cael is a nerd

"this is not a horny blog" - cael, 2023 19, irish, queer

[tartigglez]

"entering my cave? how audacious."

"see something you like?"

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[luvyizhou]

18+ mdni | sylus new card making me tweak so…

TW. petplay, rough s, piv

sylus likes using a leash when he fucks you. it was so satisfying, being able to pull you as he wished, dragging you from room to room and watching how you followed on your knees, intent on doing anything it took to please him.

the first time he brought it up was after he had already purchased the collar. sylus never coerced you into anything, but he had a knack for knowing when you would be interested in stuff—and this was right up your alley. he watched you open the packaging, stifling a laugh when your eyes widened while pulling out the leather collar, baby pink with fur lining the inside. you turned it in your hands, heart racing at the engraving “sy’s girl” along the bottom.

before he even had a chance to speak you were unbuckling the accessory, moving between his thighs so he could help put it on. your breath caught after it clicked shut, mind feeling hazy as you turned to him and nuzzled against his thigh. his cock twitched at how easily you slipped into the role, attaching the leash to the collar and pulling gently to watch as you obediently moved, pliant in his hands.

since then, it had become routine to wear the collar. you weren’t the only one that got immersed in your role though—sylus took being an ‘owner’ very seriously. he trained you, praised you, and made sure to punish you when he deemed appropriate.

“pets don’t talk, remember?”

“do you really think you’ve earned my cock? what are you gonna do for me if i fuck that needy cunt?”

“oh im sorry, did i tug the leash too hard? such a shame, look how you’re crying now”

he was so mean when he fucked you too, taking you from behind while gripping the leash hard and making you arch deep for him. his thrusts were just as harsh as they were deep, nearly bruising your cervix each time he fucked into your heat. it wasn’t like you hated it though, you would push back against him the second he started to pull out, begging him to fuck you through your heat and breed you.

“spread those legs wider, gonna fill you til’ it’s leaking angel”

he would press you even further into the bed, resting his full weight against you as he fucked every drop of cum into you, only pulling out after he was sure it took. he never stopped there though, sylus always made sure to clean you up, first with his tongue then a warm cloth—you were his kitten after all.

[3-aem]

Exercise

[scarahsaysdropdead]

Doctor: When was your last period?

Me: Let me check

*Love and Deepspace by Sarah Brightman starts playing*

[v4mp1r3-d0llh34rt]

Girlhood is trying to figure out which fictional man you wanna read a fic abt before bed

[hitomi12223]

I noticed a lot of people liked the manga-style Sylus. I decided to make another one. And based on the card from the game. Sleepy Dragon for your feed. =3

[tartigglez]

WOOF

[tartigglez]

nsfw, gn!reader, sub!alhaitham, mild degradation/brat taming

alhaitham sitting on the sofa beside you, bulge growing in his grey sweatpants as he looks at you with glossy eyes, holding onto your arm and begging you to touch him. blushing when you laugh at him, mocking his neediness.

when you finally reach out to touch his length through the clothing, he throws his head back, whimpering, moaning and pleading for more.

"haah~ please, more like that... p-please"

"take what you're given, slut"

nsfw masterlist

[tartigglez]

sigh I gave one of my twt moots my tumblr so I guess a bridge has been built (i just post more horny shit on there (myself) (usually naked) (yeah)

[cosmicalwanderer]

You can feel it now, right?

[tartigglez]

considering writing a fic series based on the jackson wang magic man album

[tartigglez]

Helloooo may i request childe and diluc with a fem s/o thats stronger than them? Maybe not physically but s/o is very smart and knows how to take them down without using her physical strength

hi nonnie!! i'm sorry it took me so long to get to this (school ugh)

hopefully this is something along the lines of what you're looking for, also this is only the first half, i just wanted to post something tonight and haven't done the diluc one yet, so i'll post it some other time!

ps: this TOOK FOREVER it really flexed my brain muscles

"weak spot"

childe x gn!reader

genre: i have no idea. (enemies to lovers?)

word count: 400-ish

tags: reader is one seggsy, confident mf, reader put in way too much effort to get info about childe (they're a spy lol), they're enemies, big time. reader is a pyro catalyst. STEAMY (lol pyro and hydro teehee vaporise), childe doesn't know reader knows his real name.

tw/cw: brief mention of cuts (swords), HIGHLY suggestive, like,,, double entendre asf. reader pins him down (lol)

a/n: "this is not a horny blog"- cael, 2023 (i'm just kidding it's not explicit so it doesn't count)

as the pair circled each other in the dimly lit environment at the northeast side of the chasm, childe stared his enemy in the eye, licking his lips whilst quietly contemplating his first attack. he’s confident he has improved since you last met…

“tartaglia, it’s been a while, hm?”

“i suppose you could say that”

“missed me?”

“i missed having someone actually decent to spar with, i’ll say that much”

“you could’ve called me”

“oh and what would that do? for archons sake, don’t be so arrogant”

“a little defensive there, are we?”

“watch yourself, by the time i’m done with you, you’ll be wondering why you ever came back”

“hah, that’s laughable. shall we, pretty boy?”

“hmph, sure”

as the power of childe’s hydro began to gather in his swords, you began contemplating your attack strategy. the last time the pair of you fought, you were certainly not weak, but you weren’t half as strong as you are now, both physically, and in terms of knowledge of your opponent.

he began to run for you, wielding one sword which attempted to cut your leg, however you easily dodged by simply moving out of the way. 

“really? you really thought i’d be that… easy? pathetic”

“don’t you know it’s unprofessional to speak so casually to a harbinger? to someone who is so far superior to you?”

“superior? to me? now that really is laughable!”

you let out a giggle at his words, before wielding your pyro, in attempt to hit him with a shot to the shoulder. of course you would never wish to actually hurt him, not when he is such a valuable source of information, and such a pretty one too…

you move closer to him, throwing a pyro shot towards him which he quickly slices mid-air, resulting in nothing but steam. 

you leisurely release 3 more shots of pyro, which he manages to dodge, seemingly easily in fact.

“goodness, have you weakened? surely you’ve got more in you than that, y/n”

“oh dear, dear tartaglia, i always have more to give. although perhaps i shouldn’t be calling you that…ajax”

“aja- how did you?”

“there it is.”

within a split second, you dashed towards him, grabbing his wrist with one hand, pushing him to the ground with another, landing with one hand at the side of his head, the other still holding his wrist. leaning down to move your hot breath beside his ear, you whisper calmly, but almost mockingly…

“oh ajax, don’t you know you should never expose your weak spot?”

(i desperately want to turn this into a series)

[tartigglez]

i don't think I actually listened to the ask here at all but its not half bad hm

[tartigglez]

Helloooo may i request childe and diluc with a fem s/o thats stronger than them? Maybe not physically but s/o is very smart and knows how to take them down without using her physical strength

hi nonnie!! i'm sorry it took me so long to get to this (school ugh)

hopefully this is something along the lines of what you're looking for, also this is only the first half, i just wanted to post something tonight and haven't done the diluc one yet, so i'll post it some other time!

ps: this TOOK FOREVER it really flexed my brain muscles

"weak spot"

childe x gn!reader

genre: i have no idea. (enemies to lovers?)

word count: 400-ish

tags: reader is one seggsy, confident mf, reader put in way too much effort to get info about childe (they're a spy lol), they're enemies, big time. reader is a pyro catalyst. STEAMY (lol pyro and hydro teehee vaporise), childe doesn't know reader knows his real name.

tw/cw: brief mention of cuts (swords), HIGHLY suggestive, like,,, double entendre asf. reader pins him down (lol)

a/n: "this is not a horny blog"- cael, 2023 (i'm just kidding it's not explicit so it doesn't count)

as the pair circled each other in the dimly lit environment at the northeast side of the chasm, childe stared his enemy in the eye, licking his lips whilst quietly contemplating his first attack. he’s confident he has improved since you last met…

“tartaglia, it’s been a while, hm?”

“i suppose you could say that”

“missed me?”

“i missed having someone actually decent to spar with, i’ll say that much”

“you could’ve called me”

“oh and what would that do? for archons sake, don’t be so arrogant”

“a little defensive there, are we?”

“watch yourself, by the time i’m done with you, you’ll be wondering why you ever came back”

“hah, that’s laughable. shall we, pretty boy?”

“hmph, sure”

as the power of childe’s hydro began to gather in his swords, you began contemplating your attack strategy. the last time the pair of you fought, you were certainly not weak, but you weren’t half as strong as you are now, both physically, and in terms of knowledge of your opponent.

he began to run for you, wielding one sword which attempted to cut your leg, however you easily dodged by simply moving out of the way. 

“really? you really thought i’d be that… easy? pathetic”

“don’t you know it’s unprofessional to speak so casually to a harbinger? to someone who is so far superior to you?”

“superior? to me? now that really is laughable!”

you let out a giggle at his words, before wielding your pyro, in attempt to hit him with a shot to the shoulder. of course you would never wish to actually hurt him, not when he is such a valuable source of information, and such a pretty one too…

you move closer to him, throwing a pyro shot towards him which he quickly slices mid-air, resulting in nothing but steam. 

you leisurely release 3 more shots of pyro, which he manages to dodge, seemingly easily in fact.

“goodness, have you weakened? surely you’ve got more in you than that, y/n”

“oh dear, dear tartaglia, i always have more to give. although perhaps i shouldn’t be calling you that…ajax”

“aja- how did you?”

“there it is.”

within a split second, you dashed towards him, grabbing his wrist with one hand, pushing him to the ground with another, landing with one hand at the side of his head, the other still holding his wrist. leaning down to move your hot breath beside his ear, you whisper calmly, but almost mockingly…

“oh ajax, don’t you know you should never expose your weak spot?”

(i desperately want to turn this into a series)

[tartigglez]

i don't think I actually listened to the ask here at all but its not half bad hm

[tor1su]

now I present kavetham bubus

[wifechu]

favorite meal 😽 full here

[debryss]

[mwphisto]

Riding Zayne is a daunting task. 18+

Getting on top of him in general is enough to have your stomach twisting with nerves. Never mind straddling his waist, large scarred hands cupping your ass and firmly - but reassuringly - guiding you onto his leaking cock. The controlled yet broken whispers of encouragement as you sink your hips down on each torturous inch of his length.

Your cunt stretches around him as it's done so many times before, welcoming him greedily. Not at all conveying the way your heart hammers in your chest, threatening to fracture your ribcage as your nails dig dully into his tense shoulders. "Z-zayne..." You're more than halfway there, hips nearly connected with his, but the tension in your muscles is already threatening to have your legs give out.

"You're doing great, keep going." Your breasts are nearly level with his nose now, hazel eyes burning holes into your burning hot face as you struggle to look anywhere but him. It's too vulnerable, too intimate, you simply don't have the strength to be the one in control. Not when he still has the capability of consuming you so thoroughly like this.

All you can focus on is the twitching between your gummy walls, the way his hands are hot and heavy as they squeeze the fat of your ass, his scarred arms hugging your waist as you finally plop down on his lap, swallowing him whole with your sweet cunt. "Zayne..." You manage to croak again, as if his name is the only word you can speak.

"See, that's my girl. You did such a good job taking me." You're nearly dizzy with pleasure and his praise, letting him pull you in and bury his face into your heated skin. His nose drags a hot trail up your neck, undoubtedly counting your pulse before inching lower. "When you're ready..." His lips are soft on your skin, inching towards your collarbone as his legs adjust on the bed behind you. "...you're going to bounce."

"Bounce?" You knew what he meant, but being stuffed so full, having him wrapped so heavily around you, you couldn't possibly imagine the amount of strength you'd have to exert to properly fuck yourself on him. "I'll assist you." He was at the top of your cleavage now, his embrace squeezing your breasts together.

A soft gasp slipped past your lips, head finally craning down to look at him as his tongue licked along the swell of your chest. "Just..." a gentle nip "tell me..." a soft suck, slightly lower "when you're ready." His hands guided you up slightly, shifting you along his length and bringing your nipple to his mouth. A strangled noise slips past your lips, body jerking upwards and into his touch.

The movement pulled your hips up with it, dragging him along your twitching walls and sending you spiraling. You dropped down again, gasping from pleasure and looking at him with wide, watering eyes. You were met by his heated hazel, his cheeks slightly puffed around where his mouth suckled on your breast. A look of devious triumph on his face as you started to subconsciously rock against him.

“L-like that…?” You couldn't control your hips, grinding against Zayne's lap with fervor as he freed your nipple with a satisfying, slick pop. "Close, so close. A little more like..." you feel him squeeze your ass, hands instinctively grasping his shoulders harder as he drags you upwards. So far that only his head remains, nearly slipping out all together before he slams you back down in one swift go "...this."

Woah no way, Soul posting actual content that takes longer than 20 seconds to read? Anyways, I want to suck his balls dry and gurgle his cum I can't even deny it anymore I'm gonna get him pregnant fuck. This banner got me horny asf on main.

[tartigglez]

guys I'm losing my mind... i got into the national youth theatre and I can't afford to go 🙃