hi, come in

You and me till' the end of time baby.

[finelytaylored]

✨whimsy✨ and 🦠science🦠 (x)

[toskarin]

Thoughts on Santa deniers?

I just don't know where else they think the presents could come from. the parents theory doesn't make sense if you apply even a little bit of scrutiny because mom and dad are asleep at night

[depsidase]

[yellow-cat]

remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

[dogpuppy]

[willgrahamscock]

reaching the point of hyperfixation where I can no longer engage with it due to the nausea that I experience at the mere thought of seeing it on my screen is the closest I’ve ever been to being diagnosed with female hysteria

[willgrahamscock]

“oh is this your favorite character from that show?” get that fucker away from me. I’m gonna be sick

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cruzfucker]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[sparecrew]

[starrys-moving-her-blog]

usamericans living in houses made out of paper set an impossible standard of masculinity for angry men in other countries

[goth-queen]

[flyingpurplepeopleprogrammer]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[speakingofdoorknobs]

[vegan-and-sara]

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

[bewbin]

I should be able to donate the last few drops of my gas at the pump to a mouse in his tiny car because it costs nothing to me to give them the last few drops. didn’t even go in my car. They fell on the ground and it would mean the world to him, but we can’t do that because the government won’t even allow us so it’s gotten to the point where you barely even see motorized rodents on the road anymore 

[depsidase]

[animentality]