium Developments.

We are now entering a new age, one of cooperation!

Our current CEO, Mike Lex, will now be going into retirement.

Therefore, we welcome a new CEO, Cassandra Çela, born and raised in Albania, Cassandra became part of a student exchange program, and ever since, she has wanted to travel and explore. After moving away, she became an assistant and later executive at Elysium Developments.

We're thrilled to have her join us.

[tartar-games]

We’re pretending to care to keep up our public image! ❤️

[asphodel-inc]

Thank you 🥰

[tartar-games]

👍💯🙌

[asphodel-inc]

Asphodel INC would like to announce that our CEO and founder has now sold a controlling share to our longstanding partners over at Elysium Developments.

We are now entering a new age, one of cooperation!

Our current CEO, Mike Lex, will now be going into retirement.

Therefore, we welcome a new CEO, Cassandra Çela, born and raised in Albania, Cassandra became part of a student exchange program, and ever since, she has wanted to travel and explore. After moving away, she became an assistant and later executive at Elysium Developments.

We're thrilled to have her join us.

[tartar-games]

We’re pretending to care to keep up our public image! ❤️