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harry | she/they | 20s talk to me about medieval knights

[pudulogy]

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[asimpleram]

This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

[unprofessionalartist]

It's him, Julius xi/xir

[not-lupus]

he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton

[lahumunh]

devestating news for you

[malcolm-f-tucker]

[mytruebody-deactivated20260221]

why do photographers still exist when puppy sleeping 1955 japan & inuit girl and her puppy 1949 have already been photographed. choose a new career

[mytruebody-deactivated20260221]

like. do you really think you can snap something better than this

[diphowell]

the fact that it isn't really "i don't want to marry you" but more "i don't like the concept of marriage personally". and dan making sure phil knows that.

[the-bedheaded-league]

It’s crazy to me that people read Sherlock Holmes’ obsession with Irene Adler as romantic when it is so clearly the same kind of obsession that gay men have for Lady Gaga

[hellgrub]

[the-bedheaded-league]

You GET it.

[wordfather]

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

[wordfather]

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

[loveridden1999]

i want to be free

[the-ink-archives]

[hgedits]

Could you sign it for me? Course. What's your name? Fell. Asa Fell, with an S.

[knighteirian]

Lestat de Lioncourt & Daniel Molloy VIA ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY'S INSTAGRAM (2026)

[robertfagden]

at some point The Character stops being a character and starts being a close personal friend

[amandla]

[flunkett]

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

It's the last day of April

[my-little-bologna]

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

[pseudophan]

they're phree