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Send (///д///) for my character's reaction to yours tripping, knocking mine over and landing atop them in a rather risque-like way.
I w aNT THE K //sounds of yuukei crying in the distance
WARNING: NSFW, Torture
I want the K
WARNING: Gore, NSFW, Torture
WARNING: Eye Gore
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Out of Danger: WOW I GOT SO MANY ASKS FOR THE K. Okay. XD So, next is operationtable, and then in this order;
lethaeum bloodstainedgrave sweeter-than--honey fuwaa-aika darkdoctorratio (round 2 XD)
"I want the K! Wait.. what?"
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I want the K.
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Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number...
1: Kicked off a building 2: Face stab 3: Left for dead 4: Amputation 5: Eyes gauged out 6: Lethal Injection 7: Strangled 8: Burned to death 9: Abacination 10: Oxygen Deprivation 11: Bone Breaking 12: Drowning 13: Implement (any body part) 14: Mental torture 15: Tooth Extraction
Unbirthday bites Ratio on the shoulder really hard, convinced that it will work as previously stated to the other Ratio. "Boxers. Off." He's got jaws like a shark and won't let go until those boxers are GONE.
"Ouch!- not from you. Definitely not on the shoulder, either."
"Well, you did. Can you go back to acting like your old self?"
"I am acting like my old self."
Unbirthday bites Ratio on the shoulder really hard, convinced that it will work as previously stated to the other Ratio. "Boxers. Off." He's got jaws like a shark and won't let go until those boxers are GONE.
"Ouch!- not from you. Definitely not on the shoulder, either."
"Birthday wouldn’t make jokes like that. Who are you?"
"I'm hurt. Can't I experiment with a joke or two from time to time? I just wanted to see your reaction since it was the perfect time."
Unbirthday bites Ratio on the shoulder really hard, convinced that it will work as previously stated to the other Ratio. "Boxers. Off." He's got jaws like a shark and won't let go until those boxers are GONE.
"Ouch!- not from you. Definitely not on the shoulder, either."
"…I’ll keep my distance… but if you could please tell me what happened to you."
"Nothing happened to me. I was joking around. Geez, Ratio-cchi, can't you handle a simple joke? Now, come here. I know you still want me to, I can see it from here."
Unbirthday bites Ratio on the shoulder really hard, convinced that it will work as previously stated to the other Ratio. "Boxers. Off." He's got jaws like a shark and won't let go until those boxers are GONE.
"Ouch!- not from you. Definitely not on the shoulder, either."
"…" He really shouldn’t.
”No teeth. I promise. Maybe a knife.” He smiled. “I’m joking.” No, he really shouldn't.
Unbirthday bites Ratio on the shoulder really hard, convinced that it will work as previously stated to the other Ratio. "Boxers. Off." He's got jaws like a shark and won't let go until those boxers are GONE.
"Ouch!- not from you. Definitely not on the shoulder, either."
"…I don’t like the sound of that.. are you okay?"
Unbirthday chuckled and shook his head. "I'm joking, Ratio-cchi. I'm joking. I won't stab you again. Come here, and I'll give you want you wnat."
Unbirthday bites Ratio on the shoulder really hard, convinced that it will work as previously stated to the other Ratio. "Boxers. Off." He's got jaws like a shark and won't let go until those boxers are GONE.
"Ouch!- not from you. Definitely not on the shoulder, either."
"—What’s gotten into you!" Ratio jumped back. "What do you mean opera."
"Opera~" Unbirthday chuckled. "You know, cause you'll be hitting the real high notes when I'm done with you." He offered a dark grin and snap of his jaws.
Unbirthday bites Ratio on the shoulder really hard, convinced that it will work as previously stated to the other Ratio. "Boxers. Off." He's got jaws like a shark and won't let go until those boxers are GONE.
"Ouch!- not from you. Definitely not on the shoulder, either."
"I did."
Birthday smiled and got on his knees, making the motion that had been hinted earlier. Then, he whispered, "Bad idea." and whipped out his taser on the highest setting and stabbed Ratio in the leg with it. He straightened his back and grinned. "Tell me, Ratio-cchi, how would you like to be in an opera~?"
Unbirthday bites Ratio on the shoulder really hard, convinced that it will work as previously stated to the other Ratio. "Boxers. Off." He's got jaws like a shark and won't let go until those boxers are GONE.
"Ouch!- not from you. Definitely not on the shoulder, either."
"That could work too."
"Take off your boxers, and I'm sure we can work something out."
Out of Danger: WHAT AM I EVEN DOING ANYMORE!?